Dedicated to: Benj from GC because he's kool and in Good
Charlotte
Chapter 2: The Pants Take Over
The whole class runs out of the classroom screaming and panicking. The pants ran into every room reeking havic causing the entire school into chaos. "My pants, my pants," yelled a pink brief wearing Snape," My pants are running away [sob sob] People ran to their domitories but pants followed them. Ron grabbed Harry's leg out of the zipper of a pair of jeans.
"What the hell are doing? Stay away from te pants! Harry don't put them on!" Ron yelled as he grabbed Harry's arm and pulled him into the common room. "But the pants are soo shiny,Ron." said Harry in a pleading voice looking longingly at the back of the portrait (where the pants are waiting for them to come out.) "Harry did you get high on tic-tacs again? I told you not to! I thought you quit! Jesus, did You-Know-Who screw with your freakin' brain?" "Ron it wasn't the tic-tacs look I got the patch on." Harry shows Ron a clear patch on his upper forearm the says Nicoderm Tic tac, "It's not the tic tacs,......it's the...it's the tangerine sour Altoids!" Harry starts to cry on Ron's arm. "What the hell? Altoids! Harry you know in Hogwarts muggle candy gets wizards high! Stick to cauldren cakes and chocolate frogs." "I can't Ron they don't make patches for Altoids and its soo hard to-" he was cut short by a scream. Behind them HermoMAN, I mean Hermione ran through the portrait hole very slow. This was due to the fact that her mom became a baker and she gained a lot of weight over the summer, (It -meaning Hermione, was 10 pounds short of Dudley). "Who did this to all the...pants?" "Neville. Why don't you go drag your fat ass up the stairs and shut the hell up." Ron said. He was very mad at Hermione and I'll tell you why in the next chapter."I'm going to go eat!" It said as it ran up to her room. "How surprising!" Ron yelled sarcasticly. During all this Harry ate 2 boxes of Altoids. 'Hopeless!' Ron said to himself as Harry started to laugh continuosly for no reason at all. "I'm going to bed." Ron said. "Hahahahahahahaha......."
The whole class runs out of the classroom screaming and panicking. The pants ran into every room reeking havic causing the entire school into chaos. "My pants, my pants," yelled a pink brief wearing Snape," My pants are running away [sob sob] People ran to their domitories but pants followed them. Ron grabbed Harry's leg out of the zipper of a pair of jeans.
"What the hell are doing? Stay away from te pants! Harry don't put them on!" Ron yelled as he grabbed Harry's arm and pulled him into the common room. "But the pants are soo shiny,Ron." said Harry in a pleading voice looking longingly at the back of the portrait (where the pants are waiting for them to come out.) "Harry did you get high on tic-tacs again? I told you not to! I thought you quit! Jesus, did You-Know-Who screw with your freakin' brain?" "Ron it wasn't the tic-tacs look I got the patch on." Harry shows Ron a clear patch on his upper forearm the says Nicoderm Tic tac, "It's not the tic tacs,......it's the...it's the tangerine sour Altoids!" Harry starts to cry on Ron's arm. "What the hell? Altoids! Harry you know in Hogwarts muggle candy gets wizards high! Stick to cauldren cakes and chocolate frogs." "I can't Ron they don't make patches for Altoids and its soo hard to-" he was cut short by a scream. Behind them HermoMAN, I mean Hermione ran through the portrait hole very slow. This was due to the fact that her mom became a baker and she gained a lot of weight over the summer, (It -meaning Hermione, was 10 pounds short of Dudley). "Who did this to all the...pants?" "Neville. Why don't you go drag your fat ass up the stairs and shut the hell up." Ron said. He was very mad at Hermione and I'll tell you why in the next chapter."I'm going to go eat!" It said as it ran up to her room. "How surprising!" Ron yelled sarcasticly. During all this Harry ate 2 boxes of Altoids. 'Hopeless!' Ron said to himself as Harry started to laugh continuosly for no reason at all. "I'm going to bed." Ron said. "Hahahahahahahaha......."