In A New Light Chapter 7

A/N: ok I got a few complaints about all the Christina Aguilera music. I'm sorry. I'll try to stop, hahahaha this chapter is a lot of humor and no Draco is NOT gay, he's just seriously bored!!! Ok I'll start putting hanson music in here..BWAAHAHAHAHAHAHA. just kidding I wouldn't do that to you all.

Ok thanks to my reviwers,

Angie, (my best friend- she said I made her sound evil, well she is, j/k don't kill me angie) Queen of fluff, Dori, K7o7ofBaCaPrOdUcTiOnZ,cow girlkk12. and starry skies, I really appreciate all your reviews!!!

Ok I did this chapter as humor. So if it seems like it has nothing to do with the story, I'll try to tie it in later, somehow, god help me!!!

Well on with the story!!!



~~~Cross dressing, p.m.s., and a ball~~~~

A/N: I know this ball is out of nowhere but hey it keeps ya on your toes!!!!

Hermione was on her way back to the head common rooms. Her check up with madam pomfrey to see if she was actually pregnant was over.

She was indeed pregnant, and due in July (it's November, and if you remember july is important).

Hermione said the password T-I-double guh err. (tigger's spelling of his name). Hermione was a big whinnie the pooh fan.

Draco wasn't so thrilled with this password but she made him agree. Let's just say don't mess with a pregnant woman with a wand.

When she walked in she almost had a heart attack. There was her Draco in a sparkly halter top and tight red snake skin pants and OMG a THONG!?!?!

Not only that he had charmed his hair long and was singing "I will survive" by Gloria Gaynor (I think that's her).

" At first I was afraid, I was petrified, thinking I could never live with out you by my side, crying all those night thinking how did me wrong, but I moved on and I learned how to carry on, oh now go walk out the door, just turn around now cuz you're not welcome anymore."

Hermione busted out laughing. This was too much, he was dancing and singing with a brush as a microphone,

"HERMIONE!? HOW LONG HAVE YOU BEEN THERE?"

"Long enough. Hahahaha. Draco hun uh, what's with all of this."

"I was bored."

"You're wearing a thong."

"Oh SHUT UP! So I like the feeling of a string up my ass."

"I hope that was a sarcastic remark."

"Maybe."

"DRACO!?"

"Okay okay it was, but still I was bored."

"So you cross dress?"

"I was really bored."

"Draco, are you gay?"

"Hermione, come on now, if I was gay I'd be hitting on potter." Draco clapped his hands over his mouth.

"PAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. Oh my god. Draco quit drinking spiked pumkin juice. It's getting to you."

Hermione picked up the empty bottle. That explained why Draco was acting funky. She had to tell Harry and ron about this.

~~~~Gryffindor common room~~~~

SMASH!

A vase hit the wall. Ginny was pissed. Harry just said she was getting big. Something no pregnant woman wants to hear. (that's what my sis said)

"Ginny, I'm sorry!"

"YOU GOD DAMN MOTHER FUCKING ASSHOLE!"

"GINNY CALM DOWN. I DIDN'T MEAN IT I'M SORRY."

"YOU'RE RIGHT YOU'RE SORRY, YOU FUCKIN CUM GUZZLING GUTTER WHORE!!!"

"WHOA, GINNY I'M SORRY CALM DOWN DAMMIT."

"DON'T YOU FUCKING TELL ME TO CALM DOWN, YOU MADE ME LIKE THIS, YOU MADE ME FAT YOU FUCKING PRICK."

"YOU WERE THE ONE THAT SAID 'HARRY LET'S FUCK' NOT ME. SO DON'T GET MAD AT ME."

CRASH, CLANG, PUNCH, SMACK, HIT, KICK, CRASH, BOOM, BANG.

Ginny attacked Harry and was trying to beat the shit out of him. Then she stopped, she realized what she was doing.

"OH MY GOD HARRY I'M SORRY!!!!"

Harry had a black eye now. Her hormones got the best of her. She had a bad enough temper as it was.

But now she had 10 times the normal flow of hormones running through her body. This was going to be an interesting pregnancy!!!

"It's ok Ginny. I'm sorry. I shouldn't have said that."

"And I shouldn't have attacked you."

Harry went over to her and wrapped her into a big hug. Ginny felt safe and warm. Something she never felt with tom.

She looked at the engagement ring on her hand. It was a golden band with a ruby on it, surrounded by small dimonds.

She had tears building up in her eyes. This wasn't supposed to happen. She was falling in love with Harry.

"I love you Ginny."

"I love you too Harry."

And this time Ginny actually meant it. Tom was going to kill her if he found out. No he wouldn't. Harry would save her. He loved her.

~~~~Great hall~~~~

"Student's as you know we will have our annual yule ball, but this year it will be called the Winter Masquerade." Dumbledore said calmly at dinner.

Everyone started talking about what they would wear.

"The Hogsmeade weekend will start tomorrow. You must dress to match your partner. Prefects and heads must attend the ball together. The Masquerade will be on the 5 of December. That is all."

Everyone ate and then went back to their common rooms. Hermione and Draco started talking about what they would be.

"I think we should be Barbie and Ken." Replied Hermione.

"Who, the muggle dolls? HELL NO."

"Fine. Uh how about we go as..."

this went on and on for about and hour with Draco saying no to everything. Until Hermione said the magic words.

"How about we go as dragon guardians."

"YES. I love that idea."

Dragon guardians were half dragon half people. They were very beautiful people. And had extraordinary powers.

The Hogsmeade weekend came and went. And finally it was the night of the ball. Hermione was nervous.

As the doors swung open for her and Draco everyone gasped.

Draco was wearing tight silk golden pants with golden boots.and no shirt. Instead he had golden scales covering his upper body up to his neck and down to his hands, where he wore golden biker gloves.

His hair wasn't gelled and hung loosely by his eyes. He had golden streaks through it. Then on his back were a pair of golden dragon wings.

And for his mask was a golden dragon face that covered from his nose up. Hermione's was the same only silver.

Hermione was more stunning though. She had on a floor length flowing silver silk skirt, and no top.

She had silver scales where her top should have been and it send her scales faded into her skirt. She had silver lace up high heels.

She also had long curly hair with pure silver streaks through it, and had a pair of silver dragon wings on her back.

Hermione was a bit self conscience about her upper appearance. But everyone seemed to love it.

The girls admired her boldness, and the guys just got a semi-peep show. Even the professors were stunned.

Harry and Ginny were Cinderella and Prince Charming. Ron and Lavender were the classic Romeo and Juliet.

Surprisingly Dean went with Pansy and they were Batman and Batgirl. How Dean ever got Pansy to wear muggle things was beyond anyone's imagination.

Parvati went with Seamus and they were Pocahontas and John Smith. They were so cute together.

Hermione and Draco went over to the rest of the gang.

"Hermione you look wonderful." Said Harry. "If anyone messes eith my sister they're gonna get their asses kicked. Including you Draco."

Hermione was like Harry's sister. And she was another little sister to Ron also. They were the overprotective brothers she never had, never wanted, but got anyway.

"Thanks Harry. Ginny you look Beautiful."

"Thank you Hermione so do you." Ginny was uncomfortable, she had a feeling Hermione was on to her.

Ginny was wearing the Cinderella dress but only red with red glass slippers. She looked stunning.

The music that was playing was coming from nowhere. And Barbie girl came on and everyone left the dance floor except Blaise Zambini and Earnie McMillian.

They had come as Barbie and Ken. It was too funny to describe in words. Let's just say they looked a little more than ridiculous.

Then a slow song came on, it was "God must have spent a little more time on you" by *NSYNC. (ok people I couldn't find a better slow song. If you want me to use a better song just tell me and say what the song is and who it's by! Thnx)

Draco, Harry, and Ron all walked up to the teacher's table and got a microphone. They were singing this song for Hermione, Ginny, and Lavender.

"This song is four the beautiful women in our lives." Harry Said.

can this true,

tell me can this be real,

how can I put into words what I feel,

my life was complete,

I thought I was born,

Why do I feel like I'm losing control,

I never thought love could feel like this,

And you changed my world with just one kiss,

How could it be that right here with me,

There's an angel,

It's a miracle,

Your love is like a river,

Peaceful and deep,

Your soul is like a secret that I never could keep,

When I look into your eyes I know that it's true,

God must have spent a little more time on you,

In all of creation,

All things great and small,

You are the one that surpasses them all,

More precious than any dimond or pearl,

They broke the mold when you cam in this world,

And I'm trying hard to figure out,

Just how I ever did without,

The warmth of your smile,

The heart of a child,

That's deep inside,

It keeps me purified,

Your love is like a river,

Peaceful and deep,

Your soul is like a secret,

That I never could keep,

When I look into your eyes I know that it's true,

God must have spent a little more time on you,

On you, on you, on you, you,

On you, on you, on you, you,

On you, on you, on you, you,

On you, on you, on you, you,

Never thought that love could feel like this,

And you changed my world with just one kiss,

How can it be,

That right here with me,

There's an angel,

It's a miracle,

Your love is like a river,

Peaceful and deep,

Your soul is like a secret that I never could keep,

When I look into your eyes I know that it's true,

God must have spent a little more time on you,

On you, on you, on you, you,

God must have spent a little more time on you,

On you, you, yeah,

A little more time on you.

Everyone went wild because at the end of the song the guys went down to their girls and gave them the most passionate kisses ever.

Dumbledore had that damn annoying twinkle in his eye, and he called the ball to a close.

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Ginny was supposed to report back to tom that night but didn't.

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"Ginny is being corrupted by Potter. You must make her see straight. Do you understand that?" voldemort hissed at his faithful servent.

"Yes master."

"Now go before I kill you."

"Yes master."

Voldemort's servent left to go make Ginny see the error of her ways, by using the Crucious (sp?) curse.

~~~TBC~~~

who's voldemort's servent.? Hahahaha

ok sorry for the *NSYNC song please don't kill me!!!!!

Sorry about Draco crossdressing, I thought it would be funny!!!!

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