Disclaimer: same as before. The GooGooPachooians are mine. The
Bungalow Lord is mine. And that's purdy much it.
A/N: Well, we weren't as high as last time (you know that insert button
drives ya crazy) but this time Dib gets hemorrhoids. Ummm, yeah. Just so
you know, this isn't the end..if you wanted to know...

Dib's illustrious journey through GooGooPachooia
Chapter 2
By Evil Ducky and GooGooPachoo

Now, after the party, they wanted to talk to those poofy ducks from the
cup of eternal DOOM. So they went. And the ducks said "HA HA HA."
and then they dropped dead. Dib shouted "SHIBBYBOMDOOBITY!!!!(I
know it's a crazy word I know) and so he decided that he would go retrieve
his prized flamingo lawn ornament and go find his way back home. But if
you want this story to go on he did not find his way home that easy... uh oh
Dib...
So he then ventured into GooGooPachooia...and met the illustrious
Bungalow Lord ...and she told him to not associate with the
GooGooPachooians...or he would never ...EVER find the secret to Zim. Oh
no! Dib must find the secret!!! Go Dib go!!!
*Big scene with Dib running all over GooGooPachooia with bacon stapled to
his face. He was sent on a mission to kill the GooGooPachooians! Oh no
GooGoo's! You'd better hide!!!*
(Oh no! My family!!!)
Dib suddenly had a pain in his bum. He had hemorrhoids. BAD
hemorrhoids. They just come up unexpectedly when you don't want them.
We all want the hemorrhoids to go away, go away!!! Then the bumps hurt his
bum dee bum.
(Are we bad or what, GooGoo?)
(Yes, yes we are)
So Dib had a big operation to get them removed. ( just so you know
*them* are his hemorrhoid bumps...poor poor Dib...)
WAAAZZZAAP!? Screamed the GooGooPachooians. Well the
GooGooPachooians don't know how to spell their own names and we don't
know how to spell either!!!! Dib played his System of a Down CD and he
sang " Pogo Pogo Pogo Pogo Pogo Pogo Pogo!" and the GooGooPachooians
laughed. Dib finely realized he was home and the GooGooPachooians went
with him to take over Zim's lawn gnomes and rule the front yard!!!!!!! They
were very proud of themselves!! And they decided to throw a lawn gnome
party!!! And everyone was invited Ms. Bitters brought the P.O.S. 2000 and
Pipi the hamster YAY!!!!!! They brought little bits of old coca cola because
in the old days they made coca cola with cocaine. That why it had COCA in
it. (IT"S TRUE!!!) So then they got high off of coca cola. Then everyone's
eyes incinerated because Ms. Bitters did a strip tease.

Hellllooooo peoples!! The end isn't here yet!!! But if you want
us to go on, we can!!! As long as you review our story, and don't give us
problems!!! If you would like to send flames, please go to my bio and e-mail
me!!! I dun like them god dang flames in my reviews!! It makes peoples not
want to read them... so please, if you have a heart, review, withOUT the
flames. Thank you. " Revive, or we will explode!!"
Oh, hey, one more thing, we've decided that Dib will go BACK to
GooGooPachooia, with someone else! So we want YOU to decide! Will he
go back with:
A. Ms. Bitters
B. Zim
C. PiPi the Hamster
D. Gir
E. Gaz
YOU DECIDE! MUAH HA HA HA!!! (eerie music) Where is that COMING
FROM!?