I trudged down the castle paths, toward the lab wondering what he wanted me to next. I walked into the lab, and found him with a diabolical grin on his face. I knew that grin. The grin that he got whenever he had a PARTICULARLY displeasing task for me. I looked him in the eye, wanting him to just tell me what I was needed for. But he wouldn't. He just stood there grinning, ready to burst if he didn't say or do something. "Ah, Riff Raff." He said, finally speaking. I walked around to the side of him, rather much like a dog, waiting to strike.

"Yes master?" I questioned him.

"I have something else to require your, assistance." It was going to be more than assistance. I'd probably have to everything for him. I always did.

"With what master?" I knew with what.

"My newest experiment of course." He said with an overt air of pride. "I've decided to test the limits of the human body." I could see where he was going with this. I was going to have to travel into the town again. "Go find me a suitable specimen Riff Raff." I was already halfway out the door at this point. I walked down the beat up gravel drive, to the small truck that was parked there.

It was one of the most horrid looking things out there. It was a real bargain when we bought it though, and I quickly saw why. But it sufficed for the occasional trips back and forth into the small town. I removed my tailcoat, and left it on the other seat when I got out. Other wise, I fit right in. Well almost. Everyone in the town seemed so perfect.

I certainly had my fair share of "specimens" to pick from. I looked around the town, trying to find the perfect person. It didn't take long to find him. he was a typical high school student, the epitome of middle class America. He had the lanky build of a foot ball player, and the good looks that almost everyone in the town seemed to posess. Frank would be extremely happy with him. It almost made me want to pass him up.

I quickly approached the young man, who was walking nonchalantly down the street. "Excuse me, sir, could you give me a hand?" I asked, him, giving him my best panicked look.

"Sure dude, what do you need help with?"

"My car broke down right outside of town, you look like the type that could help me." He grinned.

"Sure dude, lead the way." I smiled to myself. This was one of the easiest trips yet. I led him back to the small beat up Ford. He whistled slightly when he saw the car. "I'm not surprised that this thing stalled out on ya. It's a wreck." He said, popping the hood. As soon as he was bent over the engine, I reared back, and whacked the back of his head as hard as I could. He instantly slumped over, and I caught him before his face could hit the still warm engine.

As I began the trip back to the castle, I couldn't help but wonder what the Master had in mind. I looked over at the silent passenger, and finally, reached the castle. I parked the car, and lugged the body out. I brought him up to the lab, and left him in front of Frank. "wonderful Riff Raff. Excellent work." He said, and I retreated back to my room.