Author: Squeaky
Title: Who's that guy?
Spoilers: None that I know of really.
Disclaimer: I own none of the characters from Buffy. They belong to Joss and Mutant Enemy. I own none of the characters or plots from Grease 2. They belong to whoever thought of them in the first place. Peace Love and Crabs.
Author's Note: Ok, haven't been getting that many reviews. New rule: I have to have 5 reviews before I post the next chapter. Anyway, this chappy is all about Xander and Anya. It's pretty much the same as the scene in the movie, except I changed a few things. If you've seen the movie you'll know. Peace Love and Crabs.
9. Let's Do It For Our Country
Xander very slowly opens the door to a fallout shelter. They begin to walk down some stairs to the inner door. Anya stands behind him with a candle, their only light on this dark night.
"I dunno how you talked me into this Xander, but it sounds like a great idea," Anya says.
"Yeah. Yeah," replies Xander, "Listen, you trust President Kennedy, right?"
"Of course."
"Alright," says Xander, "Kennedy says we gotta be prepared for nucleoid war,"
"It's nuclear, Xander."
"Yeah, yeah. Nucleoid, nuclear. A bomb's a bomb," he says as he picks the lock on the inner door. He turns on the light and they enter the shelter slowly. As Anya goes inside, Xander turns around and mouths "OK" to Oz and Conner who are sitting right outside of the shelter.
Xander slams the door shut and locks it scaring Anya and making her gasp. He takes her candle, blows it out and sets it down on a table. Outside Oz and Conner creep slowly down the stairs towards the inner door. They set a crank siren down right beside the door.
Inside Xander and Anya sit down right across from each other on different cots.
"This is an official fallout shelter bed," Xander says, "Hey you gotta be prepared, cause someday when you least expect, KABLAM!!! NUCLEOID WAR!!!"
As soon as he says this Oz and Conner begin to crank the siren making it howl.
"Oh," Anya gasps, "What's that?"
"It's time," he replies as he stands and salutes.
Xander: America is calling, let's care enough to give our very best.
"What's started? What's happening, Xander?" Anya asks frantically.
"The Russians are attacking. Get down!" he says while pushing her down onto a cot.
Xander: For if we give our very best,
I know that we will more than pass the test.
"What are you doing, Xander? Get off of me," Anya says.
"Think about it. What if me and you was to die right here tonight without every doing it," he says.
"It?"
"Yeah it."
"Well if you put it that way, then Hell Yeah let's do it!!!" Anya yells while Xander grabs a gun and begins to march around the room. Outside Oz and Conner are listening in on the two.
Xander: Yeah, let's do it for our country, the red, white, and the blue.
It's Uncle Sam who's asking, so your mother will approve.
Tomorrow I'll be fighting, and I'll win this war for you.
Let's do it for our country, our country wants us to.
Bullets are exploding, they'll soon be at the door.
Give something to America you never gave before.
Anya turns around and begins getting out a nurse's cape and hat, supplies and a helmet for Xander who's beginning to take his shirt off.
Xander: Yeah, let's do it for our country, the red, white, and the blue,
"Are you sure my mother would approve?" Anya asks.
"Ya mother doesn't even have to know about it, Anya,"
"And you think we're old enough to go?"
"All the way,"
"But Xander, oh Xander, you might get hurt,"
"But just think about it. It would be like as if we were doing it for the Statue of Liberty," Xander says.
"Or the Grand Canyon," Anya says.
"Or the New York Yankees."
"It would be like, be like as if we were doing it for... for Disneyland!" they yell together.
Both: Yeah, let's do it for our country, the red, white, and the blue.
It's not a lot to ask of us, our parents will approve.
They begin to lie down on the cot.
Anya: You'll be a mighty soldier
Xander: Before this night is through
Both: Let's do it for our country.
Xander: We owe it to our country.
Both: Let's do it for our country,
Our country wants us to
"I'm ready Xander."
"Me too." Xander says and then all of a sudden Oz and Conner fall through the door.
"Ugh guys, can you like leave, me and Xander want to have many orgasms now, but if ya wanna watch you can, but just keep quiet. We're playing a game: The Wounded Soldier and his Nurse." Anya says to them as she begins to take off her shirt.
"Hey guys," Xander says, "Beat it!!! Or I'll tell Willow about this Oz, and your mom too, Conner," he says while Oz and Conner run out of the shelter as fast as they can, laughing along the way.
"Yeah now back to orgasms!" Anya says excitedly.
"Oh Yeah!" Xander says.