Ok, everyone, this is by Leah! A little do-diddy of Aragorn's and Snape's hair characteristics……. All of you who love these two characters, I would recommend not reading this, unless you love making fun of them….. Enjoy!!!!!
Disclaimer: Snape belongs to JK Rowling, Aragorn to J.R.R. Tolkien and, um….Herbal Essence belongs to Clairol…..everything else….my idea!!!!!!
~*~*~~*~*Herbal Essences Commercial*~*~*~*~*~~*~*~*
~Cue to Aragorn and Snape sitting around
a table on a sun porch sipping tea. Aragorn
has on a green sweater, and his clean hair is parted in the middle. Snape is to his left, wearing a red sweater with his clean hair also parted in the middle.~
"Hello Friends," Aragorn turns to face camera."My name is Aragorn Elessar, and this, (places hand on Snape's shoulder) is my friend Severus Snape."
"We all know how important it is to have
clean hair." "That's right Aragorn!"
Severus said in a giddy tone."But, my
friend here and I never use to have clean
hair. In fact, it was very rare for us
to even have baths. Of course, we'd get
wet sometimes, but it was a rare occasion."
Aragorn informed."Just look at these before
pics!" Severus said joyously. (Two pics of
Aragorn and Snape at their greasiest are
shown.)"My,my,my, we sure were two dirty hooligans, weren't we Severus?" Aragorn
asked. Snape laughed. "We sure were, Ara-
gorn!" Snape said."But those days are over
!"Aragorn exclaimed. "Thank goodness!"
Snape replied, relieved. "Now we use herbal
essences shampoo,which goes the extra mile
in clean hair." Snape said. Aragorn picked
up a bottle, popped the top,and exclaimed
"And its smells wonderful, right Severus?"
"It sure does!" he agreed."I prefer the rose
scented one!" Snape said."In fact," he
continued,"I used it this morning, smell!"
He said, sticking his head under Aragorn's nose."Mmmm,smells just like a walk in an
English garden!" He replied."Smell mine!"
he replied. "O.K.!" Snape happily obliged.
Mmmm, smells like blueberry!" Snape said
inhailing Aragorn's hair."Yes, I borrowed
it from Pippin!" Aragorn said. "Well folks,
there you have it!" Snape said. "If you
don't want dirty hair," " I sure don't!"
Aragorn chimed in. "anyway, try herbal
essences, you'll be glad you did!" Snape informed. "And remember kids," Aragorn said
turning serious and wagging his finger.
"Do your math, and take a bath, and you
will always get what you want!"
Potter Weasley N' Company