Disclaimer: I own myself, and Gip owns herself. We both own each of these characters in
this little...thing.
A/N: This is a little adventure we had IMing each other. It was wierd at first,but then it
got just plain stupid. Chibi Lina Inverse had some influence on this too. (It was the
poisonus swiss cheese rain...stuff and the hut. (Not the tube thingy)) I'm putting this on
cuz we have no place to bring the peoples. We're just starting the 7th chapter.
Thankyou, Invader Ally and Emu!! YOU GAVE US IDEAS WHEN WE HAD NONE!
WHOO!
The Adventures of Ed and Gip( a short interlude!!!)
In a lovely house on Alexander Ennsbrook Rd., there lived two maniacal psychotic
girls named Ed and Gip. They weren't sisters, or cousins. Just friends. Anyway, they
were always getting into some freak-accident situation-type...thing. And so, starts the first
story in a series of adventures, The Path to Psychotic Goodness.
Ed stared dreamily into space, while fixing her bangs in an irritated manner. "Aw,
it's so boring here. Nothing ever happens!" Ed crossed her arms and pouted, while swing
her thin legs up onto the green couch. Ed was a nickname for her actual name. Evil
Ducky. Now, I bet you're thinking, who gives their child the name Evil Ducky and gets
away with it? Dun ask me. I dunno. Ed was a sturdy girl, the age of 13. She had pitch
black hair to her waist, and a white baseball cap turned backwards with the letters E.D.
stitched on. Some wisps of her bangs poked out of the hole in the back. She had deep red
eyes and peach colored skin. She always wore a long white T-shirt with a duck with fangs
laughing evilly with fire in the background and the word DOOM stood out in large black
letters. She wore black jean shorts with fray, and black bike-glovish things. Her feet were
graced with droopy white socks and black and white canvas sneakers. She was a bubbly
girl, but sometimes her sarcasm took over. This is where her other personality takes over.
She turns into a Goth vampire named Saoko who can whip out a scythe when she gets
pissed, but that isn't important. Any hoodle, Ed was someone who craved adventure.
Same as her friend, Gip. Gip was also age 13, but still younger than Ed, even though she
was much taller. Gip had below-the-shoulder length blonde hair with intense blue eyes
and pale skin. She too, wore a backwards baseball cap with the letters GGP stitched in.
GGP stands for GooGooPachoo. Don't ask me WHY she has this name. Must've had
retarded parents or something. Ahdunno. She wore a long purple T-shirt with the word
MADNESS!!! at the top in large red letters and a Chihuahua with bug-eyes sitting down
was placed below the word. She wore regular khaki shorts with cargo pockets and red
and white canvas sneakers. Gip had this thing against socks. Dun ask me about that,
either. "Oh, suck it up." replied Gip, even though she agreed with Ed on that last remark.
Ed gave Gip the evil eye. "I know you want to do something."
"Maybe I do, maybe I don't."
"I know you want it."
"Maybe."
"You do."
"Mayyyybe."
"You DOOO."
" MAYYYYBE!!!"
" YOU DOOOOOOOOO!!!!!"
"ALL RIGHT!!! YES!! I DO!!!"
"MUAH-HA-HA-HA-HAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!! I knew I could get you to say it if I
poked you enough!"
"You were poking me?"
"No. I was not. It is a figure of speech, you spoot."
"Right, right. Anyway, so if we're gonna do something, what're we gonna do?"
Ed pondered while Gip tapped her fingers on the desk in the living room where the
Internet computer was kept. "Hey!! I's got me an idea!!!" perked Ed. Gip eyed Ed
suspiciously. "Uh, I have an idea?" meeped Ed. "That's better." said Gip in return. "So,
what's your buena idea? asked Gip, sitting down beside Ed and putting her head in her
hands. "Well, let's go on an adventure!!!" said Ed, sticking up her pointer finger. Gip
groaned. "Uh, the last time we went on an adventure, we had to have five people donate
blood to us."
"Well, that won't happen again. I know we shouldn't have gone into that cave, but I had
to. YOU wanted to go TOO, ya know." said Ed, re-directing her finger from up to
towards Gip.
"Well, I suppose, but what are we supposed to do?"
"I really DO NOT know."
"Hey, why don't we start by following the yellow brick road!?"
"Okay!!!!" Ed jumped up in excitement and linked arms with Gip, and skipped off down
the yellow brick road.
"Lions and tigers and bears, oh my! Lions and tigers and bears, oh-OUCH!!!!"
"Shut up, you dimwit!!! said Ed as she plonked down on Gip's head with her fist.
"Sorry..." meeped Gip. "hey, doesn't this remind you of a puter game we have?" asked
Ed. "Yeah, sorta." said Gip, rubbing her head. All of a sudden, a loud beep was heard,
and a window popped up out of nowhere with a globe that had a red exclamation point
flashing on it. "Hey, isn't that Norton Anti-virus?" asked Gip. "Yeah, I think so." Ed
touched the exclamation globe with her finger, and another window popped up. It said,
An attempted attack was just blocked. Would you like to read the details?
Ed touched the OKAY button. Another window popped up. It said that an isolated
usage Trojan Horse was used, and the attempt risk was High. Ed screamed. "OH MY
GAWD!!! WE'VE BEEN ATTACKED BY HACKERS!!!!"
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!" screamed Gip.
"We've got to get outta here!!" said Ed as she grasped Gip's hands.
"Sounds good!!" Gip dashed off with Ed dashing behind her. When they had finally
gotten far enough from the hackers, they stopped to catch their breath.
Ed pointed into the distance. "Look. There's...um...uh...I need a name..." Ed scratched
her head. "Uggensholf!!" perked Gip. "Uggensholf? Where do ya get THAT!?" asked
Ed. "Hey, it's a name." said Gip, pouting. "WHAT-ever. There's Uggensholf's castle!
There are weapons there that we can use to defeat the evil hacker dudes!!" said Ed,
pointing into the distance. "Yeah!!! Giddyap!!" magically, a horse appeared. "This is my
magical whore named Jo."
"You ride whores?"
"Uh-huh."
"Why?"
"Because I can."
"WHAT-ever."
"Giddyap, Jo!!"
"Hey, Gip. Guess what?"
"What now? Can't you see I'm riding Jo?"
"Jo is gone. It fell into he river of death."
"Really now?"
"Uh-huh. And we're about to. Because we are hanging over the river of death by a thin
twine rope."
"Really?"
"Uh-huh. And our rope is burning because the river of death is actually a river of molten
lava."
"Wow."
"What a predicament. Pray, tell me, how do we get ourselves out of this one?"
"With this!!"
"What is this?"
"A whistle! *wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeet*"
"Gip, what HAVE you been smoking ?" Gip shot Ed an evil glance.
"Leave me alone. *wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeet*"
"Um, what is the whistle supposed to do?" asked Ed.
"Well, when you blow on it, Uggensholf is supposed to hear it and he will come and save
us!!" said Gip triumphantly. "And what makes you think Ugga-bugga or whatever his
name is, is gonna hear the whistle? "Here! You try!" Gip thrust the whistle into Ed's
free hand with her own free hand. Ed blew on the whistle. Ed looked at the whistle,
holding it out. "It may not call Ugga-whatsis, but it sure is fun to blow on."
"See? I told you! Can't you hear the hoof-thingies?
"Hoof-thingies?"
"Yeah!!"
"You mean the hoofbeats?"
"Whatever!!!" Uggensholf's head appeared over the edge of the ravine. "Are you girls
okay?" "Well, we're hanging over the edge of the ravine that drops 450 feet below to a
river of molten lava by a thin twine rope, but other than that, I'd say we're okay." said Ed
sarcastically. "Well, I'll get you both up." said Uggensholf. Uggensholf pulled up the
twine rope with both hands and pulled Gip and Ed onto the ground. "Ohhh!! Land!!!"
cried Gip happily, kissing the ground. "Please, Gip. You're embarrassing me." Ed turned
to Uggensholf. "So, you're the Uggensholf guy."
"Well, my name isn't Uggensholf, but call me whatever you want. That's what everybody
else does."
"What does everybody else call you?"
"You don't wanna know." Ed turned away. "Welp, we were sorta going your way
anyhow. We need weapons to fight off the evil hacker dudes." Uggensholf perked up a
bit. "Ah, the evil hacker dudes? Yes, they've been a problem lately. It'd be good of you
to get rid of them as soon as possible." Ed rolled her eyes. "How come you couldn't
have gotten rid of them yourselves? You and the people who live here, I mean."
"Let's not worry about that." said Uggensholf in a rush. "Well, my castle is a bit far from
here, so it'd be a relief to you if you got to ride something back. So I have these!"
"You have what?"
"These!!!" Uggensholf snapped his fingers and then appeared two raptor-like creatures.
"Dude!!!" cried Ed. Ed then mounted a shiny blue raptor with red streaks. Gip looked up
and then mounted a deep shiny purple raptor with neon orange streaks. "Giddyap!!"
yelled the threesome, as they squeezed the flanks of the raptors with their legs and sped
off.
As the raptors slowed to a trot, the castle came into better view. A small hut
stood alone about a mile from the castle. Other huts were posted around the small
country side where there were no visible buildings to take shelter, which they had passed
earler. Ed looked up at the sky. "Uh, Uggensholf, what kind of rain do you get?" asked
Ed. "We usually get regular rain, freshwater. Sometimes we get acid rain, and then...oh
then we have the worst...poisonus acid swiss cheese rain. But that is very rare. The sky
looks different with each type of rain." answered Uggensholf. "Uh, what does the sky
look like it's gonna do now?" said Gip, looking up also. Uggensholf suddenly looked up.
"Hmmmm...well, scince the clouds are turning red, that would mean poisonus acid swiss."
Ed jumped with suprise. "Didn't you say it was rare?"
"That didn't mean it wouldn't do that today."
"Didn't you say it was the worst!?" exclaimed Gip
"Yes, I did."
"You're being awfully calm for someone who's about to be rained on by poisonus acid
swiss cheese!!!"shot back Ed.
"Well there is a hut right there."
"AND WE'RE ABOUT A HALF A MILE FROM IT!!!!" Ed's loud voice scared the
raptor and made it jump, which made Ed clamp onto the raptor in fright of being thrown
off. "Can we please just hurry up and get to the castle or the hut or whatever comes first
before the swiss comes!?"
"Yeah, can we please? I'm not too thrilled of being caught in poisonus acid swiss cheese
rain." said Gip. "Right, right! Hyah!" said Uggensholf as he sqeezed that flanks of his
raptor thingy. Ed and Gip did the same, and in a matter of minutes, they rushed into the
closest hut with their raptors, just as the first swiss cheese raindrop fell.
"oh yes, one thing you don't know." said Uggensholf. "Every hut has a passage to the
castle...or wherever you wish to go."
"Huh? Wha? How? I don't see any passages..." said Gip and Ed in usion.
"If you press this button here," Uggensholf pointed to a shiny red button, and Gip stared
at it and said oooooh, shiny... "and then say wherever you wish to go, it sends out a
looong and very wide plastic swiss-cheese proof tube so that you can travel to
wherever!!!" "Well, can we get out of the hut and just go to the castle now? I gotsta use
the bathroo-hoo-hoooooom!!!" said Gip, jumping around. "Me too." said Ed..."I have
the potty first!" yelled Gip. "Okay, but hurry up!" replied Ed.
And so, they did the tubey-thing and went to the castle. Yay.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Yay! Now reveiw and be happy little cheeses!!! Mwakka!!
this little...thing.
A/N: This is a little adventure we had IMing each other. It was wierd at first,but then it
got just plain stupid. Chibi Lina Inverse had some influence on this too. (It was the
poisonus swiss cheese rain...stuff and the hut. (Not the tube thingy)) I'm putting this on
cuz we have no place to bring the peoples. We're just starting the 7th chapter.
Thankyou, Invader Ally and Emu!! YOU GAVE US IDEAS WHEN WE HAD NONE!
WHOO!
The Adventures of Ed and Gip( a short interlude!!!)
In a lovely house on Alexander Ennsbrook Rd., there lived two maniacal psychotic
girls named Ed and Gip. They weren't sisters, or cousins. Just friends. Anyway, they
were always getting into some freak-accident situation-type...thing. And so, starts the first
story in a series of adventures, The Path to Psychotic Goodness.
Ed stared dreamily into space, while fixing her bangs in an irritated manner. "Aw,
it's so boring here. Nothing ever happens!" Ed crossed her arms and pouted, while swing
her thin legs up onto the green couch. Ed was a nickname for her actual name. Evil
Ducky. Now, I bet you're thinking, who gives their child the name Evil Ducky and gets
away with it? Dun ask me. I dunno. Ed was a sturdy girl, the age of 13. She had pitch
black hair to her waist, and a white baseball cap turned backwards with the letters E.D.
stitched on. Some wisps of her bangs poked out of the hole in the back. She had deep red
eyes and peach colored skin. She always wore a long white T-shirt with a duck with fangs
laughing evilly with fire in the background and the word DOOM stood out in large black
letters. She wore black jean shorts with fray, and black bike-glovish things. Her feet were
graced with droopy white socks and black and white canvas sneakers. She was a bubbly
girl, but sometimes her sarcasm took over. This is where her other personality takes over.
She turns into a Goth vampire named Saoko who can whip out a scythe when she gets
pissed, but that isn't important. Any hoodle, Ed was someone who craved adventure.
Same as her friend, Gip. Gip was also age 13, but still younger than Ed, even though she
was much taller. Gip had below-the-shoulder length blonde hair with intense blue eyes
and pale skin. She too, wore a backwards baseball cap with the letters GGP stitched in.
GGP stands for GooGooPachoo. Don't ask me WHY she has this name. Must've had
retarded parents or something. Ahdunno. She wore a long purple T-shirt with the word
MADNESS!!! at the top in large red letters and a Chihuahua with bug-eyes sitting down
was placed below the word. She wore regular khaki shorts with cargo pockets and red
and white canvas sneakers. Gip had this thing against socks. Dun ask me about that,
either. "Oh, suck it up." replied Gip, even though she agreed with Ed on that last remark.
Ed gave Gip the evil eye. "I know you want to do something."
"Maybe I do, maybe I don't."
"I know you want it."
"Maybe."
"You do."
"Mayyyybe."
"You DOOO."
" MAYYYYBE!!!"
" YOU DOOOOOOOOO!!!!!"
"ALL RIGHT!!! YES!! I DO!!!"
"MUAH-HA-HA-HA-HAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!! I knew I could get you to say it if I
poked you enough!"
"You were poking me?"
"No. I was not. It is a figure of speech, you spoot."
"Right, right. Anyway, so if we're gonna do something, what're we gonna do?"
Ed pondered while Gip tapped her fingers on the desk in the living room where the
Internet computer was kept. "Hey!! I's got me an idea!!!" perked Ed. Gip eyed Ed
suspiciously. "Uh, I have an idea?" meeped Ed. "That's better." said Gip in return. "So,
what's your buena idea? asked Gip, sitting down beside Ed and putting her head in her
hands. "Well, let's go on an adventure!!!" said Ed, sticking up her pointer finger. Gip
groaned. "Uh, the last time we went on an adventure, we had to have five people donate
blood to us."
"Well, that won't happen again. I know we shouldn't have gone into that cave, but I had
to. YOU wanted to go TOO, ya know." said Ed, re-directing her finger from up to
towards Gip.
"Well, I suppose, but what are we supposed to do?"
"I really DO NOT know."
"Hey, why don't we start by following the yellow brick road!?"
"Okay!!!!" Ed jumped up in excitement and linked arms with Gip, and skipped off down
the yellow brick road.
"Lions and tigers and bears, oh my! Lions and tigers and bears, oh-OUCH!!!!"
"Shut up, you dimwit!!! said Ed as she plonked down on Gip's head with her fist.
"Sorry..." meeped Gip. "hey, doesn't this remind you of a puter game we have?" asked
Ed. "Yeah, sorta." said Gip, rubbing her head. All of a sudden, a loud beep was heard,
and a window popped up out of nowhere with a globe that had a red exclamation point
flashing on it. "Hey, isn't that Norton Anti-virus?" asked Gip. "Yeah, I think so." Ed
touched the exclamation globe with her finger, and another window popped up. It said,
An attempted attack was just blocked. Would you like to read the details?
Ed touched the OKAY button. Another window popped up. It said that an isolated
usage Trojan Horse was used, and the attempt risk was High. Ed screamed. "OH MY
GAWD!!! WE'VE BEEN ATTACKED BY HACKERS!!!!"
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!" screamed Gip.
"We've got to get outta here!!" said Ed as she grasped Gip's hands.
"Sounds good!!" Gip dashed off with Ed dashing behind her. When they had finally
gotten far enough from the hackers, they stopped to catch their breath.
Ed pointed into the distance. "Look. There's...um...uh...I need a name..." Ed scratched
her head. "Uggensholf!!" perked Gip. "Uggensholf? Where do ya get THAT!?" asked
Ed. "Hey, it's a name." said Gip, pouting. "WHAT-ever. There's Uggensholf's castle!
There are weapons there that we can use to defeat the evil hacker dudes!!" said Ed,
pointing into the distance. "Yeah!!! Giddyap!!" magically, a horse appeared. "This is my
magical whore named Jo."
"You ride whores?"
"Uh-huh."
"Why?"
"Because I can."
"WHAT-ever."
"Giddyap, Jo!!"
"Hey, Gip. Guess what?"
"What now? Can't you see I'm riding Jo?"
"Jo is gone. It fell into he river of death."
"Really now?"
"Uh-huh. And we're about to. Because we are hanging over the river of death by a thin
twine rope."
"Really?"
"Uh-huh. And our rope is burning because the river of death is actually a river of molten
lava."
"Wow."
"What a predicament. Pray, tell me, how do we get ourselves out of this one?"
"With this!!"
"What is this?"
"A whistle! *wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeet*"
"Gip, what HAVE you been smoking ?" Gip shot Ed an evil glance.
"Leave me alone. *wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeet*"
"Um, what is the whistle supposed to do?" asked Ed.
"Well, when you blow on it, Uggensholf is supposed to hear it and he will come and save
us!!" said Gip triumphantly. "And what makes you think Ugga-bugga or whatever his
name is, is gonna hear the whistle? "Here! You try!" Gip thrust the whistle into Ed's
free hand with her own free hand. Ed blew on the whistle. Ed looked at the whistle,
holding it out. "It may not call Ugga-whatsis, but it sure is fun to blow on."
"See? I told you! Can't you hear the hoof-thingies?
"Hoof-thingies?"
"Yeah!!"
"You mean the hoofbeats?"
"Whatever!!!" Uggensholf's head appeared over the edge of the ravine. "Are you girls
okay?" "Well, we're hanging over the edge of the ravine that drops 450 feet below to a
river of molten lava by a thin twine rope, but other than that, I'd say we're okay." said Ed
sarcastically. "Well, I'll get you both up." said Uggensholf. Uggensholf pulled up the
twine rope with both hands and pulled Gip and Ed onto the ground. "Ohhh!! Land!!!"
cried Gip happily, kissing the ground. "Please, Gip. You're embarrassing me." Ed turned
to Uggensholf. "So, you're the Uggensholf guy."
"Well, my name isn't Uggensholf, but call me whatever you want. That's what everybody
else does."
"What does everybody else call you?"
"You don't wanna know." Ed turned away. "Welp, we were sorta going your way
anyhow. We need weapons to fight off the evil hacker dudes." Uggensholf perked up a
bit. "Ah, the evil hacker dudes? Yes, they've been a problem lately. It'd be good of you
to get rid of them as soon as possible." Ed rolled her eyes. "How come you couldn't
have gotten rid of them yourselves? You and the people who live here, I mean."
"Let's not worry about that." said Uggensholf in a rush. "Well, my castle is a bit far from
here, so it'd be a relief to you if you got to ride something back. So I have these!"
"You have what?"
"These!!!" Uggensholf snapped his fingers and then appeared two raptor-like creatures.
"Dude!!!" cried Ed. Ed then mounted a shiny blue raptor with red streaks. Gip looked up
and then mounted a deep shiny purple raptor with neon orange streaks. "Giddyap!!"
yelled the threesome, as they squeezed the flanks of the raptors with their legs and sped
off.
As the raptors slowed to a trot, the castle came into better view. A small hut
stood alone about a mile from the castle. Other huts were posted around the small
country side where there were no visible buildings to take shelter, which they had passed
earler. Ed looked up at the sky. "Uh, Uggensholf, what kind of rain do you get?" asked
Ed. "We usually get regular rain, freshwater. Sometimes we get acid rain, and then...oh
then we have the worst...poisonus acid swiss cheese rain. But that is very rare. The sky
looks different with each type of rain." answered Uggensholf. "Uh, what does the sky
look like it's gonna do now?" said Gip, looking up also. Uggensholf suddenly looked up.
"Hmmmm...well, scince the clouds are turning red, that would mean poisonus acid swiss."
Ed jumped with suprise. "Didn't you say it was rare?"
"That didn't mean it wouldn't do that today."
"Didn't you say it was the worst!?" exclaimed Gip
"Yes, I did."
"You're being awfully calm for someone who's about to be rained on by poisonus acid
swiss cheese!!!"shot back Ed.
"Well there is a hut right there."
"AND WE'RE ABOUT A HALF A MILE FROM IT!!!!" Ed's loud voice scared the
raptor and made it jump, which made Ed clamp onto the raptor in fright of being thrown
off. "Can we please just hurry up and get to the castle or the hut or whatever comes first
before the swiss comes!?"
"Yeah, can we please? I'm not too thrilled of being caught in poisonus acid swiss cheese
rain." said Gip. "Right, right! Hyah!" said Uggensholf as he sqeezed that flanks of his
raptor thingy. Ed and Gip did the same, and in a matter of minutes, they rushed into the
closest hut with their raptors, just as the first swiss cheese raindrop fell.
"oh yes, one thing you don't know." said Uggensholf. "Every hut has a passage to the
castle...or wherever you wish to go."
"Huh? Wha? How? I don't see any passages..." said Gip and Ed in usion.
"If you press this button here," Uggensholf pointed to a shiny red button, and Gip stared
at it and said oooooh, shiny... "and then say wherever you wish to go, it sends out a
looong and very wide plastic swiss-cheese proof tube so that you can travel to
wherever!!!" "Well, can we get out of the hut and just go to the castle now? I gotsta use
the bathroo-hoo-hoooooom!!!" said Gip, jumping around. "Me too." said Ed..."I have
the potty first!" yelled Gip. "Okay, but hurry up!" replied Ed.
And so, they did the tubey-thing and went to the castle. Yay.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Yay! Now reveiw and be happy little cheeses!!! Mwakka!!