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Brittany Spears and Candy Bars
I woke with a groan and found myself in a bedroom. I glanced around and suddenly realized someone was standing over me. Glancing up, I found myself looking into the most beautiful pair of blue eyes I had ever seen. I then realized it was Legolas. " Holy EVILNESS!!!!" I shouted, tumbling backwards and crashing to the floor, sheets following. I heard his soft chuckle and felt his hands pull me up into his lap. " Do not fret little one. Are you hail?" he asked softly, twirling my hair with his finger. " Yeah, I'm fine," answered looking down at myself, wondering why I felt so cold. " WHY DIDN'T YOU TELL ME I WAS IN MY UNDIES!?!" I squeaked, fight to get out of his grip. He held me tight and started laughing. He stood and dropped me onto my bed. " Get dressed and meet us in the dining hall. We are all anxious to ask you questions about the future." With that said, he kissed me gently on the forehead and left me to myself.
I got dressed quickly and hurried to the dining hall. Inside, there was a large horseshoe-shaped table and around the outside, it was lined with Elves, hobbits, dwarves and a few men. Lord Elrond sat in the middle with Arwen on his right and Aragorn on his left. He stood when he saw me enter and began to speak. " Welcome Lady Denee from the Future. We all wish to question you about your belongings," he said smiling and pulling my duffel bag into his lap. He some how managed to unzip it as a random elf brought me a chair. Elrond rummaged through my bag and pulled out some magazine clippings and photos. " What are these?" he asked setting them onto the table in front of him. I stood up and took the photos from the table. Once I saw what they were, I burst out screaming. "Baka! I hate little sisters!!" I threw the magazine clippings on the floor. "What is that she-devil doing in my Orli cut-outs!!" Everyone looked down at the pieces of paper on the floor. "Who is it?" asked Elrond, looking very afraid. I dropped my voice to a whisper and began speaking" You REALLY want to know who it is?" I asked, watching the Elves begin to lean in to hear. I stood up straight, pushed my cowboy hat up on my head and announced," IT'S THE QUEEN OF ALL HOOCHES, BRITTANY SPEARS!!" I watched as everyone gasped and stared in astonishment. " Yes," I said, bending to pick up the papers on the floor, "She's as bad as Satan or, even worse, SAURON! She is what gives us humans a bad rep," I said. I explained the pictures of my friends and horses. Everyone was interested until Elrond pulled out my bag of Snickers bars. " What is this?" asked Elrond, pulling at the package and finally managing to break it open. I walked over to him and took one out, opened it and smiled. " This, my friend, is gourmet dining from where I come from," I said, taking a bite and chewing vigorously. I grabbed a few more and opened one, holding it up. Smirking, I said" SO, who wants to try one?" For a moment, no one moved a muscle. Then, Legolas raised a hand and said," I will try." I handed him a Snickers bar and he took a bite. As I watched his reaction, I couldn't help but laugh. The moment he started chewing, his eyebrows raised in suprize." Wow," he said, swallowing," This is very good." Soon, most of the Elves in the room were eating candy, Elrond himself chewed a piece of gum.
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Brittany Spears and Candy Bars
I woke with a groan and found myself in a bedroom. I glanced around and suddenly realized someone was standing over me. Glancing up, I found myself looking into the most beautiful pair of blue eyes I had ever seen. I then realized it was Legolas. " Holy EVILNESS!!!!" I shouted, tumbling backwards and crashing to the floor, sheets following. I heard his soft chuckle and felt his hands pull me up into his lap. " Do not fret little one. Are you hail?" he asked softly, twirling my hair with his finger. " Yeah, I'm fine," answered looking down at myself, wondering why I felt so cold. " WHY DIDN'T YOU TELL ME I WAS IN MY UNDIES!?!" I squeaked, fight to get out of his grip. He held me tight and started laughing. He stood and dropped me onto my bed. " Get dressed and meet us in the dining hall. We are all anxious to ask you questions about the future." With that said, he kissed me gently on the forehead and left me to myself.
I got dressed quickly and hurried to the dining hall. Inside, there was a large horseshoe-shaped table and around the outside, it was lined with Elves, hobbits, dwarves and a few men. Lord Elrond sat in the middle with Arwen on his right and Aragorn on his left. He stood when he saw me enter and began to speak. " Welcome Lady Denee from the Future. We all wish to question you about your belongings," he said smiling and pulling my duffel bag into his lap. He some how managed to unzip it as a random elf brought me a chair. Elrond rummaged through my bag and pulled out some magazine clippings and photos. " What are these?" he asked setting them onto the table in front of him. I stood up and took the photos from the table. Once I saw what they were, I burst out screaming. "Baka! I hate little sisters!!" I threw the magazine clippings on the floor. "What is that she-devil doing in my Orli cut-outs!!" Everyone looked down at the pieces of paper on the floor. "Who is it?" asked Elrond, looking very afraid. I dropped my voice to a whisper and began speaking" You REALLY want to know who it is?" I asked, watching the Elves begin to lean in to hear. I stood up straight, pushed my cowboy hat up on my head and announced," IT'S THE QUEEN OF ALL HOOCHES, BRITTANY SPEARS!!" I watched as everyone gasped and stared in astonishment. " Yes," I said, bending to pick up the papers on the floor, "She's as bad as Satan or, even worse, SAURON! She is what gives us humans a bad rep," I said. I explained the pictures of my friends and horses. Everyone was interested until Elrond pulled out my bag of Snickers bars. " What is this?" asked Elrond, pulling at the package and finally managing to break it open. I walked over to him and took one out, opened it and smiled. " This, my friend, is gourmet dining from where I come from," I said, taking a bite and chewing vigorously. I grabbed a few more and opened one, holding it up. Smirking, I said" SO, who wants to try one?" For a moment, no one moved a muscle. Then, Legolas raised a hand and said," I will try." I handed him a Snickers bar and he took a bite. As I watched his reaction, I couldn't help but laugh. The moment he started chewing, his eyebrows raised in suprize." Wow," he said, swallowing," This is very good." Soon, most of the Elves in the room were eating candy, Elrond himself chewed a piece of gum.
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