Disclaimer: *guy in a rubber cheesy fry suit runs up screaming out of a blank white
screen* AAAHHHH!!! GOOGOOPACHOO AND THE EVILEST DUCKY YOU'VE
EVER SEEN HAVE NO PART IN OWNING ANY OF THE ZIM CHARACTERS!!!!
AAAHHHHH!!!*runs back into the blanky-ness*(Daz owns herself, nyah, and
GooGooPachoo and I own ourselves too, nyah)

A/N:
ED: HEY HEY! This is Evil Ducky and GooGooPachoo right here right now LIVE in
GooGooPachooia! Recently, our hemorrhoidal hero, Dib, and all his buddies are about to
land here!
GGP: And when we say here, we mean, right here!!!! *points and taps to spot on ground
with foot* Literally!
ED: So hang on to your feet and roll away on your rear cuz here they come!
GGP: LITERALLY!!!!!!!
*cleanup crew quickly comes and takes away the stage and microphone equipment as
everyone runs away or rolls away on their rears like we said to. We ran way because
we're special*

Dib's Illustrious Journey Through GooGooPachooia
by Evil Ducky and GooGooPachoo
chapter 4
Dib and all his "buddies" were falling through a long portal of the...*DUM DUM
DUUUUUM!!!* FOURTH DIMENSION!!!!! Where they saw pink sparkly lizards who
basked on tan printer machines, and the infamous Jigglypuff could sing and sing and no
one would fall asleep. THCT (Tasuki, Hotohori, Chichiri, Tamahome) gave out their new
debut CDs to anyone who passed, so logically, everyone had their own copy of it.
[GGP: But this story isn't logical. What do we do now?
Ed: *.* Just follow along. I'll buy you some Chocolate Bubblegum later.
GGP: ^.^ ]
Suddenly, they landed in GooGooPachooia...again. Gir and Pipi fell on their copies
of THTC's debut CD. Dib just managed to save his. Zim had lost his in the portal. (It's
easy to lose things in portals, isn't it?) "What a doomed world this is. It's horrible. Look
at these horrible tie die bunnies. They're horrible." said Ms. Bitters as she floated to her
feet. It was true. This was the worst thing they had all seen in their lives. Cute, little tie die
bunnies scampered around, sniffing and cuddling. They all screamed and started to run
away. Unfortunately (or fortunately, take your pick), Ms. Bitters got caught up in the fuzz
and literally dissolved into the cute fuzzy bunnies, and sizzled up into a gooey mass of
ickyness, because she was so evil and old that she couldn't handle the all around cuteness
of the bunnies. While Dib, Zim, Pipi and Gir (Who thought this was all just a big fun
game) ran away, Gaz managed to come through a portal and land in front of them, making
them all trip and fall. "Get off of me or I'll make you wish you did." Gaz growled, and that
made everyone get up and back off.
{enter guest author[ Chibi Lina Inverse!!!! booooo!!]}
Then they all got on a boat and sailed off into the sunset. On the boat, Gir played
poker with the three headed monster named Gachee. (guh-CHEE)Gachee was kind of
a...well, he was special. he enjoyed wearing women's clothes and singing random
commercial jingles. Not that wearing women's clothes was wrong, not at all, because one
of his heads was female. However, the commercial jingles was a sin. Especially since they
were bad ones. Well, the third head thought that he was a homie G. He would rap (which
he really couldn't do) at the worst times possible. But enough about Gachee.
Potato boy was washing the decks of the ship and Zim was the captain. Zim was a
sweet potato puff of a captain and potato boy was in love with him. Who's potato boy,
you may ask? Potato boy was happy noodle boy's ex-lover. But potato boy was also in
love with Gachee! Oooh! Soap opera stuff! Anyway, potato boy enjoyed cleaning the
decks because he got to be with Zim all day long. The problem was, Zim despised potato
boy with all his squeedily spooch. Potato boy was worse than Keef, I tell you. Potato boy
would stalk Zim everywhere! All over the boat! He used the lame excuse of "cleaning the
boat", and Zim only replied "Oh, so that's what they call it now..." But enough about
potato boy.
The ship's cook, Bubblebutt Bighead (also known as Pipi, to some people) was
wondering what to cook for dinner. He roamed around the ship, asking the crew and the
guests what they would like to eat. He went into the poker room and asked Gir and
Gachee. Gir said "Gimmee the cupcake. They're good. Yumity-yum."
[Ed: What is my sister doing here? Who invited her?
GGP: I dunno. She just came in and screamed boooo and started to tell story.
Ed: I guess it's okay. I like Gachee. I think I'll use him later on.
GGP: Mmm.]
"Umm...squeak squeak. Er, I mean I don't have any cupcakes. Gachee, what
would you like to munch on...or what would your three heads like to eat?" asked Pipi.
"Like, gimme some lovin' in the oven, baby! Um...I'll just have a salad, extra
fattening dressing, please."
"Momma's got the night off, Daddy's running the show, Daddy if you want to
please me, here's what you gotta know! I got the blues! Kraft macaroni and cheeeeese!
The blue box blues!"
"Riiiiiiight..." said Pipi. "And you, Mr. Third head?"
(Like Will Smith)"Uh, uh...ha ha, ha ha! Yeah, yeah...what? what?"
"I asked you what you want for dinner!!!"
"Oh, oh...ha ha, ha ha! I want the best, I won't settle for the rest!
Gimme what you got, 'cause baby, you look hot!
I'm the baddest of bad, I'll make you reeeeaaal glad,
I won't disappoint ya, just let me love ya! Word.
"Okaaaay...I'll get you something nice," said Pipi as he backed away slowly.
Pipi left to go find Zim and potato boy. When he found Zim, potato boy was
latched onto his leg.
"Please! Pipi! Cook potato boy for dinner! He's driving me CRAZY!!!"
"I love you, Zim!" said potato boy.
"I think I can manage that," replied Pipi. Pipi grabbed potato boy and brought him
to the kitchen. But enough about the ship, let's go back to our regularly scheduled
program! Back to GooGooPachooia!
{[Ed: Okay, that's enough!! Go away now!!! *Head radio-active chicken steps up*
CLI: EEEEEK!!!*Chibi Lina Inverse runs away into the bushes*]}
No use making them have never gotten on the boat...it's already part of the
story...anyway, so after Gachee and his three heads ate their dinner, and Zim, Gaz, Gir,
Dib, and Pipi ate potato boy, the boat hit the shore of the other side of where ever they
were when they came out of the portal. When Dib and all the other guys got to the solid
ground, they started to walk inland. For some reason, this part of GooGooPachooia
looked like Ireland. Besides that, when they had walked far enough inland so that they
couldn't see the ship anymore, they entered the forest. And while they walked through,
many pairs of yellowish-brown (like earwax!) eyes followed them, blinking curiously.
When they had exited the forest, they had to cross more Ireland-like plains. All of a
sudden, a freakish, idiotic girl jumped out in front of Dib and announced that her name
was Tak!!! "I know who you are!! You are Dib, and I want you to kiss me!!!" Dib
backed away, scared. "I don't know you. Go away. You can kiss Gachee or Gir." Gir
and Gachee immediately puckered up and leaned forward. "No! I want you, Dib!! Love
me!!" Tak yelled. "AHHHH NOOOOOO!!!" Dib shielded himself from Tak's evilness. It
seemed there was no hope for Dib's first kiss to be pleasant...but just as she was about to
kiss Dib, a war-cry-ish yell was heard. " YAAAHH!!!!!" and a girl swung by, with her
spider-web power, and slashed Tak's back open. (We'll try to keep this rated G by not
going into details, though we'd like to. ^.^) Tak fell to the ground, and Tak's fallen body
revealed a girl with long, black hair, tied into a ponytail with a purple scrunchie. She had
deep purple eyes and black rimmed glasses with a funny bend on the nose. She wore a
long black trench coat over baggy pants and a long shirt. She breathed heavily after a
brutal...er...um...(Is thinking which word would keep this G) Oh I'll just say it. Murder,
and she looked down at the slashed body of Tak on the ground. "That's the last time
you'll be threatening anyone with your disgusting hormones!" Dib was astonished. "Uh,
thank...you...?" The girl looked up and her eyes widened. " Oh my god...OH my god...OH
MY GOD..." and then she passed out. Dib looked around and shrugged.
"Uh...okaaaaayyy..." With that, Dib and Gachee knelt down to fan the girl awake.
Moments later, her eyes shot open. "Are you okay?" asked Dib. The girl turned to Dib
and started to talk suddenly. "Am I dreaming, or are you Dib? Because if you are, I'm
about to scream and latch onto your head like an insane fangirl." "Yeah I'm Dib, but
please don't do that." replied Dib with a blink. "My name is Daz. Can I shake your hand
instead?" said Daz, sitting up. "Um, okay. But don't start to shake my hand and then
suddenly hug me and not let go." said Dib. "I wouldn't do that!" said Daz as she reached
out to grasp Dib's hand. "Darn. He foiled my genius plan!!" thought Daz. "I think you'll
be in a lot of these situations around here. There aren't many boys around here, and all
the cute ones are claimed. The ugly ones just sit around, and maybe wait for another ugly
girl to try to get 'em 'cause they won't get picked up by any of the cute guys. And I must
admit..." Daz started to blush. "...that you're pretty cute, Dib." Dib was a little confused.
"Erm, thankyou?" Daz jumped up and picked up her scythe. She took out a cloth bag
and stuffed Tak into it. "I am a bounty hunter here, and I hunt down crazy hormonal
fangirls like her." Daz gestured toward the bag. "GooGooPachooia needs people like me
to protect this land from any incoming cute guys from other dimensions."
Dib felt a little better, knowing that other people from other dimensions came here often.
"So you're saying that people get accidentally transported here for no reason often?"
"Well, this used to be a popular place for vacations back before the freaks of the fangirl
age came about, and cults that were lead by people like Tak roamed GooGooPachooia.
That's when guys started to disappear. Some guys even made portals all around the place,
so if they got attacked by fangirls, they could get out. These portals are only for guys to
get through. But the only reason Gaz is here is because there is an occasional fanboy
about, so Gaz must have tripped on one for girls." Dib was startled. "Then how did Ms.
Bitters get in through here? She came with us." asked Zim. All the guys shifted around
uncomfortably. "Well, that's up for YOU to decide, because I don't want to think about
that. I need to take this to the local police center and get my prize money." Daz said, and
with that, she hauled the bag over her shoulder and began to walk to the place-ish thing.
[Ed: Ooh. 0.o I'm beginning to feel short of breath and woozy. I must have breathed in
too much bathroom cleaner. Maybe I can get high...
GGP(Now Gip): Go somewhere with lots of air. You need to get your aaaiiir
baaaaaaaaaaack.
Ed: Owwie. My head...The Gameboy Color (also called the GameSlave)calls me!! I must
play Dragon Warrior!!!
{6 days later, at 2:18 in the afternoon}Ed: I feel better. That took a long time to wear off.
I tink I should wrap this up now so it won't be really really long.
Gip: I think so too. I wanna wrap it up. So Dib, Gachee, Pipi, Zim, Gir, and Gaz
followed Daz to the local police place that was nearly a thousand miles away, but Daz had
her magical car that could adjust to any size and carry anything and they all rode to the
place together. Tak's body was thrown in the trunk of the car so that her stupidness
would not spoil the inside of Daz's really cool car! I is now finished.]

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Gip: Hey!!!! This is GooGooPachoo and Evil Ducky LIVE at the local police station
where Daz and all the people will end up in the next chapter! If you want to be in the next
chapter or in a following chapter, just leave your bio with your name, gender and
description (what you wear and your hair and eye color and all that junk)and we'll put you
in! You can be a crazy fangirl that gets killed by Daz, an ex-crazy fangirl that doesn't get
killed by Daz, but somewhat still has her fangirl insticts, a crazy fanboy that get killed by a
bounty hunter (We need one for fanboys. Preferably another boy, but a girl is just dandy)
or an ex-crazy fanboy that somewhat still has his fanboy insticts. Or you could just be a
random person that has a cameo in the story for some reason I don't know I'll just have to
fit you in. ( *GASP* man that was a long run on scentence!) You coud also be a wierd
person that is chasing another person with the pointy object of your choice that pops up
here and there throughout the story. We are flexible!! JA NE!!!!
Ed: And keep checkin' for the NEXT exciting episode of Dragon B- uh, chapter of Dib's
Illustrious Journey throgh GooGooPachooia! (Oh, and we WILL put them in the forest of
singing and dancing mushrooms. Don't you worry! Because if you do, we have this
moose!!!)