[Who's that Mega-Mon?]
[It's P-U! ("Peeeeuuwww!")]
[Duh da duuuhhhhhhhhhh]
Our heroes are lost again! {Go figure} Crash is being strangled by Pissy, and Broccoli is running into trees again! Reek-A-Chu is still smelly, and Crash is STILL an idiot!!!!!
Pissy: You will pay for that!!!!!!
Crash: Aw, come off it, Pissy, we all know I'm better!
Pissy: *tightens her grip on Crash's neck* what. . . did. . . you. . . say. . .?
Crash: I'm better?
Pissy: DIE!!!!! *throws Crash into a tree*
Crash: AAAACK! *falls*
Broccoli: Uh, Pissy?
Pissy: *normal again* Yes, Broccoli?
Broccoli: GET HIM OFF MEEEEEE!!!!!!
Yes, Crash had fallen on Broccoli, and his butt hurt from being thrown into a tree.
Crash: Owweee. . .my butt hurts!
Broccoli: GET OFF ME NOW!!!!!!!
Crash: NAARRRGGGHHH!!!!!!
Pissy: NAAARRRGHHHH!!!!!
Reek-A-Chu: NAAARRRRRGGGGHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Hey! I finally get a line in this chapter!
Then, our three heroes (plus a faithful companion) started fighting, and rolled down a hill in a cartoon-ish cloud of dust. When they stopped rolling, they were at the feet of another Mega-Mon trainer!
Other Mega-Mon trainer: Hi! Want to-
Crash: You're on!!!!!
Pissy: Here we go again
Broccoli: I wish I could see it. . .*sniffle*
Pissy: Then open your eyes!
Broccoli: I can't. It's against the script. . .
Pissy: TO HELL WITH THE SCRIPT!!!!!!!!!
Broccoli: Hey- you swore! THIS IS A KID'S SHOW!!!!! No swearing!!!!!
{Meanwhile. . .}
Crash: Let's dance!
Other Mega-Mon trainer: Ladies first.
Crash: Hmph! *twists his stupid little cap with the stupid little logo thingy again* Go! Bulbous-Arse!!!!
Bulbous-Arse: ARSE!!!!!!!!!
Other Mega-Mon trainer: I choose you!!! Chili Cheese puff!!!
Chili Cheese Puff: PUFF!!!
BA:ARSE!!!
CCP: PUFF!!!
Crash: Bulbous-Arse, use Wine Sip!
BA: Arse! *takes a swig of J.W.B. and acts goofy*
Other Mega-Mon trainer: Chili Cheese Puff, use Double Crap!!!!!
CCP: Puff!!! *takes a large, smelly dump on the floor. Twice.*
Pissy: Hmmm. . . I dunno. Who will win? Crap or booze, tough choice.
Broccoli: J.W.B. tastes better. I'm placing §200 on Crash, just because he always wins. And J.W.B DOES taste better than crap.
Pissy: I'll bet on the other guy, because Crash is an idiot.
{Meanwhile, back at the ranch…}
Crash: That's no good, return, Bulbous-Arse!
Other Mega-Mon trainer: Return, Chili Cheese Puff!
Then both Mega-mon went back inside their Mega-Spheres.
Broccoli and Pissy: Awww. . .
Reek-A-Chu: OOOH!!! PICK MEEEE!!!!!!!!
Crash: I choose you! Reek-A-Chu
Reek-A-Chu: REEKA!!!!!!
Other Mega-Mon trainer: Go, LowFat!
LowFat: BUTTERFREE!!!
Crash: Reek-A-Chu, use your Smelly Shock Attack!!!
A large, electrically charged, smelly particle cloud hurtled itself at the LowFat, and knocked it out.
Other Mega-Mon trainer: Awww. . . Return, LowFat.
Crash: That was a good battle!
Pissy: RRRRRRRR. . .
Broccoli: I think someone owes me §200.
Pissy: Hmph. Fine. It's only half of my weekly allowance. *Hands Broccoli half of her weekly allowance*
Broccoli: That's only half of it?
Pissy: Yup.
{Once again, back at the ranch…}
Crash: I win!!!!!!!!!!!!! *Jumps up and down*
Other Mega-Mon trainer: Well, you may have beaten me, but you're still an idiot.
Crash: Take it back!!!!
Pissy: Excuse me, not to interrupt or anything, but what's your name? It's a pain I the you-know-where to type "Other Mega-Mon trainer". . .
Other Mega-Mon trainer: My name is Joe-Bob-Moe. Call Me JBM!
Pissy: That's cool. I'm Pissy, that doof over there with his eyes closed is Broccoli, and the idiot you lost to is Crash Mustard. We call him Crash-N-Burn, or just Crash.
Broccoli: I'm not a doof! *walks into a tree*
Crash: I'm not an idiot! *writes '2+2=' on a piece of paper, and after five minutes, he writes the answer down.* I know! It's 3!!!!!!
JBM: Hmmm. . . The names sound familiar. . . There used to be a kids' show called 'Pokemon', and the characters were 'Ash', 'Misty', and 'Brock'. Do you know them?
Crash, Broccoli, and Pissy: Nope.
JBM: Their faithful companion was called 'Pikachu'. Do you know it?
Reek-A-Chu: Never heard of him. But he sounds stupid.
Crash: You tell him, buddy!
Reek-A-Chu: Don't call me that! I'm NOT your 'buddy'! I just try to get along with you and do what you say, because if I don't, I won't get paid!!!!!!!
Crash: Who'd pay YOU?
Pissy: Me.
Broccoli: Me too.
Reek-A-Chu: Remember what I told you? You weren't supposed to tell him anything!!!!!
Then, our two heroes (Pissy is a pacifist when she's not pissed, so she didn't fight) started to brawl again.
Pissy: QUIET!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *ahem* Do you know where Red City is, JBM? Good old Crash-N-Burn got us lost again.
Crash: EXCUUUSE ME!?!?!?!?!?!?!?
JBM: Yeah, it's right behind us.
Crash, Pissy, Broccoli and Reek-A-Chu: WHAT?!??!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?
And sure enough, when our heroes looked closely at the horizon, they saw large skyscrapers and vast buildings.
Crash: See? I TOLD you it was here!
Broccoli: If only I could see it. . .
Pissy: *Pissed again, so her eyes glow red* BROCCOLI, I'VE HAD IT UP TO HERE WITH THIS "I CAN'T SEE" NONSENSE!!! OPEN YOUR EYES, DAMMIT!!!!!
Broccoli: Hey- you swore! Again! THIS IS A KID'S SHOW!!!!! No swearing!!!!!
Pissy: Broccoli?
Broccoli: Yes.
Pissy: GO TO H*LL!!!
[Next on Mega-Mon! Crash, Pissy, and Broccoli are in Red City, when Pissy receives a mysterious note from nobody! Then, Team Shmuck is at it again!
Could the 'mysterious letter be a plan to capture the ever-smelly Reek-A-Chu?!?!?!]
[It's P-U! ("Peeeeuuwww!")]
[Duh da duuuhhhhhhhhhh]
Our heroes are lost again! {Go figure} Crash is being strangled by Pissy, and Broccoli is running into trees again! Reek-A-Chu is still smelly, and Crash is STILL an idiot!!!!!
Pissy: You will pay for that!!!!!!
Crash: Aw, come off it, Pissy, we all know I'm better!
Pissy: *tightens her grip on Crash's neck* what. . . did. . . you. . . say. . .?
Crash: I'm better?
Pissy: DIE!!!!! *throws Crash into a tree*
Crash: AAAACK! *falls*
Broccoli: Uh, Pissy?
Pissy: *normal again* Yes, Broccoli?
Broccoli: GET HIM OFF MEEEEEE!!!!!!
Yes, Crash had fallen on Broccoli, and his butt hurt from being thrown into a tree.
Crash: Owweee. . .my butt hurts!
Broccoli: GET OFF ME NOW!!!!!!!
Crash: NAARRRGGGHHH!!!!!!
Pissy: NAAARRRGHHHH!!!!!
Reek-A-Chu: NAAARRRRRGGGGHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Hey! I finally get a line in this chapter!
Then, our three heroes (plus a faithful companion) started fighting, and rolled down a hill in a cartoon-ish cloud of dust. When they stopped rolling, they were at the feet of another Mega-Mon trainer!
Other Mega-Mon trainer: Hi! Want to-
Crash: You're on!!!!!
Pissy: Here we go again
Broccoli: I wish I could see it. . .*sniffle*
Pissy: Then open your eyes!
Broccoli: I can't. It's against the script. . .
Pissy: TO HELL WITH THE SCRIPT!!!!!!!!!
Broccoli: Hey- you swore! THIS IS A KID'S SHOW!!!!! No swearing!!!!!
{Meanwhile. . .}
Crash: Let's dance!
Other Mega-Mon trainer: Ladies first.
Crash: Hmph! *twists his stupid little cap with the stupid little logo thingy again* Go! Bulbous-Arse!!!!
Bulbous-Arse: ARSE!!!!!!!!!
Other Mega-Mon trainer: I choose you!!! Chili Cheese puff!!!
Chili Cheese Puff: PUFF!!!
BA:ARSE!!!
CCP: PUFF!!!
Crash: Bulbous-Arse, use Wine Sip!
BA: Arse! *takes a swig of J.W.B. and acts goofy*
Other Mega-Mon trainer: Chili Cheese Puff, use Double Crap!!!!!
CCP: Puff!!! *takes a large, smelly dump on the floor. Twice.*
Pissy: Hmmm. . . I dunno. Who will win? Crap or booze, tough choice.
Broccoli: J.W.B. tastes better. I'm placing §200 on Crash, just because he always wins. And J.W.B DOES taste better than crap.
Pissy: I'll bet on the other guy, because Crash is an idiot.
{Meanwhile, back at the ranch…}
Crash: That's no good, return, Bulbous-Arse!
Other Mega-Mon trainer: Return, Chili Cheese Puff!
Then both Mega-mon went back inside their Mega-Spheres.
Broccoli and Pissy: Awww. . .
Reek-A-Chu: OOOH!!! PICK MEEEE!!!!!!!!
Crash: I choose you! Reek-A-Chu
Reek-A-Chu: REEKA!!!!!!
Other Mega-Mon trainer: Go, LowFat!
LowFat: BUTTERFREE!!!
Crash: Reek-A-Chu, use your Smelly Shock Attack!!!
A large, electrically charged, smelly particle cloud hurtled itself at the LowFat, and knocked it out.
Other Mega-Mon trainer: Awww. . . Return, LowFat.
Crash: That was a good battle!
Pissy: RRRRRRRR. . .
Broccoli: I think someone owes me §200.
Pissy: Hmph. Fine. It's only half of my weekly allowance. *Hands Broccoli half of her weekly allowance*
Broccoli: That's only half of it?
Pissy: Yup.
{Once again, back at the ranch…}
Crash: I win!!!!!!!!!!!!! *Jumps up and down*
Other Mega-Mon trainer: Well, you may have beaten me, but you're still an idiot.
Crash: Take it back!!!!
Pissy: Excuse me, not to interrupt or anything, but what's your name? It's a pain I the you-know-where to type "Other Mega-Mon trainer". . .
Other Mega-Mon trainer: My name is Joe-Bob-Moe. Call Me JBM!
Pissy: That's cool. I'm Pissy, that doof over there with his eyes closed is Broccoli, and the idiot you lost to is Crash Mustard. We call him Crash-N-Burn, or just Crash.
Broccoli: I'm not a doof! *walks into a tree*
Crash: I'm not an idiot! *writes '2+2=' on a piece of paper, and after five minutes, he writes the answer down.* I know! It's 3!!!!!!
JBM: Hmmm. . . The names sound familiar. . . There used to be a kids' show called 'Pokemon', and the characters were 'Ash', 'Misty', and 'Brock'. Do you know them?
Crash, Broccoli, and Pissy: Nope.
JBM: Their faithful companion was called 'Pikachu'. Do you know it?
Reek-A-Chu: Never heard of him. But he sounds stupid.
Crash: You tell him, buddy!
Reek-A-Chu: Don't call me that! I'm NOT your 'buddy'! I just try to get along with you and do what you say, because if I don't, I won't get paid!!!!!!!
Crash: Who'd pay YOU?
Pissy: Me.
Broccoli: Me too.
Reek-A-Chu: Remember what I told you? You weren't supposed to tell him anything!!!!!
Then, our two heroes (Pissy is a pacifist when she's not pissed, so she didn't fight) started to brawl again.
Pissy: QUIET!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *ahem* Do you know where Red City is, JBM? Good old Crash-N-Burn got us lost again.
Crash: EXCUUUSE ME!?!?!?!?!?!?!?
JBM: Yeah, it's right behind us.
Crash, Pissy, Broccoli and Reek-A-Chu: WHAT?!??!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?
And sure enough, when our heroes looked closely at the horizon, they saw large skyscrapers and vast buildings.
Crash: See? I TOLD you it was here!
Broccoli: If only I could see it. . .
Pissy: *Pissed again, so her eyes glow red* BROCCOLI, I'VE HAD IT UP TO HERE WITH THIS "I CAN'T SEE" NONSENSE!!! OPEN YOUR EYES, DAMMIT!!!!!
Broccoli: Hey- you swore! Again! THIS IS A KID'S SHOW!!!!! No swearing!!!!!
Pissy: Broccoli?
Broccoli: Yes.
Pissy: GO TO H*LL!!!
[Next on Mega-Mon! Crash, Pissy, and Broccoli are in Red City, when Pissy receives a mysterious note from nobody! Then, Team Shmuck is at it again!
Could the 'mysterious letter be a plan to capture the ever-smelly Reek-A-Chu?!?!?!]