Dante hates Pokemon
A/N: This is my first anti Pokemon fic and my first Devil May Cry Fic. Dante kills the pokemon characters. Hee, hee.
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This night was like an ordinary night at a building that said, "Devil Never Cry" (A/N: Dante and Trish changed the name after Mundus was destroyed.)
But then that would all change and something would ruin the balance between good and evil. It was bad anime (*vomits*). Now Ash, Misty, and Brock were on their way.
"Brock, this doesn't look like Pallet town." Ash said in his crappy voice.
"If Brock would've opened his eyes, then he would know where we're going." Misty said.
"I think we're being watched." Borck said.
They were right, they were being watched, Trish saw them.
"Hey Dante." Trish said.
"What is it?" Dante asked.
"Come look out here." Trish said.
Dante got out of his chair and looked out the window, he saw Pikachu and Togepi and thought they were demons.
"Let's kill these suckas." Dante said as he grabbed his sword, Alastor and stormed out of the building.
Once Dante and Trish got outside, they both drew out their weapons. Then Ash Ketchum ran in front of them.
"Stop, don't kill him." Ash said.
"He's yours!? Take him back immediately or else." Dante said.
"PPPPPIIIIIIIIKKKKKKAAAAAAACCCHHHHHUUUUU." screamed Pikachu as thunder hit our beloved Half demon, Dante.
"Oh no, you killed him." Ash said as he ran toward Dante.
Dante was now out of his concussion, and he pulled out Alastor, changed into his demon state, and chased Ash. Ash ran. but Dante was faster in his demon state. He then tore Ash limb from limb. He then cut off his head and stabbed Pikachu. He then placed their heads up on the door as a warning to all demons who were on the side of injustice.
Misty, Brock, and Togepi saw this and decided to fight back.
"Go Starmie." Misty said.
"Go Onix." Brock said.
Both of the two ugliest creatures in the history of anime appeared in front of Dante and Trish.
"This is the last straw." Dante said. He then put on the Ifrit (Did I spell that right?) Gauntlets and changed into his Devil Trigger mode and begun to beat the shit out of Onix until he was nothing but rubble. Trish then destroyed Starmie. After the fight, Dante pulled out both of his guns and shot Misty, Brock and Togepi. THEN Dante pulled the jewel out of Starmie and putted it in his pocket.
"Well, that was easy." Dante said.
"Can't argue with results." Trish said.
They both looked at the bodies of the Pokemon cast, then back at each other, and laughed.
The End.
A/N: Hope you enjoyed that, if you want me to make a sequel, then review and tell me what evil thing should die. Now I'm off to throw hams at the neighbors.