Title: Crush C-ing
Chapter: Forbidden Secrets of the Chick Chamber
Author: wierd3orange (To be specific, the Weird part of wierd3orange)
Pairings: Well, none in this chapter.
Disclaimer: You know the drill; all these characters are not mine. blah, blah, blah. Oh, but one professor I made up. Professor Cohen. She'll get more "into" the story in future chapters.
Author's Note: Hehe! This is a fic that shows you some weird pairings that I thought up and a whole bunch of boys vs. girl's stuff (Or boy pull pranks on girls).
Dedicated To: MDevil (you're the best Meg!) and the APPGuild on Neopets.
It all started when Professor McGonagall, and all the other female staff at Hogwarts called all the female students at Hogwarts to a meeting in a secret room that even Dumbledore didn't know about. The girls called it the Chick Chamber. Only females could ever get into this room, for the door just looked like an ordinary wall to any male. Legend has it, Rowena Ravenclaw and Helga Hufflepuff had created the room just to discuss secret girls things with all the female students at Hogwarts. Well, that's what they used it for now, for sure.
(A/N: On with the story now.)
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Professor McGonagall and the rest of the female staff and students were all in the Chick Chamber, sitting on couches, chairs, and stools or on the floor chatting and such.
"Eh-hem!" Professor McGonagall cleared her throat and everyone looked up at her.
"As you all know, Professor Sprout, Professor Trelawney, the rest of the female staff, and I, have called all of you girls to this meeting for a very important reason," she said.
Professor Meagan Cohen (the new DADA Professor, who was very young, quite pretty and very talented.) started to speak, getting more and more excited, "We found a spell that's very important, it could change all of-" but she was stopped short by Professor McGonagall. (Who was quite jealous of the new professor all though no one knew)?
"As I was saying," said the older professor loudly, "we have found a spell, a very important spell indeed, that would be no use to boys but is a VERY big use to girls."
Everyone in the room started whispering. What was this important spell? Did it have anything to do with boys? What if it was, like, a spell to get rid of pimples! There already is a spell for that, Padma! (That was Parvati Patil).
"Quiet down please, girls!" said Professor Trelawney, "We have an important spell to tell you about, do you wish to hear it, or not?"
Everyone quieted down, and Professor McGonagall started to speak again.
"Now, I'm sure you're all wondering what sort of spell this is, but all I can tell you now is that-" this time she was cut off by Professor Sprout who cleared her throat and elbowed Minerva.
"Oh! Sorry!" Professor McGonagall apologized, "Well, girls, all I can say is that here is Professor Sprout to tell you about the spell!"
"Thank you, Minerva. This is starting to sound like one of those weird ceremonies now. Yeesh!" she said, making everyone laugh. "Well, now, I'm just itching to tell you about the spell, so here goes nothing!"
"This spell, we haven't named it yet, is a spell that tells you if any boy, (and you have to say their name) in a range on about 10 feet, has a crush on you!"
Chapter: Forbidden Secrets of the Chick Chamber
Author: wierd3orange (To be specific, the Weird part of wierd3orange)
Pairings: Well, none in this chapter.
Disclaimer: You know the drill; all these characters are not mine. blah, blah, blah. Oh, but one professor I made up. Professor Cohen. She'll get more "into" the story in future chapters.
Author's Note: Hehe! This is a fic that shows you some weird pairings that I thought up and a whole bunch of boys vs. girl's stuff (Or boy pull pranks on girls).
Dedicated To: MDevil (you're the best Meg!) and the APPGuild on Neopets.
It all started when Professor McGonagall, and all the other female staff at Hogwarts called all the female students at Hogwarts to a meeting in a secret room that even Dumbledore didn't know about. The girls called it the Chick Chamber. Only females could ever get into this room, for the door just looked like an ordinary wall to any male. Legend has it, Rowena Ravenclaw and Helga Hufflepuff had created the room just to discuss secret girls things with all the female students at Hogwarts. Well, that's what they used it for now, for sure.
(A/N: On with the story now.)
~*~*~*~*~
Professor McGonagall and the rest of the female staff and students were all in the Chick Chamber, sitting on couches, chairs, and stools or on the floor chatting and such.
"Eh-hem!" Professor McGonagall cleared her throat and everyone looked up at her.
"As you all know, Professor Sprout, Professor Trelawney, the rest of the female staff, and I, have called all of you girls to this meeting for a very important reason," she said.
Professor Meagan Cohen (the new DADA Professor, who was very young, quite pretty and very talented.) started to speak, getting more and more excited, "We found a spell that's very important, it could change all of-" but she was stopped short by Professor McGonagall. (Who was quite jealous of the new professor all though no one knew)?
"As I was saying," said the older professor loudly, "we have found a spell, a very important spell indeed, that would be no use to boys but is a VERY big use to girls."
Everyone in the room started whispering. What was this important spell? Did it have anything to do with boys? What if it was, like, a spell to get rid of pimples! There already is a spell for that, Padma! (That was Parvati Patil).
"Quiet down please, girls!" said Professor Trelawney, "We have an important spell to tell you about, do you wish to hear it, or not?"
Everyone quieted down, and Professor McGonagall started to speak again.
"Now, I'm sure you're all wondering what sort of spell this is, but all I can tell you now is that-" this time she was cut off by Professor Sprout who cleared her throat and elbowed Minerva.
"Oh! Sorry!" Professor McGonagall apologized, "Well, girls, all I can say is that here is Professor Sprout to tell you about the spell!"
"Thank you, Minerva. This is starting to sound like one of those weird ceremonies now. Yeesh!" she said, making everyone laugh. "Well, now, I'm just itching to tell you about the spell, so here goes nothing!"
"This spell, we haven't named it yet, is a spell that tells you if any boy, (and you have to say their name) in a range on about 10 feet, has a crush on you!"