Title: Untitled

Author: Bluefroggy

Summary: Rory and Tristan get married after Harvard.

Rating: pg (but maybe pg-13 later on)

Content: Mainly just kissing, maybe a couple of curse words.

Last Chap:  Something is ailing Rory!

Authors note:  Howdy folks!  We is the rootin' tootin' buccaneers from the Arctic Circle!  But just so you know, we can't think of what our note should say, so until next time, watch "Ripley's Believe It Or Not"!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Chapter 9: The Doctor's Orders and Christopher's Lament

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Tristan and Rory sat in the waiting room at the gynecologist's office.  The sound of rain against the window told them that it had started to rain.  The door opened.  Lorelai walked in shaking an umbrella.

"Lorelai?!"  Tristan gasped.  Lorelai looked shocked.

"Hello, Mr. And Mrs. DuGrey. What are you doing here?" Lorelai asked.

"We would like to know the same thing."  Tristan muttered.

"That is none of your Beeswax, Tristan DuGrey!"

"It is my business because you're my mother-in-law."

"Well I shan't tell you."

"Rory can you help me?"  Tristan begged his wife.

Rory wasn't paying attention.  She was looking out the window.  When she turned around, the receptionist handed her a mug of coffee.  She took it and returned to her gazing.

"Rory!"  She ignored Tristan.

'I'll have them work it out themselves,' she thought.

"Excuse me Mrs. Dugrey, I'm ready for you."  The doctor was standing in a doorway.  Rory stood up.  And walked towards him.  Tristan didn't notice that she was gone.  He kept on arguing with Lorelai.

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That Friday night, they didn't have the famed "Grandparents" dinner.  They were away on vacation.  Lorelai invited everyone over to their house.  She had big news planned but didn't know that Rory also did.  She was cooking a big dinner (with lots of help from Hamburger Helper and such like things).  Rory was helping her in the kitchen, being very quiet.   Tristan was playing with Christopher and Luke was on his way home from the Diner.  Soon Rory left to gather everyone to the table. 

They all talked and laughed very convivially (A/N: oooh, big word!) for a while.  When dessert was served, Lorelai and Rory both stood up and simultaneously clinked their spoons against their glasses.  All became quiet, and the two women looked at each other.

"I have news," they both said.  Rory smiled at Lorelai, and Lorelai smiled back.  "I'm pregnant," the said at the exact same second.  Rory smiled at Lorelai, she had already known this.  Lorelai looked at Rory with wide eyes.  She ran over to Rory and gave her a hug.  "My baby's having a baby!" she exclaimed.  (A/N:  We feel like we've heard this line somewhere, but we can't remember where, so we're using it and taking no credit for making it up.)  They hugged tightly and Lorelai walked back to her seat. 

"And," she continued, "I'm having twins."

Chris looked at her bewildered.  "What's happening?"

"Oh, Chris, you're pretty confused, aren't you?" said Lorelai.

"Uh-huh," answered Chris.

"Well," said Lorelai, "Rory is going to have a baby."

"And," put in Rory, "Mommy's going to have two babies, so you'll have a little brother and a little sister, or two little sisters, or two little brothers."

"But I hate babies!" shouted Chris, upon which he burst into tears.  "You're all so mean, why did you have to go and have lots and lots of them?"  He ran upstairs sobbing loudly.  He slammed the door to his room, the old spare room.

Rory and Lorelai stood up together and said simultaneously, "I'd better go talk to him."

"No, I will, he's pretty mad at you two right now, you guys are the ones responsible for producing these babies," said Tristan.

"Hey well, you guys assisted in their creation!" contradicted Lorelai.

"No, Mom, let Tristan go.  Chris doesn't know, and shouldn't, at the age of five, that Luke and Tristan had any role in the making of these babies.  Chris likes Tristan, and if anyone can console Chris at this point, Tristan can."  Tristan walked out of the room and made his way up the stairs.