Author: Squeaky

Title: Who's that guy?

Spoilers: None that I know of really.

Disclaimer: I own none of the characters from Buffy. They belong to Joss and Mutant Enemy. I own none of the characters or plots from Grease 2. They belong to whoever thought of them in the first place. Peace Love and Crabs.

Back to School



1961 Rydell High School

Principal McGhee and Blanche, her assistant, walk outside of Rydell High School to raise the school flag. Blanche hooks it on the pulley and begins to raise it as Ms. McGhee salutes the flag.

"This is going to be a wonderful year Blanche," says Ms. McGhee.

"Oh wonder..." Blanche says before being cutoff by cars honking, motorcycles roaring, busses stopping, and people yelling.

Yes it was time for school to begin once again at Rydell High, in Sunnydale California. Loads of teenagers pile out of cars, busses, and off of motorcycles making they're way to the school.

Spendin' my vacation in the summer sun Gettin' lots of action, havin' lots of fun Scorin' like a bandit till the bubble burst Suddenly it got to be September first! Woe is me.... All summer long I was happy and free Save my soul, the board of education took away my parole.

Ms. McGhee and Blanche stare out on the grounds as swarms of teenagers are dancing and singing even though it's time for school to begin once more.

I gotta go back, back, back to school again You won't find me, till the clock strikes three I'm gonna be there till then I gotta go back, back, back to school again Whoa whoa, I gotta go, Back to School...AGAIN!

A very, very pink car pulls into the "cool" corner, or the parking area restricted to only the coolest people. Out of the car comes 4 ladies dressed in pink jackets, The Pink Ladies, and they sit on top of the hood of their car. On the other side of the parking lot another girls dressed in Pink jumps out of a bus, Buffy Zinone, the coolest chick and head Pink Lady at Rydell High. She too is dancing along with everyone, along with her very "cool" shades, of course.

"She's late again. Personally I think that being late shows terrible leadership qualities." says Anya Cooper, one of the Pink Ladies.

"Well I'm not waiting anymore" she says then jumps of the car.

"Here she is!" says Willow Ritter, another pink lady, getting off the car also.

"Well..." says Anya.

"We're gonna be late. Let's go." says Buffy while flipping the collar on her Pink Ladies jacket up to look cool.

They soon join everyone else on the campus in the dancing and singing.

Geometry and History it's just a pain Biology and Chemistry destroys my brain Don't they know that I deserve a better fate? I'm really much too young to matriculate Mama please, your child's come down with a fatal disease Mama said: "C'mon you lazy bum and get your butt outta bed!"

Motorcycles, driven by four leather jacket clad guys, with sunglasses, smoking cigarettes, drive up to the school. They park right in front of the Pink Ladies car. They are the T-Birds.

You gotta go back, back, back to school again It's bye bye fun, get your homework done, and better be in by ten I gotta go back, back, back to school again Whoa whoa, I gotta go...Back to School.... AGAIN!

"Senior year. The home stretch" says Xander DiMucci, one of the T-Birds.

"My old man wants me to go to junior college after grad." says Connor Jaworksi, the youngest of the T-Birds.

"Yeah. Nerd Junior College" says Daniel McKenzie, also know as Oz, laughing.

"Hey what are you gonna do Angel?" Conner asks.

"Sleep," says Angel Nogerelli, the head T-Bird.

"Nah. I mean what are you gonna be when ya grow up?"

"A burden on society" says Oz, making all the guys laugh.

Ms. Calendar, a very good-looking teacher who uses a lot of hairspray, walks up the guys.

"Hello boys" she says coughing while fanning away the smoke from their cigarettes.

"Good Morning Ms. Calendar" all four guys say.

"I would really like to see all of you music appreciation this year" (A/N: I couldn't use computer class because they didn't really have those back then.)

"And I'd like to see all of you in music appreciation this year" says Angel.

Ms. Calendar laughs and says, "You just might."

"I think I'm in love," says Conner.

The guys join everyone in dancing and singing again; even Ms. Calendar has joined, before she walks away spraying her hair once more. Across the campus another bus pulls up and out of it comes William Carrington, a straight-A transfer student with brownish blondish hair, from England. He stares in awe at everyone dancing and singing until someone interrupts his view. It's none other than Joycey, a beauty school dropout and Rydell dropout from 1959.

"William" Joycey says.

"Uh, um Joyce." says William.

"Yeah. But you can call me Joycey."

" 'Allo, hi. Uh thank you for meeting me."

"Oh when your cousin Sandy told me you were coming to America, I told her any cousin of yours is a cousin of mine."

"Yes she did say you where the one who knows the ropes around here."

"Ah, yes, ropes are my specialty. See I used to go to Rydell before I dropped out to go to beauty school. Then I flunked tinting when my hair turned pink."

"Pink?"

"Uh huh."

Back in front of the school everyone is still dancing and so are the pink ladies that are singing their pledge.

The Pink Lady pledge is to act cool, to look cool, and to be cool, till death do us part, Think, Pink!

Joycey and William are now walking in the front of the school where everyone is now.

"Now the most important thing in my life is skin care," says Joycey.

"So uh, tinting's out and skin care's in?" asks William.

"Right. That's why I'm back at Rydell. To get my chemistry, so I can mix my own cosmetics."

"Makes sense."

I got my books together and I dragged my feet And then I saw this angel boppin' down the street I said hey pretty baby, "How's about a date?" She said "I'm goin to school and I can't be late!" I could see, the look in her eyes was sayin' follow me And I was caught...I thought of playin' hooky but on second thought

I gotta go back, back, back to school again You won't find me, till the clock strikes three I'm gonna be there till then I gotta go back, back, back to school again Whoa whoa, I gotta go, Whoa whoa, I gotta go Back to School...

Soon everyone was piling into the school including the T-Birds.

"Comb" says Angel while Xander hands him a comb. Angel combs his gelled hair making sure it's perfect. "Door" he says, while Conner goes to hold the door open for the Pink Ladies. "Gentlemen start your engines," he says while they all file into the school.

I gotta go back, back, back to school again Whoa whoa, I gotta go, Back to School... AGAIN!

The doors close and the bell rings.