The gang was at Central Perk drinking their coffee and Rachel brought Emma.

Rachel: "So, do you guys have your Christmas shopping done yet?"

Phoebe: "Oh, I do! I went the day after Thanksgiving. It was really crowded."

Joey: "I think I'm gonna do mine last minute."

Ross: "Why, so you can get us stuff from a gas station again?"

Joey: "Hey, you weren't complainin when you got that soda!"

Rachel: "How about you, Mon?"

Monica: "Yeah, I'm waiting for Chandler to get ready to go. I have a lot of stuff already."

Joey: "So, if Chandler doesn't go, I won't get a Christmas present?"

Monica: "No, you just might not get the thing you want."

Joey: "Damnit, Chandler go shopping. I really want that coffeemaker!"

Phoebe: "Joey, don't you have a coffeemaker?"

Joey: "I did."

Phoebe: "Well, what happened to it?"

Joey has a flashback of last week when Chandler was over and the football hit the coffeemaker and it fell off the counter and broke.

Joey: "Chandler broke it."

Chandler: "No, Joe, you're the one who was supposed to catch it."

Joey: "But you told me you'd get me a new one. Now get off your ass and go with her!"

Chandler: "But-"

Joey: "Shut up and go!"

Chandler and Monica finish up their coffee and go.

Phoebe: "I can't believe she's that quiet. Most babies never shut up."

Rachel: "Pheebs, she's asleep."

Phoebe: "Oh, that would explain it. Hey Joey, I was thinking. Why do you need a coffeemaker when you can come here anytime?"

Joey: "Because it's not really mine."

Rachel, Ross and Phoebe: "Then who's is it?"

Joey: "Chandler's."

Rachel: "Joey, Chandler hasn't lived there for over a year."

Joey: "Yeah, but he left it there."

Phoebe: "That's weird. Why would Chandler have a coffeemaker?"

Joey: "Duh. He obviously drinks coffee." Ross looks at his watch.

Ross: "Well, it's 3. Time to get Ben."

Phoebe: "Tell him I said hi." he leaves.

At the store……

Chandler: "Ya know, Mon, I just didn't wanna say anything in front of the others, but that was my coffeemaker."

Monica: "Does Joey know?"

Chandler: "I don't think so. I think he thinks it's his."

Monica: "Well you need to tell him. Anyways, what do you think my mom and dad would like from us?"

Chandler: "Well, I dunno. Why don't you ask them?" She looked at him and rolled her eyes.

Monica: "I found something. I think I have something for everyone. Let's see, mom and dad, Ross, Rachel, Joey, Phoebe, Ben…I feel like I'm forgetting someone."

Chandler: "Me?"

Monica: "Nope, I already got you something."

Chandler: "Really? What?"

Monica: "Do you really think I'm gonna tell you?" He rolls his eyes and they get in line.