Disclaimer: Wa. The "winners" of the review thingy own themselves. I own myself (ED)
and so does Gip (GGP). I also own the InVADE fangirl troop. However, I do NOT own
any characters made by the godly Jhonen Vasquez. WE LOVE YOU JHONEN!!!!
Mwakka.

A/N: Ed: How ya doin' folks? Well here we are, in front of the police station!
Gip: And what do you think will jump out and make them squee next? Will it be Happy
Noodle Boy, or someone who rants like him? Will it be Nny, or a fangirl? Or maybe
some deranged lunatic who follows them around and constantly gets chased by queer
Nirvana fans?
Ed: Read and find out! Nyeh heh heh heh...!
Gip: ERK...you scare me Ed...
Ed: Mwakka...sorry.(I hope you like mushrooms, Sarah...)


Dib's Illustrious Journey Through GooGooPachooia
Chapter 5
by (written) Evil Ducky and (approves and puts comments)GGP


What a lovely day to driving around the country side!" said Daz cheerfully. (One
of the reasons why she was so happy because she squished Dib next to her in the
passenger's seat) "I wanna jump out and fly beside the car!!!" screamed Gir loudly. Zim
sighed loudly. "Don't you remember? You put mayonnaise and spam with canned pig feet
in there." "awwwww..." Gir looked really sad, so Daz wanted to do something for him!
"Well, how about I put down the roof and Gachee can lift you up so you FEEL like you're
flying?" she suggested. "OKAY!!!" screamed Gir with delight. So, the roof went down
and Gachee held up Gir. Then, Daz put on System of a Down really really loud and drove
around. (She went the long way so she could be with Dib more)
[Gip:Heeeeeeeeeeeeeyy...I want that car. Her car is so much cooler than mine!
Ed: Uh, you don't drive. You are almost 13.
Gip: I knew that. But her car will STILL be cooler than mine because it has a roof thingy
and a CD player and can expand to any desired size!!! So she can fit three headed
monsters in it!
Ed: You poor, disturbed soul...
Gip: *snff*]
So, when they finally got to the place, Daz got out and put the body of Tak in the office
and claimed her money. When she came out, she found Dib, Zim, and everyone
stretching, with Gachee still holding Gir. "Yo yo, I'm stuck, so please help me baby." said
the rapping head of Gachee. "Like, I'm having a serious arm cramp here." whined the
female head. "Myyyyyyy bologna has a first name, it's o-s-c-a-r" said the...less intelligent
head. Daz walked over to Zim and asked him if he had any methods for non-earthling
cramps. "Well, you could just destroy the arms of this being..." said Zim. "Er, maybe
not." said Daz as she turned around. "Gir, how much do you weigh?" "Idonoooooo."
said Gir with a giggle. Zim perked up."50 pounds, all artillery-" "-no brains..." said Daz
under her breath. "Let's see if this works." Daz pulled out a big anvil and used it to
replace Gir on Gachee's hands. Gachee leaned forward and his arms went forward and
limp with the weight! WHEEEE!!!!!!
[Ed: Unnng...I can't hold it...I gotta goooooooooooo!
Gip: Meee toooo...we must leave and use the loo.]
[A pair of binoculars scans the horizon from behind a bush. A head pops up with some
badly designed camouflage gear on it, consisting of leaves, sticks, and pickled eggs.
Chibi Lina Inverse: Ahh...I see the little weenies have scampered off into the smelly
port-a-potties of destruction. My plan is complete...yeeesssss...precioussssss *cough
cough* Gomen ne. It always takes them years to go to the water closet, so I can have a
little fun! Hahahahahahahaaaaaaaaaaaa.....riiiight.]
Well, the anvil worked...in a way. Sure, they got Gachee's arms from out of the
cramped position, but the anvil made Gachee's arms longer and limper than they ever were
before! This was very bad because it's arms were dragging out of the car and on the road,
leaving sticky slime trails behind them.
"Uh oh, uh oh...ha ha, ha ha..." rapped the homie G head.
"Like, I think I broke a nail, Zim! What should I do? My life is over!" the female
head began to cry on Gir and screw up his circuitry.
"Wheezle gorp, blapty dunf," Gir replied, falling to the side.
"Cha cha cha! Charmin!" was the only thing that the idiotic head of Gachee could
say on the matter.
The arms caused the car to rattle around and swerve in the street.
Dib, who was under Daz's mind drugs, lifted his arms in the air and wiggled them
around and began to scream "It's the aliens!!!!!!!! Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
I knew they would come. Now I can relax since the author made me say "ahhhhhh"
instead of "AAAAAAAAAHHHH".
[CLI: Wait a sec...let's start that paragraph over...*cough* riiiight.]
Dib, who was now finally coming from under the power of Daz's mind drugs (how
else would she have gotten him into the car that easily??), lifted his arms in the air and
wiggled them around and began to scream "It's the aliens!!!!! AAAAAAAAAAHHH!!!!!!
I knew they would come! They're coming for me! Letmeoutletmeoutletmeou-...!!!!!!!!
ahhhhhhhh......" Daz, having seen that Dib had became his psychopathic self, injected Dib
with some more kooky crazy mind drugs to let him calm down for a while. Dib's limp
head fell over and landed on Daz's shoulder.
"Awww! How sweet of you Dib! I never knew you thought that way about me..."
Dib began to drool, figuring that his mouth was hanging wide open, letting the flies in.
Daz felt something wet on her shoulder and looked down at Dib. "Yeek! Dib, that's gross!
Ew!" She took an piece of very very very absorbent paper towel and shoved into his
mouth so that is could soak up the saliva. "That's much better!" she said with a smile.
"The quilted, quicker picker-upper! Bounty!" screamed the not-too-bright Gachee
head.
[CLI picks back up the binoculars to see the two weenies approaching once again.
CLI: Uh-oh! I must venture off now back into my green, leafy domain! But I shall return
again! *leaps into the bushes*]
[{Ed and Gip step back into the story telling circle seat thing}
Gip: What the...?
ED: Look at their faces!!! * looks out into the crowd of listeners/readers. Someone has
two big ear plugs in, another is lying twitching on the ground. Most of them are just
slipping out from a trance of drooling, dazed looks* I know who did this! My sister!
Chibi Lina Inverse!!! *clenches fist*...Well...it's not that bad. I think that guy *points
over to a dude with headphones on* was like that the whole time...
Gip: Probably]
So, anyway, let's ignore what my sister just said and get on with the story! So, after
Gachee's arms were fixed, Zim was still busy trying to get Gir to calm down, when just
then...a distant scream was heard. "aaaaaaaaaaahhh....!" but it wasn't just one little
scream...now that he thought of it, it was more like a: "Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee...!"
and it was just one big Whee that wasn't stopping, but getting closer! They didn't know
where it was coming from, either. The WHEE got closer and closer...suddenly, Dib
looked up, pointed and said, "hey! look! What is that!?" there was a figure coming
closer and...it was in the sky!!! It was falling right for Zim! Zim was just really confused,
so he just looked up and didn't go anywhere.
"wwwhhhhhHHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE-BOOM!!!!"
something like a human fell into Zim, aaaaaaaaaaand caused him to fall over!!! Zim
looked at the figure, and noticed that it was a girl, wearing a purple shirt and baggy pants
with a trench coat, blue eyes, and reddish-brown hair pulled back like Legolas!!! The girl looked at Zim.
"Cha?" said the girl. "Who are you?" asked Zim. "I is Irken Insane! You call me II,
nod?" asked the girl. "Uh, okay. Nod. But why are you on me and not the Dib?"
"Welllllllll, I dunnoooooo." The girl got up and dusted herself off. "Can I come with
you?"
"Why would I want some human wormbaby to come with me?"
"Me love you!!!" screamed II as she grabbed onto Zim's head.
"You want to let go?"
"Nooooooooo *giggle*" II gave Zim's head one last squeeze before she let go.
"Well, it looks like she won't be leaving, so I guess we can open the back part because
Tak is gone, so we can fit II in." said Daz. II whooped with joy and jumped into the back
with Zim.
After a short time driving, they came to a big black forest. In the distance, an
"enchanting" melody was heard, that seemed to be coming from the forest. Everyone got
out, and Daz made her car poof into a little poke ball thing(From like, pokemon or
something) and Gaz looked up from her gameslave for a moment. "What is that sound?"
"That is the sound of the forest of the singing and dancing mushrooms." said Daz with
disgust. "There is one troop of fangirls in here called InVADE. I was informed of
another harmful troop around here. They are supposedly a group of Zim fans, so you
should stay away from them, Zim...not that I care about you, but..." Daz looked at Dib
and moved closer in a protective way. II hugged Zim and whimpered. A large sweatdrop
appeared on his forehead.
The singing grew louder, and there was a distant warm glow where you could see
a tribe of mushrooms singing and dancing around a camp fire. Gir screamed and began to
boogie like mad! "Doom doo dooma doom! Doom doomy doom DOOMY DOOMY
DOOOOOM!!!" and with that, the mushrooms screamed and ran away into their tents, yet
still sang and danced. All of a sudden a girl with long brown hair in pigtails and black eyes
ran by. She was wearing an oversized sweatshirt that said Freak on it in purple letters,
and a blue plaid mini skirt. Bunches of bracelets jingled around her wrists. "Nooooo!! I
will not be with you aaaaaaaaaaanyyyyyyyyymore!! Ya poops!!!"screamed the girl. 10
girls ran up to her. They all had on black T shirts that said InVADE on the front in red
letters.
[CLI jumps on ED and GGP and takes control of the story for five seconds.]
And then Keef ran naked in front of the Zim groupies screaming, "I love you, Zim!
Marry meeeeeeeeee!" Sadly, for poor little Keef, but happily for us, Keef fell off a cliff
that randomly appeared at that moment. And everyone cheered, especially Zimmy Zim.
[ED and GGP finally get up as CLI frolics back into her bushy lair.
Ed: Next time she does that, I swear I'm going to sick my chickens on her.
Gip: Good. We tell more story now!!]
"You must come back to us! We need you, Shiori!!!" said one of the girls.
"No!!! I don't love you anymore!!! Infact, I never did!! WHA HA HA HA!!!" Then
Shiori began to jump around, tripped over a log and fell down. Then she jumped up and
stared at Zim. "You Zim? I love you Zim!!" II clamped onto Zim and screamed, "No!!"
Shiori glared at II. "Zim is not yours! Zim is mine!" Daz glared at Shiori and took out
her scythe. Shiori whipped her head to look at Daz and pointed at her. "No! I am not a
fangirl anymore! I just like Zim! Don't you think SHE is a fangirl?" she pointed to II.
"Or them?" then she pointed to the InVADE girls who just stared at Zim. "uhhhh..." Daz
looked at the group of girls' T shirts. Her eyes clamped onto the InVADE letters and she
charged at them. The girls screamed and ran away. Daz couldn't keep track of them, so
she grunted and walked back to Dib while putting her scythe away. Shiori and II were
busy fighting. But all it contained was one word.
"Me!"(Shiori)
"ME!"(II)
"MEE!"(Shiori)
"MEEEEE!"(II)
"ME ME ME ME!"(Shiori)
"MEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!"(II)
"BUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
UUUUUUUUUUUUUU was stopped short as all the attention was brought to Gir. Gir
began to laugh histerically, and he stopped to blush and say "Escooz me!" and start
laughing again. II was clamped onto Zim, and Shiori had abruptly stopped trying to pull II
off. Zim was just standing there, stupified. II slipped off and fell in the dirt. Then, as if all
were going to be quiet for a while, a short girl popped up from behind a tree. She had
short brown hair and was wearing a dog collar, a Kurt Cobain shirt, cut off shorts and
glasses. "Heddo! Me Sarah! I wanna have fun!!!"she ran over to II who was sitting on
the ground. She plopped herself on the ground in front of her and began to blab to II.
"Cha?" Questioned II. "Don't interrupt me!" said Sarah and she whacked II with a stick.
"Cha!" said II angrily. "WHA HA HA!! You want more!! Mweeee!!" and Sarah began
to chase II with a stick, laughing. When she ran past Dib, she noticed Pipi in his hand.
Sarah dropped the stick and said, "Awwww! Hamster!" she snatched Pipi from Dib.
"Hey! Give that back!" said Dib reaching out to Pipi. "No! I love Hamster!" replied
Sarah, as she bit Dib's hand. "Ow! Hey! She bit me!" said Dib as he held his hand. II
hid behind a tree because she had the chance to hide while Sarah was distracted. Then a
mushroom man scooted by, and Sarah stared at the mushroom man. She thrusted Pipi
into Dib and ran after the mushroom. "Mushroom man! You look tasty! Let me eat
you!" the mushroom man scooted away as fast as he could. Sarah ran off into the woods
after the mushroom man, and disappeared. II peeked behind the tree and ran over to Zim
and hugged him. Shiori hugged Zim too. Daz and everyone never found the InVADE
troop again that day, but they knew they would find them again, since they heard they had
fled from the forest a few days after. So when they came out the other side of the forest,
Daz made her car pop out again and they all got in. Shiori was dragged along because she
wouldn't let go of Zim. So then...then...they just...went. Somewhere. Uh, yeah.
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Heddo! Disha be Ed! I have no idea where to make them go next!!! I neeeeed help! I
still can take in more characters. You might not joint the group, but I think maybe the
next three or four people may be able to join the group if they want to. I hope Shiori,
Sarah, and II were happy what I did with them. and Sarah, you will come back, dun
worry! WHEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!! ... Please don't hurt me if you didn't like it...Mwakka.
It wasn't that funny, nyo...