Author: Squeaky
Title: Who's that guy?
Spoilers: None that I know of really.
Disclaimer: I own none of the characters from Buffy. They belong to Joss and Mutant Enemy. I own none of the characters or plots from Grease 2. They belong to whoever thought of them in the first place. Peace Love and Crabs.
Scenes, Lockers, and Cock-a-roaches
Inside the School
In the hallway the Pink Ladies are standing at their lockers getting their books.
"From the front this nose is perfect, from the side this nose doesn't belong on this face." says Willow.
"So dump the face and keep the nose." says Buffy chomping on her gum, while the girls giggle.
"Hi Angel" says Cordelia Rebchuck as Angel walks by.
"Yeah" says Angel
"Gee I really like your hair in the back, it's really cool."
"Thanks" he says with a wink.
"Ooh I see your still givin lube jobs at your old man's service station." says Oz holding Buffy's jean jacket from the gas station.
"Stuff it Oz." Buffy says, still chomping on the gum.
"What's the story Buffy?" says Angel.
"Yeah what's the story?" says Oz while Angel hits him, so he walks off.
"You know the story Angel it's over," says Buffy while Cordelia looks on with hope.
"Yeah. Well that's not good enough," says Angel
"Don't make a scene ok."
"I'm not makin a scene."
"Hey Angel" yells Connor with Xander right behind him.
"Hey what's the scene?" says Xander.
"There's no scene alright!" says Angel angrily.
"Sheesh" says Xander while he walks over to Anya.
"What's this, the Vince Fontaine National Libary" says Oz looking at Willow's locker.
"Shhh. Be quiet," says Xander laughing.
"Laugh you jerks but just wait till I turn up on National Bandstand" she says.
"Yeah you may turn up on Bandstand but your beak'll be turning DOWN!" say Xander and Oz laughing.
"I got to do it. The nose goes. Bandstand here I come!" she says.
"Oh Willow I wouldn't fool around with Mother Nature if I were you" says Cordelia.
"Ha. Why, you fool around with everyone else Cordelia" says Anya.
"Shut-up."
They begin to walk down the hall but Buffy decides to go change from her pants into a skirt. She goes to her locker and pulls out her skirt. Jonathan, the school nerd, is walking with William showing him around.
"How Long Have You Been In America" Jonathan says slowly as if William won't understand him.
"Just 'bout a week. I'm staying with my aunt and uncle" William says.
"Oh. Here are the lockers. Take a locker and lock it. Yeah because these guys will steal every.thing" Jonathan says and runs off when he sees the T- Birds.
William begins to open a locker not knowing it's a T-Bird locker. All of a sudden a hand slams the locker closed. It's Conner.
"What do you think your doing?" says Conner.
"Oh, uh. I was just putting a few things in my locker," he says with a very pissed off look.
"His locker. Excuse us" the T-Birds say.
The T-Birds give him a full lecture on the T-Bird lockers and that they are a slice of American His-tor-y. Then they slam him into an open one while walking away laughing. William just stares down the hall at them. Then Buffy comes up beside him.
"You OK?" she asks.
"Yeah fine thanks" he says.
"Don't let these guys bug ya."
"I won't. Don't worry."
Buffy, Angel and Oz are walking into Ms. Calendar's class to hear the morning announcements.
"Why don't you guys grow up?" she says.
"Hey the nerd invaded our turf," says Oz.
"Hey meet me after class for a smoke." says Angel.
"I quit. It's bad for your health," she says.
"Oh yeah, well standing me up is bad for ya health too."
"Yeah, says who?"
"Says the Sturgeon General of the United States, Buffy" says Oz
Everyone continues to make small talk while Principal McGhee says the morning announcements over the intercom. One announcement that stands out from the rest making everyone laugh: "Please come out for band tryouts. Remember it is better to play with others than with yourself." Ms. McGhee also announces that William is a new student and everyone says hello to him.
Outside on the Football field
The Pink Ladies are walking through the band practice making conversation.
"So what's the story with Angel?" asks Cordelia.
"Let's just say I outgrew him over the summer" answers Buffy.
"Well he sure has the hots for you."
"Uh. Angel just hasn't learned that when you're dead, lie down." (A/N: no pun intended) "Besides there's gotta be more to life than making out."
"You know I never thought of it that way."
William is running around the track when two All-American cheerleader type girls, Drusilla and Harmony, come over to him and ask if he'll play the piano for all the acts in the talent show. Of course he agrees and runs off to go talk to Joycey. He and Joycey talk about their first week and how he's adjusting to it.
"Eh, what do ya know about that girl Buffy Zinone?" he asks.
"Oh yeah I know Buffy. Uh oh. William, see there's something you don't understand. See Buffy Zinone is a Pink Lady, which means that if you're not a T-Bird, which you are not, you can only look but don't touch. And William, I wouldn't even look." she says.
"Well then I should become one of these T-Birds, eh?"
He walks off to go talk to Buffy but before he can reach her she walks off. Riley Balmudo, along with his craterface glory, and his gang of bikers show up, on the T-Bird's turf looking to make trouble or at least make the T- Birds finally stand up to him.
"Nogerelli" says Riley.
"Balmudo" says Angel.
"These cock-a-roaches are gonna invade our turf one time too many" says Oz.
"We should take care of 'em tonight," says Xander while Riley laughs.
Angel lights up a cigarette, "Tonight..." he clears his throat, "Tonight we bowl."
"Yeah your lucky, we're bowlin tonight" says Conner.
"I like that" says Riley laughing as they ride off whistling at the girls.
William looks at Buffy while they walk off but the band gets in his way as he tries to talk to her.
Title: Who's that guy?
Spoilers: None that I know of really.
Disclaimer: I own none of the characters from Buffy. They belong to Joss and Mutant Enemy. I own none of the characters or plots from Grease 2. They belong to whoever thought of them in the first place. Peace Love and Crabs.
Scenes, Lockers, and Cock-a-roaches
Inside the School
In the hallway the Pink Ladies are standing at their lockers getting their books.
"From the front this nose is perfect, from the side this nose doesn't belong on this face." says Willow.
"So dump the face and keep the nose." says Buffy chomping on her gum, while the girls giggle.
"Hi Angel" says Cordelia Rebchuck as Angel walks by.
"Yeah" says Angel
"Gee I really like your hair in the back, it's really cool."
"Thanks" he says with a wink.
"Ooh I see your still givin lube jobs at your old man's service station." says Oz holding Buffy's jean jacket from the gas station.
"Stuff it Oz." Buffy says, still chomping on the gum.
"What's the story Buffy?" says Angel.
"Yeah what's the story?" says Oz while Angel hits him, so he walks off.
"You know the story Angel it's over," says Buffy while Cordelia looks on with hope.
"Yeah. Well that's not good enough," says Angel
"Don't make a scene ok."
"I'm not makin a scene."
"Hey Angel" yells Connor with Xander right behind him.
"Hey what's the scene?" says Xander.
"There's no scene alright!" says Angel angrily.
"Sheesh" says Xander while he walks over to Anya.
"What's this, the Vince Fontaine National Libary" says Oz looking at Willow's locker.
"Shhh. Be quiet," says Xander laughing.
"Laugh you jerks but just wait till I turn up on National Bandstand" she says.
"Yeah you may turn up on Bandstand but your beak'll be turning DOWN!" say Xander and Oz laughing.
"I got to do it. The nose goes. Bandstand here I come!" she says.
"Oh Willow I wouldn't fool around with Mother Nature if I were you" says Cordelia.
"Ha. Why, you fool around with everyone else Cordelia" says Anya.
"Shut-up."
They begin to walk down the hall but Buffy decides to go change from her pants into a skirt. She goes to her locker and pulls out her skirt. Jonathan, the school nerd, is walking with William showing him around.
"How Long Have You Been In America" Jonathan says slowly as if William won't understand him.
"Just 'bout a week. I'm staying with my aunt and uncle" William says.
"Oh. Here are the lockers. Take a locker and lock it. Yeah because these guys will steal every.thing" Jonathan says and runs off when he sees the T- Birds.
William begins to open a locker not knowing it's a T-Bird locker. All of a sudden a hand slams the locker closed. It's Conner.
"What do you think your doing?" says Conner.
"Oh, uh. I was just putting a few things in my locker," he says with a very pissed off look.
"His locker. Excuse us" the T-Birds say.
The T-Birds give him a full lecture on the T-Bird lockers and that they are a slice of American His-tor-y. Then they slam him into an open one while walking away laughing. William just stares down the hall at them. Then Buffy comes up beside him.
"You OK?" she asks.
"Yeah fine thanks" he says.
"Don't let these guys bug ya."
"I won't. Don't worry."
Buffy, Angel and Oz are walking into Ms. Calendar's class to hear the morning announcements.
"Why don't you guys grow up?" she says.
"Hey the nerd invaded our turf," says Oz.
"Hey meet me after class for a smoke." says Angel.
"I quit. It's bad for your health," she says.
"Oh yeah, well standing me up is bad for ya health too."
"Yeah, says who?"
"Says the Sturgeon General of the United States, Buffy" says Oz
Everyone continues to make small talk while Principal McGhee says the morning announcements over the intercom. One announcement that stands out from the rest making everyone laugh: "Please come out for band tryouts. Remember it is better to play with others than with yourself." Ms. McGhee also announces that William is a new student and everyone says hello to him.
Outside on the Football field
The Pink Ladies are walking through the band practice making conversation.
"So what's the story with Angel?" asks Cordelia.
"Let's just say I outgrew him over the summer" answers Buffy.
"Well he sure has the hots for you."
"Uh. Angel just hasn't learned that when you're dead, lie down." (A/N: no pun intended) "Besides there's gotta be more to life than making out."
"You know I never thought of it that way."
William is running around the track when two All-American cheerleader type girls, Drusilla and Harmony, come over to him and ask if he'll play the piano for all the acts in the talent show. Of course he agrees and runs off to go talk to Joycey. He and Joycey talk about their first week and how he's adjusting to it.
"Eh, what do ya know about that girl Buffy Zinone?" he asks.
"Oh yeah I know Buffy. Uh oh. William, see there's something you don't understand. See Buffy Zinone is a Pink Lady, which means that if you're not a T-Bird, which you are not, you can only look but don't touch. And William, I wouldn't even look." she says.
"Well then I should become one of these T-Birds, eh?"
He walks off to go talk to Buffy but before he can reach her she walks off. Riley Balmudo, along with his craterface glory, and his gang of bikers show up, on the T-Bird's turf looking to make trouble or at least make the T- Birds finally stand up to him.
"Nogerelli" says Riley.
"Balmudo" says Angel.
"These cock-a-roaches are gonna invade our turf one time too many" says Oz.
"We should take care of 'em tonight," says Xander while Riley laughs.
Angel lights up a cigarette, "Tonight..." he clears his throat, "Tonight we bowl."
"Yeah your lucky, we're bowlin tonight" says Conner.
"I like that" says Riley laughing as they ride off whistling at the girls.
William looks at Buffy while they walk off but the band gets in his way as he tries to talk to her.