To The Contrary!

By Emma

Chapter Eight: Why Men Are Gits: By Hermione Granger

Disclaimer: I own naught but the plot.



Two words for yas. Super. Short.

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Hermione slammed and locked her door behind her, thankful -not for the first time- that she no longer had roommates.

She shut her eyes tightly to stop the tears from escaping, but she knew she couldn't keep them closed forever.

How could she have been so blind? How on this earth did she let herself fall for Draco Malfoy? Draco Malfoy, Slytherin. Draco Malfoy, Death Eater In Training. Draco Malfoy, womanizer. Draco Malfoy...enemy.

"Why didn't I see what he was doing?" she sobbed into her pillow, "How could I have let him make me care about him? No man is as romantic as he played out to be. I HATE that I let myself be manipulated!"

What if somebody saw her running from his room? What if they started talking, spreading rumours?

What if *he* told people what had been going on in the past few weeks? What if he elaborated and told people she'd slept with him when she really hadn't?

"I ask too many questions." she declared to herself, "I should just quit worrying and get over this."

She stared at her swirly ceiling for a minute and then padded over to her desk to grab a pen and a piece of parchment.



Why Men Are Gits: By Hermione Granger

1. Because they're needy.

2. Because they're snarky and sarcastic.

3. Because they're constantly horny.

4. Because they won't take no for an answer.

5. Because they don't care about you or your feelings.

6. Because they're not at all sympathetic during 'that time of the month'.

7. Because they speak with their friends and acquaintances about their conquests.

8. Because they don't respect women.

9. Because they're babies when *they're* sick. [Gods, it's pathetic! Suck it up!]

10. Because they make illusions that make girls think it's love. People need to get over this global ridiculous obsession with love. Love doesn't exist. There is no love. Just stupid ignorant pricks who want to put your heart and your innocence into a blender and suck it out of a straw to get off on.



Hermione re-read her list and smirked at number ten.

"Don't I sound like a tyrant," she said bitterly, and threw the list into the fireplace.

*No wonder there are so many girls out there who have given up on the male species,* she rolled her eyes, *Men really SUCK.*





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I know, real short. I warned you! They're probably gonna get bigger, but it's sort of hard at school right now and now I'm secretary at this club thingie so that gives me less time...just be thankful that I got a chapter out. LoL. Later, leave reviews and I LOVE YOUS!