Disclaimer: Ummmm, we own GooGooPachooia, we own the Bungalow Lord, buuuut,
no Zim characters. Nope. Not us! Whoopdeedoo!
A/N: Welcome back everyone! Please keep all arms and legs OUTSIDE the plane and
please, do turn on your lap tops and cell phones, and any other electronic devices.
Thankyou. We're taking a trip to the land where there is no sense, and doomed people
lurk everywhere. Where people creep through the night, and sleep in phone booths!
Where weasels rip your flesh, and the crook of the biscuit is the apostrophe! This place
here, is GooGooPachooia! Enjoy your stay! *smile*
Dib's Illustrious Journey through GooGooPachooia
Part 3
By Evil Ducky and GooGooPachoo
Dib had to do a report. He was on his computer typing random, interesting facts
about life;
1. 3% of all humans are born with webbed feet.
2. Porcupines float in water.
3. All basements are run by hydro-electric hamsters.
4. In Jamaica, palm trees are used for staples.
And that was all the facts.(he didn't get a very good grade as you can see!)
When he went into school the next day, he was up by 7:30. He usually catches the bus at
7:35... So he got up, slammed into his bedroom door.
"oowwwwww..."
Walked into the kitchen, but on his way, slammed into the wall.
"Oowwwww.."
He walked back to his room to get changed. Slammed into door.
"oowwwwww..."
Pulled his jeans over his pajama pants, pulled his shirt over his pajama shirt, and put his
coat on, and poked is eye putting his glasses on.
"ooowwwwwwwwwww..."
Put his backpack on, and on his way out the door, he slammed into front door.
"Ooowwwwwwww..."
On his way to the bus, he tripped over a worm, squelching his way from a psyco robin.
"Owwwwww..."
And slam into bus door.
"Owwwww..."
So his day didn't start out that well...but a certain little robot followed him into the
bus...which was followed by a short little green guy that has no purpose to this
story...YET...(MWAHAHAHAHAHAHA! *hack cough hack*)
In skool, the children had to read their reports aloud to the class. It was Dib's
turn! So Dib, who was sweating profusely because his pajamas were on underneath his
clothes, went up to the front! He started on the first one:
" Three percent of humans are-"
Just then, Dib was cut off by a hyper green dog screaming,
"WWWWEEEEEEEEEEEEEHHHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!"
Then it ran up to the front and a little short green guy named Zim ran after it going,
"NOOOO!!! GIIIRR!!! GET BAAAAAAAAACK!!!!" and the little robot continued to
scream. He jumped on Dib's gargantuan head and began to "ride the turkey" with all his
might! Just then, a beam of light like the one from Escaflone came and blew up the roof
of the skool and beamed down onto the little robot on Dib's extremely large head, who
was desperately trying to get his wedgie out, who was also trying to get the little green
dude away from him, who was trying to get GIR off of Dib's massive head, well, you get
the picture.
Through all of this, Ms. Bitters sat at her desk and pet the PiPi. The light had also fallen
on them, too. So then the pretty light beamed them all up to a place where nobody has
gone before...except Dib...
(This is where the havoc starts!!!)
~:~:~:~:~:~:~:~:~:~:~:~:~:~:~:~:~:~:~:~:~:~:~:~:~:~:~:~:~:~:~:~:~:~:~:~:~:~:~:~:~:~:~:~
This is Evil Ducky speakin' right here right now LIVE in GooGooPachooia where Dib,
Zim, PiPi, Ms.Bitters, AND GIR are about to land!!
*crowd cheers*
RG(Random guy): GooGooPachooia ROCKS!!!!!
RGNN: (Random girl named *****. I won't tell you what her name is cuz that's me an'
well you get the picture): I LOVE SOME FREAKY KID NAMED DAN!!!
Yes that's very nice. Well anyway, I need YOU *points at reader* to make Dib's journey
more interesting! Yes, it might get a BIT more serious, but if it gets TOO serious, we
have a giant rabit moose to rampage around and eat the cause of our misery-ish un happy
not-funny-ness! And that WILL be funny, folks!!!!
RG: YYEEEAAAHH! HERE THEY COOOOME! Oh wait, that's a giant rabid moose.
*Giant rabid moose eats random guy and RGNN*
*points at everyone else in audience* And that same moosey fate will happen to YOU if
you ruin my debut! OR the story of GooGooPachooia! *points to readers* and it will
happen to YOU too! But ONLY if you make it not funny!
*crowd cheers*
remember to leave your bio if you would like to be in GooGooPachooia to help Dib and
the gang on their way!
(I left Gaz out cuz I couldn't find a way to fit her in. She come later on, don't worry your
little heads, or else the rabid moose will come eat you up in polite little bites with milk,
bread, butter and cheese!!!)
no Zim characters. Nope. Not us! Whoopdeedoo!
A/N: Welcome back everyone! Please keep all arms and legs OUTSIDE the plane and
please, do turn on your lap tops and cell phones, and any other electronic devices.
Thankyou. We're taking a trip to the land where there is no sense, and doomed people
lurk everywhere. Where people creep through the night, and sleep in phone booths!
Where weasels rip your flesh, and the crook of the biscuit is the apostrophe! This place
here, is GooGooPachooia! Enjoy your stay! *smile*
Dib's Illustrious Journey through GooGooPachooia
Part 3
By Evil Ducky and GooGooPachoo
Dib had to do a report. He was on his computer typing random, interesting facts
about life;
1. 3% of all humans are born with webbed feet.
2. Porcupines float in water.
3. All basements are run by hydro-electric hamsters.
4. In Jamaica, palm trees are used for staples.
And that was all the facts.(he didn't get a very good grade as you can see!)
When he went into school the next day, he was up by 7:30. He usually catches the bus at
7:35... So he got up, slammed into his bedroom door.
"oowwwwww..."
Walked into the kitchen, but on his way, slammed into the wall.
"Oowwwww.."
He walked back to his room to get changed. Slammed into door.
"oowwwwww..."
Pulled his jeans over his pajama pants, pulled his shirt over his pajama shirt, and put his
coat on, and poked is eye putting his glasses on.
"ooowwwwwwwwwww..."
Put his backpack on, and on his way out the door, he slammed into front door.
"Ooowwwwwwww..."
On his way to the bus, he tripped over a worm, squelching his way from a psyco robin.
"Owwwwww..."
And slam into bus door.
"Owwwww..."
So his day didn't start out that well...but a certain little robot followed him into the
bus...which was followed by a short little green guy that has no purpose to this
story...YET...(MWAHAHAHAHAHAHA! *hack cough hack*)
In skool, the children had to read their reports aloud to the class. It was Dib's
turn! So Dib, who was sweating profusely because his pajamas were on underneath his
clothes, went up to the front! He started on the first one:
" Three percent of humans are-"
Just then, Dib was cut off by a hyper green dog screaming,
"WWWWEEEEEEEEEEEEEHHHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!"
Then it ran up to the front and a little short green guy named Zim ran after it going,
"NOOOO!!! GIIIRR!!! GET BAAAAAAAAACK!!!!" and the little robot continued to
scream. He jumped on Dib's gargantuan head and began to "ride the turkey" with all his
might! Just then, a beam of light like the one from Escaflone came and blew up the roof
of the skool and beamed down onto the little robot on Dib's extremely large head, who
was desperately trying to get his wedgie out, who was also trying to get the little green
dude away from him, who was trying to get GIR off of Dib's massive head, well, you get
the picture.
Through all of this, Ms. Bitters sat at her desk and pet the PiPi. The light had also fallen
on them, too. So then the pretty light beamed them all up to a place where nobody has
gone before...except Dib...
(This is where the havoc starts!!!)
~:~:~:~:~:~:~:~:~:~:~:~:~:~:~:~:~:~:~:~:~:~:~:~:~:~:~:~:~:~:~:~:~:~:~:~:~:~:~:~:~:~:~:~
This is Evil Ducky speakin' right here right now LIVE in GooGooPachooia where Dib,
Zim, PiPi, Ms.Bitters, AND GIR are about to land!!
*crowd cheers*
RG(Random guy): GooGooPachooia ROCKS!!!!!
RGNN: (Random girl named *****. I won't tell you what her name is cuz that's me an'
well you get the picture): I LOVE SOME FREAKY KID NAMED DAN!!!
Yes that's very nice. Well anyway, I need YOU *points at reader* to make Dib's journey
more interesting! Yes, it might get a BIT more serious, but if it gets TOO serious, we
have a giant rabit moose to rampage around and eat the cause of our misery-ish un happy
not-funny-ness! And that WILL be funny, folks!!!!
RG: YYEEEAAAHH! HERE THEY COOOOME! Oh wait, that's a giant rabid moose.
*Giant rabid moose eats random guy and RGNN*
*points at everyone else in audience* And that same moosey fate will happen to YOU if
you ruin my debut! OR the story of GooGooPachooia! *points to readers* and it will
happen to YOU too! But ONLY if you make it not funny!
*crowd cheers*
remember to leave your bio if you would like to be in GooGooPachooia to help Dib and
the gang on their way!
(I left Gaz out cuz I couldn't find a way to fit her in. She come later on, don't worry your
little heads, or else the rabid moose will come eat you up in polite little bites with milk,
bread, butter and cheese!!!)