At Monica and Chandler's apartment……

Joey: "So, who'd you guys buy for?"

Monica: "Um…Mom, and Dad, Ross, Phoebe, Rachel, Ben, each other, and you."

Joey: "Is that all?" He was watching them wrap presents.

Chandler: "Yeah. That's the only people we know worth buying for."

Joey: "What about Emma?"

Monica and Chandler: "Who?!"

Joey: "Emma. Rachel and Ross's daughter, your niece. Do I need to go on?"

Monica: "Damnit, Chandler why didn't you remind me?" She slapped him on the arm.

Chandler: "Me? Why do I have to remember everything?"

Joey: "You guys can always go shopping now!"

Monica: "Joey, it's 10 o clock on Christmas Eve. Every store and restaurant is closed. Rachel is gonna hate me."

Joey: "Unless…"

Chandler; "Unless what?"

Joey: "Ask Phoebe or Joey if they have anything to give her. Oh wait, I am Joey. Don't ask Joey, he doesn't have anything." Monica ran up to the phone and dialed Phoebe. Of course, she didn't have anything.

Monica: "You don't think Rachel will care, do you?"

Joey: "No, neither will you when she kills you."

Chandler: "It's not so bad. Joe, what'd you get her?"

Joey: "I dunno. I just remembered that I don't need to do last minute shopping, I had mine in my closet the whole time."

Monica: "Well, you guys don't think Rachel will care if I tell her we can go shopping for a present because I don't know what to give her, do you?"

Joey: "Are you kidding? She might get offended and think you're saying she's too expensive and takes everything back."

Chandler: "Joe, she is too expensive and takes everything back."

Joey: "Well, there ya go. Tell her you'll take her shopping." There's a knock at the door.

Monica: "Who is it?"

Rachel: "It's Rachel and Emma."

Phoebe: "And Phoebe."

Monica: "Come on in, the doors unlocked." They try and open the door.

Phoebe: "Uhh…Mon, no it's not." Joey opens the door.

Joey: "What's wrong, guys?"

Rachel: "I need a babysitter for about 15 minutes."

Monica: "What's wrong with Phoebe?"

Rachel: "She said she doesn't want to and she came over because she was bored."

Monica: "I guess we could do it, although we're wrapping presents. Why can't Ross?"

Rachel: "Are you joking?"

Monica: "No, Rachel, he does have a son he takes care of."

Rachel: "Well, I'm already here, so here's her stuff and I'll be back as soon as I can. I need to get something at the gas station out of town."

Monica: "Do you need a car?"

Rachel: "No, that's okay."

Joey: "What do you need to get? I have stuff I can give you."

Rachel: "Well, Joey, what I need I don't think any guy would have unless he was a woman."

Phoebe: "Rachel, if you mean what I think you mean, I have some at my house."

Rachel: "Really?"

Phoebe: "Yeah. You can stay here and I'll get some of mine for you." Monica, Chandler, and Joey looked at each other.

Rachel: "What's wrong?"

Monica: "Nothing, nothing's wrong. Hey Rach, would you like to go shopping for a Christmas present with me tomorrow."

Rachel: "Sure. Who are we shopping for." She muttered Emma's name really low.

Joey: "Emma. She forgot to get Emma a present." Rachel's jaw dropped.

Monica: "Not purposely. Chandler made me forget." Rachel looked at him.

Chandler: "Why me? Why is it always my fault?"

Phoebe: "Great, a fight on Christmas in front of a baby. This brings back memories."

Joey: "You can remember when you were a baby?"

Phoebe: "No, see I fought in front of my baby with my husband." Everyone gave her s strange look

Joey: "You had kids when you were married? Where are they now?"

Phoebe: "No, not in this life, in one of my past lives."

Everyone else in the room: "Ohh." Rachel and Monica go back to fighting.

Rachel: "How could you forget Emma?"

Monica: "I dunno. She was just born and I had a bunch of people to buy for."

Rachel: "Yeah, how many?"

Monica: "8 or so."

Rachel: "Fine, you can go this year. I'll go shopping with you tomorrow, but only because you owe me and you're one of my best friends." There's another knock at the door.

Everyone: "Who is it?"

Ross: "It's Ross."

Phoebe: "Yeah, come on I, but check and see if the door is unlocked first." He came on in.

Ross: "What's up?"

Phoebe: "You missed it all. Rachel and Monica got into a fight because Monica forgot Emma."

Ross: "Um…Ok. I thought I'd come over since I saw everyone here."

Phoebe: "Yay, now we can have a party! We can go get our presents and we can have Christmas now!"

Joey: "The woman has a point. Now everyone go home and get their presents and bring them here."

Rachel and Ross: "But…"

Joey: "Just go, we can wait. You can leave the baby here." They left and went to get the presents. They came back about 15 minutes later.