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[lyrics/opening theme]
{author's notes}
*actions such as walking into trees*



[I want to be the very best,
Like no one ever was.
To catch them is my real test,
To train them is my cause.

I will travel across the land,
Searching far and wide.
Each Mega-Mon, to understand
The power that's inside.

Mega-Men (Gotta catch 'em all)
It's you and me
I know it's my destiny
Mega-Men
(Oh) You're my best friend
In a world we must defend
Mega-Men (Gotta catch 'em all)
A heart so true
Our courage will pull us through
You teach me and I'll teach you
Mega-Men
Gotta catch 'em all
Gotta catch 'em all, yeah

Every challenge along the way
With courage I will face
I will battle everyday
To claim my rightful place

Come with me the time is right
There's no better team
Arm and arm we'll win the fight
It's always been our dream

Mega-Men (Gotta catch 'em all)
It's you and me
I know it's my destiny
Mega-Men
(Oh) You're my best friend
In a world we must defend
Mega-Men (Gotta catch 'em all)
A heart so true
Our courage will pull us through
You teach me and I'll teach you
Mega-Men
Gotta catch 'em all
Gotta catch 'em all
Gotta catch 'em all
Gotta catch 'em all
Gotta catch 'em all, yeah

Mega-Men (Gotta catch 'em all)
It's you and me
I know it's my destiny
Mega-Men
(Oh) You're my best friend
In a world we must defend
Mega-Men (Gotta catch 'em all)
A heart so true
Our courage will pull us through
You teach me and I'll teach you
Mega-Men
Gotta catch 'em all
Gotta catch 'em all
Mega-Men!]

[Duh da duh da duuuuuuhhhhh]
{Suddenly, a male voice says-}

::Letters from nobody!!::

Our heroes are camping outside a Publux in Red City.
Broccoli is trying to open his eyes, Pissy is plotting
the route to Navy Blue City, and Crash is inside, buying food.

Crash: *walks outside* I'm done getting dinner! Jeez, this place is
big! It took me forty minutes just to find soda!

Pissy: You know, we're lucky they're letting us camp out here.
We really can't complain.

Crash: *sits down and unpacks the food items*
But it's really expensive, too!

Pissy: Don't blame me, blame inflation.

Broccoli: *frantically struggles to get his eyes open* OPEN!!!!!!!

Crash: What's the magic word?

Broccoli: Right! Thanks, Crash! OPEN SESAME!!!!
*his eyes still won't open*

Pissy: Men are stupid.

Reek-A-Chu: *snores and turns over, pulling his blanket over him*

Crash: Let's eat dinner and go to bed. It's getting late.

Pissy: Yeah. . . All the stores except this one are closed.

Broccoli: Well, I'll start dinner. *takes a few food stuffs
and takes out a travel stove*

Crash: Thanks.

Pissy: Yeah, thanks.

Broccoli: It's no problem. I'm just doing what feels natural.
Hey, Crash? Could you help Pissy plot the route to Navy Blue City?

Crash: Sure.

Crash and Pissy plotted the route, and
Broccoli cooked a fabulous dinner. After dinner,
they got into their sleeping bags.

Pissy: G'night, Crash. G'night, Broccoli.

Crash and Broccoli: Good night.

As our three heroes fell asleep, there were three pairs of eyes watching them.
They watched as Pissy dreamt about water. They stared as Crash dreamt of explosions.
They spied as Broccoli dreamt of food. Little did our favorite good-guys know,
the eyes were attached to people with very evil intentions.

[Duh duh duuuuuuuuuuhhhh]
[We'll be right back after this commercial break!]