Harry and Hermoine during potions class performed a spell that want terrible wrong. There internal organs have switched!

Harry: Ouch! Hermoine. I have this terrible pain. Right below my stomach

Hermoine: Did you take some Zantac 75?

Harry: Yeah. It still hurts like hell!

Hermoine: Try some Tylenol.

Harry: You know, I have been thing of animals so much lately.

Hermoine: I mean, after that potions class on how to kill animals who could blame you!

Harry: I don't mean like that. I mean their beautiful bodies and their long strong organs.

Hermoine: I use to think about that. But now I can't stop thinking about…

Chapter 2

Harry: I can't do it Hermy.

Hermoine: Why not?

Harry: I just don't have the urge.

Hermoine: Harry this list to be your favorite game.

Harry: I know but not now.

Hermoine: Harry do you feel something?

Harry: Yeah something wet?

Hermoine: Harry how could you do it now?

Harry: I didn't do it. Is it you?

Hermoine: Know I put a spell on.

Harry: Let's look. Lights on

Hermoine: Harry did you take a cold shower?

Harry: No, the spell wore off.

Hermoine: Harry it's you. You are bleeding.