Disclaimer: We don't own Kingdom Hearts, Final Fantasy or any of the
characters that may appear in the fan fic besides Melly and JC, cause
well.that's us o.O;
It started off as a nice, beautiful day, but since this story is about complete morons, this nice day will soon turn to terror. We start with Wakka standing in a tree screaming and waving his arms at his friends below him.
Wakka: I can fly!! Just watch me!
Aeirth: * Holding 4 of her 9 cats * Get down from there Wakka, or I'll sick my pretties at you =)
Sephiroth: Get down Wakka, you idiot! I should give you a beating!! (Notice Sephiroth isn't playing his banjo? Hmm, what happened here?)
Wakka: * Flaps his arms like a bird and make the "Kawing" noise like a seagull, as he dives off his tree, landing face first into the ground. He automatically gets up and runs around giggling like a lil school girl *
Meanwhile, Sora and Riku are compromising..
Riku: If I win this match you'll give me a cookie, and if you win...You'll still give me a cookie. Deal? =D
Sora: DEAL!!!!!!! * Smiles sheepishly * ^______^
They have some gay fight with wooden swords. And after five minutes Riku, of course, wins as Sora was distracted by a fly and got knocked out.
Riku: Yay! I get the cookie.. Well I would have anyways.. But that's not the point.
As Riku is just about to eat the cookie, Cloud appears from behind him and steals his cookie.
Cloud: Yoink! * Cloud runs off like a lil girl giggling and nibbling on his new cookie, followed by Melly who also has a cookie in her mouth *
Let me guess, your wondering where Tifa and Squall are =). "AHHHH!!!!!!!" Girly screams came from Tifa's bedroom. And everyone ran in to see what happened, Aeirth taking a bit longer because her cats were missing. There they found Tifa under Squall's dead body.. Yes.. naked.
Everyone: * Gasp *
Melly: Omg.how horri- * Turns around and makes out with Cloud *
Sephiroth: What the hell happened?
Tifa: Well Squall and I.. Uhm..yeah. And a dark figure came out of nowhere and stabbed him! And I'm uh..kinda stuck and kinda naked, anyone wanna help me out?
All the guys: O_O Yes ma'am! * The guys pushed each other away as they attempt to reach Tifa and pull her out from under the dead body. *
That Chinese dude: Shinobi's back! O.O
..Kairi slowly walks in..
Aerith's cats: o_O;
Kairi: Hey guys, I heard a scream and I came as fast as I could.
Aeirth: * Feeding her cats * Squall was killed while sleeping with Tifa.
Tifa: Who said anything about sleeping? * She glances at the angry Kairi * Oh.Hey babe.^-^;
Riku: Oh well, Squall was always saying how much better than me he was.
JC: * Pops outta nowhere * Ew.A naked dead body.Ew.A naked Tifa.
Sora: .Ceiling fan..* Watches the fan go round and round and round and round and round and round and round and round and round and round and round and round and round and round and round and round and round and round and round and round and round and round *
Everyone: * Watching Sora * ..............
Riku: Melly you dumb blonde. Make a damn plot! Omfg. You don't know shit you stupid bitch!!!
Melly: That's mean!!!
Cloud: Dun make fun of my girly..
Riku: See! Your turning Cloud stupid! He called you "Girly"! What I don't get is why your with him and not me!
Sephiroth: OoOoOoO..Someones Jealous!
Melly: dude, Riku, You can have JC. You like her don't you?
JC: Huh? ..Uhm..Do I want Riku? I'm not as sex crazed as you Melly.
Melly: You should be! Its fun being a tramp, right Tifa?
Tifa:... Me a tramp? Whatever.. Whore's the name -_-;
Riku: Hmm.. Melly can I try something to sproose up the story?
Melly: Wtf? Sproose? Anyways, well sure this isn't going anywhere anyways.
Riku: * Presses his soft lips against Melly's while Cloud gets super pissed off as Melly is actually enjoying the kiss *
Cloud: Off Her!!!
Riku: * Breaks off the kiss, looking at Cloud, smiling then looks at Melly and blushes slightly *
Everyone: .Riku..o_o;
Riku, feeling all embarrassed, walks out slowly, winking at Melly and she can't help but smile, but as she turns her head to look at Cloud, her smile turns to a slight frown.
Cloud: Mel..Why did you let him do that?
Melly: We needed a fucking plot, plus, I can control all of you, just watch.
Cloud: Oh. Sorry Mel, I love you so much, Will you forgive me?
Melly: Why yes I will honey. ^_______^
JC: Uh.right.why so descriptive up there? * Shudders * ..Can we like.get back to the story now? I mean, wtf is happening here? Squall's dead, and Melly's just goin around makin out with whoever she wants! I mean, come on.
Melly:..I only made out with Cloud! And Plus, Riku came on to ME!
JC: Big difference.
Melly: Actually I think I'm going to end this. Till next time...PEACE OUT!
Okay, That was the 2nd chapter, I hope you liked it (if liking it is even possible) We'll try to get the next one up next weekend maybe, and we promise to have a plot, but Melly can't promise no making out with Cloud. -_- She can't control herself.
It started off as a nice, beautiful day, but since this story is about complete morons, this nice day will soon turn to terror. We start with Wakka standing in a tree screaming and waving his arms at his friends below him.
Wakka: I can fly!! Just watch me!
Aeirth: * Holding 4 of her 9 cats * Get down from there Wakka, or I'll sick my pretties at you =)
Sephiroth: Get down Wakka, you idiot! I should give you a beating!! (Notice Sephiroth isn't playing his banjo? Hmm, what happened here?)
Wakka: * Flaps his arms like a bird and make the "Kawing" noise like a seagull, as he dives off his tree, landing face first into the ground. He automatically gets up and runs around giggling like a lil school girl *
Meanwhile, Sora and Riku are compromising..
Riku: If I win this match you'll give me a cookie, and if you win...You'll still give me a cookie. Deal? =D
Sora: DEAL!!!!!!! * Smiles sheepishly * ^______^
They have some gay fight with wooden swords. And after five minutes Riku, of course, wins as Sora was distracted by a fly and got knocked out.
Riku: Yay! I get the cookie.. Well I would have anyways.. But that's not the point.
As Riku is just about to eat the cookie, Cloud appears from behind him and steals his cookie.
Cloud: Yoink! * Cloud runs off like a lil girl giggling and nibbling on his new cookie, followed by Melly who also has a cookie in her mouth *
Let me guess, your wondering where Tifa and Squall are =). "AHHHH!!!!!!!" Girly screams came from Tifa's bedroom. And everyone ran in to see what happened, Aeirth taking a bit longer because her cats were missing. There they found Tifa under Squall's dead body.. Yes.. naked.
Everyone: * Gasp *
Melly: Omg.how horri- * Turns around and makes out with Cloud *
Sephiroth: What the hell happened?
Tifa: Well Squall and I.. Uhm..yeah. And a dark figure came out of nowhere and stabbed him! And I'm uh..kinda stuck and kinda naked, anyone wanna help me out?
All the guys: O_O Yes ma'am! * The guys pushed each other away as they attempt to reach Tifa and pull her out from under the dead body. *
That Chinese dude: Shinobi's back! O.O
..Kairi slowly walks in..
Aerith's cats: o_O;
Kairi: Hey guys, I heard a scream and I came as fast as I could.
Aeirth: * Feeding her cats * Squall was killed while sleeping with Tifa.
Tifa: Who said anything about sleeping? * She glances at the angry Kairi * Oh.Hey babe.^-^;
Riku: Oh well, Squall was always saying how much better than me he was.
JC: * Pops outta nowhere * Ew.A naked dead body.Ew.A naked Tifa.
Sora: .Ceiling fan..* Watches the fan go round and round and round and round and round and round and round and round and round and round and round and round and round and round and round and round and round and round and round and round and round and round *
Everyone: * Watching Sora * ..............
Riku: Melly you dumb blonde. Make a damn plot! Omfg. You don't know shit you stupid bitch!!!
Melly: That's mean!!!
Cloud: Dun make fun of my girly..
Riku: See! Your turning Cloud stupid! He called you "Girly"! What I don't get is why your with him and not me!
Sephiroth: OoOoOoO..Someones Jealous!
Melly: dude, Riku, You can have JC. You like her don't you?
JC: Huh? ..Uhm..Do I want Riku? I'm not as sex crazed as you Melly.
Melly: You should be! Its fun being a tramp, right Tifa?
Tifa:... Me a tramp? Whatever.. Whore's the name -_-;
Riku: Hmm.. Melly can I try something to sproose up the story?
Melly: Wtf? Sproose? Anyways, well sure this isn't going anywhere anyways.
Riku: * Presses his soft lips against Melly's while Cloud gets super pissed off as Melly is actually enjoying the kiss *
Cloud: Off Her!!!
Riku: * Breaks off the kiss, looking at Cloud, smiling then looks at Melly and blushes slightly *
Everyone: .Riku..o_o;
Riku, feeling all embarrassed, walks out slowly, winking at Melly and she can't help but smile, but as she turns her head to look at Cloud, her smile turns to a slight frown.
Cloud: Mel..Why did you let him do that?
Melly: We needed a fucking plot, plus, I can control all of you, just watch.
Cloud: Oh. Sorry Mel, I love you so much, Will you forgive me?
Melly: Why yes I will honey. ^_______^
JC: Uh.right.why so descriptive up there? * Shudders * ..Can we like.get back to the story now? I mean, wtf is happening here? Squall's dead, and Melly's just goin around makin out with whoever she wants! I mean, come on.
Melly:..I only made out with Cloud! And Plus, Riku came on to ME!
JC: Big difference.
Melly: Actually I think I'm going to end this. Till next time...PEACE OUT!
Okay, That was the 2nd chapter, I hope you liked it (if liking it is even possible) We'll try to get the next one up next weekend maybe, and we promise to have a plot, but Melly can't promise no making out with Cloud. -_- She can't control herself.