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[lyrics/opening theme]
{author's notes}
*actions such as walking into trees*



[I want to be the very best,
Like no one ever was.
To catch them is my real test,
To train them is my cause.

I will travel across the land,
Searching far and wide.
Each Mega-Mon, to understand
The power that's inside.

Mega-Men (Gotta catch 'em all)
It's you and me
I know it's my destiny
Mega-Men
(Oh) You're my best friend
In a world we must defend
Mega-Men (Gotta catch 'em all)
A heart so true
Our courage will pull us through
You teach me and I'll teach you
Mega-Men
Gotta catch 'em all
Gotta catch 'em all, yeah

Every challenge along the way
With courage I will face
I will battle everyday
To claim my rightful place

Come with me the time is right
There's no better team
Arm and arm we'll win the fight
It's always been our dream

Mega-Men (Gotta catch 'em all)
It's you and me
I know it's my destiny
Mega-Men
(Oh) You're my best friend
In a world we must defend
Mega-Men (Gotta catch 'em all)
A heart so true
Our courage will pull us through
You teach me and I'll teach you
Mega-Men
Gotta catch 'em all
Gotta catch 'em all
Gotta catch 'em all
Gotta catch 'em all
Gotta catch 'em all, yeah

Mega-Men (Gotta catch 'em all)
It's you and me
I know it's my destiny
Mega-Men
(Oh) You're my best friend
In a world we must defend
Mega-Men (Gotta catch 'em all)
A heart so true
Our courage will pull us through
You teach me and I'll teach you
Mega-Men
Gotta catch 'em all
Gotta catch 'em all
Mega-Men!]

[Duh da duh da duuuuuuhhhhh]
{Suddenly, a female voice says-}

::Crash is an IDIOT!!!!!!!!!::

Crash, Pissy, and Broccoli are walking down the road to Red City.
Crash's faithful companion, Reek-A-Chu, walks at his side, humming a
surprisingly dorky melody.

Pissy: Crash, have you gotten us lost again?

Crash: Well, no, not yet, not entirely, um, well, yes. We are lost.

Pissy: RRRRRRRRR!!!!! *Attempts to strangle Crash* I'm PISSED NOW!!!!!!!!!!!

Broccoli: *Walks into a wall which appeared out of nowhere* This would be soooo much easier if I'd only open my eyes. *Walks into a tree*

When all of a sudden, a Mega-Mon jumped out from behind a bush!

Fast-Poke: FASTPOKE!!!!!!!!!

Broccoli, Crash, and Pissy: AAAAACK!!!!!!!! HELP!!!!!!!!!

Reek-A-Chu: Wimps. I'll handle this. Thunder-Scent!!!!!!!

A large toxic fume cloud hurtles itself at Fast-Poke, who really just wanted directions to a good nightclub.

Fast-Poke: Please, spare me, almighty stink-beast! I bow to you!!!! *Bows*

Reek-A-Chu: Well, Crash? See, I told you it pays to never bathe!

Crash: Aw, shaddup, Reek.

Pissy: Kill. . . Hurt. . . Maim. . .*eyes glow a bright crimson color*

Broccoli: *Walks into another tree* Owweeees!

Reek-A-Chu: Here, Crash, capture it with a Mega-Sphere!

Crash: Sphere??????

Reek-A-Chu: Fine, have it your way. Mega-ball.

Crash: YOU PERVERTED FREAK!!!!!!!!! *cries*

{Hence the title of this fan-fic: Crash really IS stupid!}

Reek-A-Chu: Just get the dang thing already!!!!!!

Crash: Hmph. *Twists his stupid little cap with the STUPID little logo thingy on it* Go, Mega-Sphere!!!!!!!

The Mega-Sphere easily captures Fast-Poke, so then it goes to live with Prof. Bloke until Crash finds something to do with it, or it dies.

Pissy: You. . . Evil. . .Strangle. . .

Crash: Hey, Pissy! Admit it! I'm the better trainer!!!!

Pissy: *kicks Crash in the foot* %&$^ YOU, CRASH!

Crash: OWEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!! *falls over*

Broccoli: *giggle* If only he had a brain...

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