Author: Squeaky
Title: Who's that guy?
Spoilers: None that I know of really.
Disclaimer: I own none of the characters from Buffy. They belong to Joss and Mutant Enemy. I own none of the characters or plots from Grease 2. They belong to whoever thought of them in the first place. Peace Love and Crabs.
Author's Note: Hey everyone, thanks for the reviews. This will probably be the last update 'til Friday night or Saturday night. You may get lucky but I doubt it. So anyway, this chapter is a good one. This is Buffy sees her "cool rider" for the first time. Well I guess I'll shut up and let you read the story. Peace Love and Crabs.
8. Who's That Guy?
Bowl-A-Rama
Dawn is skating through the parking lot on her skateboard blowing a big, fat, bubble with her bubble gum. She comes up near the front door of the building and spots Riley Balmudo, A.K.A. Craterface. She skates up right behind him and then she stops and picks up her skateboard. She walks by him slowly and opens the front door. Right as she's walking in she turns around and says, "Scum!" and runs in while Riley laughs at her.
The T-Birds are inside playing pinball, while the Pink Ladies are just hanging around watching them. Dawn comes running in to tell them about Riley.
"Balmudo's out front and he's all alone," she says.
"Tilt! My turn," Oz says grabbing Angel's pinball machine.
"Your turn after we tilt that craterfaced Balmudo. C'mon," he says clapping his hands together and pointing to the door.
They walk towards the door with everybody following them, of course Angel in the lead.
"Comb," he says, while Xander hands him a comb, with which he smooths his hair out.
"Smoke," he says, while Oz hands him a cigarette, which Angel puts in his mouth.
"Light," he says, while Oz flicks his lighter, with which he puts over Angel's cigarette and lights it.
Outside, Riley is laughing because he knew Dawn would go inside and tell the others so he waited until after she left to get his other guys in his gang to drive. Now they're all sitting outside waiting for the T-Birds. Angel busts through the door looking like he's about to kill somebody, then he says Riley and his gang.
He drops the cigarette from his mouth, so he says "Comb" again and Xander and Oz hand him a comb, but he takes Xander's so Oz smooths his hair out. When Angel gets about halfway through combing his hair, Riley hisses at Angel all of a sudden which scares him, and then he throws the comb up in the air. He pushes the guys inside and slams the door shut, while Riley just laughs.
Inside Dawn is trying to tell Conner that Riley is outside and the T-Birds are about to beat him up. Hearing this Conner jumps up out of his seat and runs to the door to go help.
He busts through the door just like Angel and says, "Hey where is that ratface Bal...mu..do," stuttering the last part after seeing Riley and his gang.
"You looking for a rat face, mouse brain," Riley says grabbing Conner and throwing him against the wall.
Just as he is throwing Conner against the wall, a guy on a motorcycle, A.K.A. Spike, rides by and kicks Riley into his motorcycle. Conner runs into the door trying to get inside telling everyone about the mystery guy. Riley yells at his gang to get on their bikes and go catch the guy. Spike turns around at the end of the parking lot and begins to ride back over to where Riley is. Everybody, including the T-Birds and the Pink Ladies, is standing at the doors watching in awe at this guy on the motorcycle.
All: Ooh whoooo who's that guy?
Ooh whoooo who's that guy?
Conner: He came out of the darkness in the middle of the night,
Blazing like a mother with a fist of dynamite.
The T-Birds: He ain't foolin' no one on that pile of chrome and steel,
Burnin' up the pavement like he was some kind of wheel.
Riley and his gang get ready to chase Spike around the parking lot.
Riley's gang: He's lookin' for a rumble and some heads are gonna bust,
He's gonna take a tumble with one solitary thrust!
Pink Ladies: The only thing you guys are gonna do is eat his dust!
Everyone pushes through the doors and run outside to catch a glimpse of this guy. The Pink Ladies pile on top a car and watch, while the T-Birds just watch jealous of the guy.
All: Who's that guy?
Pink Ladies: Where did he come from? Who's that guy?
The T-Birds: Please tell me someone.
Pink Ladies: I never knew anyone could be so cool.
Spike revs up his bike and begins to speed towards Riley and his gang. They play a game of chicken, and Riley winds up losing, his gang splitting apart at the last second and falling on the ground.
All: Whoa oh oh Who's that guy?
What's so amazin'!
From headlight to tailpipe, his burners are blazin'.
Looks to me like he could really fly!
Won't somebody tell me...
Who's that guy?
Oooh whoooo who's that guy?
Oooh whoooo who's that guy?
Conner: He wears a pair of goggles like a man from outer space.
After he says that Angel and Oz hit him and tell him to shut up. Buffy is really surprised because her "cool rider" has come to life.
Buffy: It really doesn't matter that I haven't seen his face.
Riley's gang: We're gonna wrap those handlebars around that neck of his.
The punk is gonna get it!
All: When we find out who he is!
Spike: Everybody wants you when they don't know who you are.
Pink Ladies: If you're a man of mystery, it really takes you far.
Spike: Everyone around you thinks that you're a star!
All: Who's that guy?
Cordelia: Where did he come from?
All: Who's that guy?
Buffy: Where can I get one?
Spike: They never knew that I could be so cool!
Spike rides up on top of car getting away from Riley.
All: Whoa oh oh Who's that guy?
Pink Ladies: On that motorcycle
Spike: What would they say if they knew it was Spike though?
Spike smiles at this thought, then someone yells "COPS!" and sirens can be heard getting nearer.
All: Looks to me like he could really fly!
Won't somebody tell me...
Spike: Who's that guy?
All: Who's that guy?
Spike jumps of the car with his motorcycle, and the sirens get closer. Everyone runs back inside except the T-Birds and the Pink Ladies.
One of the girls yelps and they look around at each other smiling.
"Everyone inside. We bowl," Angel says looking at everyone.
All the girls yell and scream and head towards the door, but Buffy stays behind playing with her gum.
"Hey come on Buff," Willow says.
"I'll catch up with you guys in a few minutes, ok?" Buffy says chomping on her gum.
"Hey what's eatin' you?" Cordy asks.
"Nothing," Buffy says lying, which the girls know she is so they walk over to her. She turns away from them and Angel turns around and goes back inside, angry with her.
"Ah, ya know Buff, there has been talk," Anya says.
"We have been talkin', but there's been talk Buff, especially about your loyalty to the Birds," Willow says.
"It doesn't mean ya gotta go steady with Angel, in fact, I think it's better for the both of you that it's over," Cordy says.
"Yeah, but the code does say that we are T-Bird chicks, at least 'til grad," Anya says walking away to go join Xander inside.
"Yeah, well maybe I'm tired of bein' somebody's chick," Buffy says.
"Tired of being someone's chick, Buff are you feeling ok?" Willow asks.
"Yo Willow," Oz calls to her.
"Yo Oz," she says then runs off with him.
"I dunno what I'm feeling," Buffy says to Cordy.
"Here have a ciggy, maybe it'll make ya feel better," Cordy tells Buffy as she hands her a cigarette. Buffy puts it in her mouth and Cordy tries to strike a match. She tries and tries but can't get it to light up.
"What kind did ya get? You get those at the liquor store down the street?" Buffy rambles on really nervously until she sees a flame in front of her.
"Oh thanks," she says then notices it's not Cordy who's light a match, it's the "cool rider" with his lighter. He closes his lighter slowly as she exhales out the smoke from her lungs.
"The name's Spike. Wanna ride?" Spike asks, without the British accent. Buffy grins widely at him then begins to frown as she hears the sirens again. She turns around and sees the cop car come up.
"Some other time?" Spike says while he revs up his motorcycle and begins to drive away. He jumps all the way over a cop car and Buffy runs up to the car and watches as he rides off into the night. She sees the cop right beside her and begins to walk back inside.
Inside Joycey's class
It's just Joyce and William talking in the room. Joyce is trying to mix a potion and William is helping her.
"I heard there was this motorcycle chase outside the Bowl-A-Rama last night, and according to uh, Cordelia Rebchuck, this very mysterious and gorgeous guy, knocked one, Buffy Zinone, right out of her bobby socks. How do you plead?" Joycey asks William.
"I am guilty," William says and shakes her hand as she begins to giggle like a little schoolgirl.
"Great. But now what?" he asks.
"Oh, we've got a problem," Joycey says.
"On that motorcycle, in that gear, I knocked that girl right out of her socks. But like this..." he says.
"You'll knock her right into her socks," she says.
"Yeah simple, I'll have to tell her. The next time I see her I'll... well come here..." he says as he motions to her to come over there by him so he can tell her.
"Next time I see her, I'm gonna walk right up to her and say, Buff..." he says before being cut off by Joycey who yelps when she sees the Pink Ladies enter the classroom.
"Hiya girls," Joycey says while the girls stop giggling when they see William.
"Having a facial?" Anya asks jokingly.
"Yeah," William says with a sarcastic nod while Joyce looks at him with pity.
"What?" Buffy asks while she puts on her lipstick, seeing William walk up to her.
"Do you..." he starts.
"What?" she says chomping her gum.
"Have you ever read a Superman comic?" he asks.
"Not in the last few hours," she says sarcastically.
"I uh, I was just checking. Right?" he asks Joyce, who just nods sympathetically at him.
"Just checking," he says grabbing his lunch off the table and walking out of the room.
"He needs the guidance consoler," Willow says.
"Willow!!! You gotta nose job!" Joycey says noticing the huge bandage on Willow's nose.
"Forget it, I walked into a door," she says.
"So she says," Anya says not believing her one bit.
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