Hogwarts Karaoke Night: Marauder Style!
Diamond Princess
Lucius Malfoy, Crabbe, and Goyle: How You Remind Me dedicated to the Marauders
"Well, let the show begin!" Dumbledore said brightly and a spotlight shone on the stage pointing at Lucius.
Lucius:
Never made it as an ugly man
Couldn't cut it as a poor man begging
Tired of living like a dateless man
Sick of life without
A girl to live with
ALL:
And this is how you remind me
This is how you remind me
Of what I used to be
This is how you are
Just like I used to be
Lucius:
It's not like you
To have a date
You were waiting
For a sexy girlie
This time you're mistaken
For actin like yo a catch worth making
And you've been wrong
You've been down
Into the bottom of every bottle
Those six words in your head
Scream "Do you have a date yet?"
Crabbe & Goyle:
No, No, No, No, No
No, No, No, No, No
Lucius:
It's not like you didn't know that
You're damn ugly
And you always will be
And it must have been so bad
Cause you acted like me now
And you got no results
All:
And this is how you remind me
Of how I used to be
This is how you remind me
Of how I used to be
Lucius:
It's not like you
To have a date
You were waiting
For a sexy girlie
This time you're mistaken
For actin like yo a catch worth making
And you've been wrong
You've been down
Into the bottom of every bottle
Those six words in your head
Scream "Do you have a date yet?"
Crabbe & Goyle:
No, No, No, No, No
No, No, No, No, No
Lucius:
Never made it as an ugly man
Couldn't cut it as a poor man begging
Tired of living like a dateless man
Sick of life without
A girl to live with
ALL:
And this is how you remind me
This is how you remind me
Of what I used to be
This is how you are
Just like I used to be
Lucius:
It's not like you
To have a date
You were waiting
For a sexy girlie
This time you're mistaken
For actin like yo a catch worth making
And you've been wrong
You've been down
Into the bottom of every bottle
Those six words in your head
Scream "Do you have a date yet?"
Crabbe & Goyle:
No, No, No, No, No
No, No, No, No, No
"ExCUSE me!" James shouted, by now furious with rage, "But you seem to have forgotten that NONE of you have EVER had a date and I'VE gotta girl that'll "ride ride ride"! So there, you Slytherin scum!"
Malfoy glared at James, "Potter. You rotter. Honestly, what dates have you scored?"
"Hmm, just about every decent girl. And now I've gotta steady that'll ride ride ride. She goes by the name of Lily Evans, and she's so hot it *hurts*."
"Well, I bet I've had more dates than you!"
"BRING IT ON!"
"Boys, boys," Dumbledore's eyes twinkled, "Fight with your songs. Now I'm going to assume that Mr. Potter and his friends wish to avenge their honor. So next up is the Marauders doing..."
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Okay! This chapter is dedicated to my first reviewer Avril Lavigne Rocks! I'll probably have the next chapter out tomorrow so don't worry!
Gotta go now. It's late, I've got school tomorrow, and Mom's about to kill me. Lol.
REVIEW PLEASE!
And make suggestions in your reviews. It's helpful. I only know so many songs you know. And most of them are hip hop and rap and romance. Lol.
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