Who's that Megamon?]
[It's Fastpoke! ("Faaaastpooooke"]
[Duh duh duuuuuuhhhhh
Pissy: *screaming* AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACK!
Crash: Erm. . . oops?
Pissy: This is your last moment of life, you pervert! *eyes glow red* Why would you come into my tent while I'm asleep!?!?!
Crash: Fine, I'll tell you why.
Pissy: Why?
Crash: It's already noon. I was trying to wake you up for lunch.
Pissy: Oh. Sorry, Crash-N-Burn.
Crash: Rrrrrrrr. . .
Broccoli: Pissy, you have mail.
Pissy: I. . . have. . . mail? From who?
Broccoli: *hands Pissy the letter* I'm not sure. It's anonymous.
Pissy: Hmm. . . *looks at the front* 'To: Pissy' *opens the letter and reads aloud* 'My dearest Pissy, for years I have watched you from afar. I truly love you. Love, your secret admirer.'
Crash: *nudges Pissy* Oooooohhh, a secret admirer. Who could it be?
Pissy: This is going to end up like one of those things where the letter is a bomb that blows you up while you're trying to figure out who the letter is from, right?
Three Mysterious Passerby: Nope.
Crash: Damn.
-The next morning-
Crash: Geez, Pissy, somebody must really like you. *hands pissy another letter*
Pissy: let's see. . . what does this one say? *opens the letter and reads it out loud* 'Dear Pissy, you are more beautiful than the Greek goddesses. I would let you know who I am, but I am not nearly courageous enough, for your loveliness frightens me. Love, your secret admirer.'
Broccoli: One thing's for sure- this is from another planet!
Crash & Pissy: What makes you say that, broccoli?
Broccoli: On our planet, there's no such thing as a Greek Goddess! WHAT THE HELL IS A GREEK GODDESS?!?!?!?!?!?
Crash & Pissy: *shrug* I dunno.
And then, all of a sudden-
Mysterious Person #1: To wreck our world with devastation!
Mysterious Person #2: To eat all ice creams in our nation!
Mysterious Person #1: To pronounce the beauty of leather gloves!
Mysterious Person #2: To crash large ships into the stars above!
Mysterious Person #1: Bonnie!
Mysterious Person #2: Clyde!
Bonnie: Team Shmuck, Blast off at the speed of fright!
Clyde: Surrender now or face our might!
Meow: Meow! That can't be right.
Crash, Pissy, and Broccoli: You're on!
[On our next episode of Megamon, Crash must fight Team Shmuck! And Pissy will find out exactly who wrote those love notes! All of this and more on our next exciting episode of Megamon!]
P.S. (When I typed 'Team Shmuck' I meant @$$hole, not. . . you know.)
[It's Fastpoke! ("Faaaastpooooke"]
[Duh duh duuuuuuhhhhh
Pissy: *screaming* AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACK!
Crash: Erm. . . oops?
Pissy: This is your last moment of life, you pervert! *eyes glow red* Why would you come into my tent while I'm asleep!?!?!
Crash: Fine, I'll tell you why.
Pissy: Why?
Crash: It's already noon. I was trying to wake you up for lunch.
Pissy: Oh. Sorry, Crash-N-Burn.
Crash: Rrrrrrrr. . .
Broccoli: Pissy, you have mail.
Pissy: I. . . have. . . mail? From who?
Broccoli: *hands Pissy the letter* I'm not sure. It's anonymous.
Pissy: Hmm. . . *looks at the front* 'To: Pissy' *opens the letter and reads aloud* 'My dearest Pissy, for years I have watched you from afar. I truly love you. Love, your secret admirer.'
Crash: *nudges Pissy* Oooooohhh, a secret admirer. Who could it be?
Pissy: This is going to end up like one of those things where the letter is a bomb that blows you up while you're trying to figure out who the letter is from, right?
Three Mysterious Passerby: Nope.
Crash: Damn.
-The next morning-
Crash: Geez, Pissy, somebody must really like you. *hands pissy another letter*
Pissy: let's see. . . what does this one say? *opens the letter and reads it out loud* 'Dear Pissy, you are more beautiful than the Greek goddesses. I would let you know who I am, but I am not nearly courageous enough, for your loveliness frightens me. Love, your secret admirer.'
Broccoli: One thing's for sure- this is from another planet!
Crash & Pissy: What makes you say that, broccoli?
Broccoli: On our planet, there's no such thing as a Greek Goddess! WHAT THE HELL IS A GREEK GODDESS?!?!?!?!?!?
Crash & Pissy: *shrug* I dunno.
And then, all of a sudden-
Mysterious Person #1: To wreck our world with devastation!
Mysterious Person #2: To eat all ice creams in our nation!
Mysterious Person #1: To pronounce the beauty of leather gloves!
Mysterious Person #2: To crash large ships into the stars above!
Mysterious Person #1: Bonnie!
Mysterious Person #2: Clyde!
Bonnie: Team Shmuck, Blast off at the speed of fright!
Clyde: Surrender now or face our might!
Meow: Meow! That can't be right.
Crash, Pissy, and Broccoli: You're on!
[On our next episode of Megamon, Crash must fight Team Shmuck! And Pissy will find out exactly who wrote those love notes! All of this and more on our next exciting episode of Megamon!]
P.S. (When I typed 'Team Shmuck' I meant @$$hole, not. . . you know.)