Disclaimer: I claim that I own none of this, that I have no intention to profit from it and never have; and that this was written without the intention of amusing anyone but myself (initially).

Go on, prove me wrong. I dare you.


Umm...

In the interest of the war effort,
I have released the dogs.

What do you mean,
that's just an expression?

Don't blame your language on me!
How was I to know?!


this bit of insanity, (meant to be Yami Bakura speaking to his Hikari) was brought to you by my reading way too many humor fics for these two.

this is not what you were looking for (waves hand in Jedi-esque manner) you were looking for Bakura the Master, or other perfectly good Yami/Hikari Bakura humor fics.