It was another boring day at Middleton High in Social Studies on a Friday.

"Does anyone know who invented the light bulb?" Ron raised his hand.

"Yes, Ron."

"That Edison guy."

"Thomas Edison." Kim whispered.

"Yeah Thomas Edison."

"Right." The principal came on the PA.

"Excuse me, children, but we just got in news that we're getting 4 new students. They'll be here on Monday so we can keep you guys thinking about it all weekend."

"Great, new losers for Kim and her loser friend to take over. Unless…"

"Great, some new kids for Bonnie to take over and turn against us."

"What are you talking about, Kim? If we ask to be their tour guides first, Bonnie won't get to them." it was too late. She had asked to be excused so she could ask the principal if she could be their tour guide.

"Maybe they won't be her friend. Maybe they'll see she's so snobby and ask for a new tour guide."

"Ron, are you crazy? She'll put on her phony act and be nice to them."

"Or that. But we can try to take them away."

"Unlikely."

"Class dismissed." The teacher went running out of the class before any student got to.

"Well, someone's in a rush. So, am I coming over tonight or are you coming to my house?"

"Why?"

"Duh, Spongebob marathon on tonight at 5."

"Oh I totally forgot about that. I'll come to your house if your brothers make room. Those kids are obsessed, too. Last time I had to sit on the floor."

"No, last time I had to sit on the floor because you laid on the couch and the tweebs sat in the 2 chairs."

"Oh, yeah. Anyway, I'll be over at around 4:30."

"I won't be home until 4:45."

"Why?"

"Doctor appointment for the tweebs after school and it takes forever in there because they ask the doctor what everything is and does every time."

"Alright. I'll be over at 4:50."

"Ok. My mom's probably outside, so I gotta hurry and go. See ya."

"Bye." Kim started running to the door. Bonnie came up to Ron.

"Hello." he screamed when she came up to his locker.

"Oh, you. What do you want?"

"I wanted you to know that I'm the tour guide for the new kids."

"Ok, good for you."

"I don't think you heard me."

"Yeah, I did. You said you were the tour guide for the new kids. I'm not deaf."

"I just thought I'd let you know so you and Kim don't decide to become friends with them."

"Um… why can't we be friends with them?"

"Because I said so. They last thing they need when they come here is to be branded losers for the rest of their high school lives from hanging out with you guys."

"Alright, bye." Bonnie let out a little snob snort and walked off. Ron got out his CD layer and went to the car where his mom was waiting.

"Hey, how was your day?"

"Boring. I answered a question in Social Studies. And there's gonna be new kids."

"Oh, cool. Did you or your little friend Kim sign up to be tour guides?"

"No some evil girl Bonnie signed up."

"Oh, that Bonnie. Her mother works for the PTA. She's really sweet, I don't know where Bonnie gets it from."

"Maybe she was switched by aliens." he muttered.

"What was that?"

"Nothing. Oh I'm goin to Kim's at 4:50 to watch the Spongebob marathon."

"You still watch that silly show?"

"Yes, mom."

"I think you're a little too old for it. You were always a little slow when you were a kid, I guess you never grew up." Ron just rolled his eyes. They were home.