Disclaimer: Do I have to do these again? Bwarg. Well, thanks to Invader Ally, I have a
place to go! (that'll be in the next chapter!) Actually, I have two places to go! Thanks to
Emu! Emu owns herself and the emus own themselves. So does Sarah and Shiori does
too! and II!!! And I own myself and Gip owns herself. Aren't we just a great bunch of
self-owning people? Mwakka! And Jhonen owns all the dudes from IZ and Johnny and
Squee.
A/N: Sorry about the delay. It takes a lot of time for these things, and since skool
*screams are heard in the backround* takes up so much time, and you know how lazy you
feel after skool *more screams* ? I know you all do. So pwah! ...skool* more
screams*...I think every time I say skool *screams* people scream in the
backround...skool! *screams* SKOOL! *louder screams*
SKOOLSKOOLSKOOLSKOOL!!!!! *VERY VERY VERY LOUD SCREAMS and
some people die from the sheer terror of the very thought of going* maybe I should
stop...my ear...
Dib's Illustrious Journey Through GooGooPachooia
chapter 7
By Evil Ducky and GooGooPachoo
(now known as Gip)
Well, since nobody knew where to go, Daz was just CROOZIN'! Nearly everyone
was headbanging, because she was playing Drowning Pool!! YEAH!!! and Dave sang:
"Let the bodies hit the FLO'!! Let the bodies hit the FLO'!!!" (poor Dave...I MISS
YOU!!! *sniff*) and then, after Tearing Away was finished playing, Daz popped in
Godsmack in and sang along with Godsmack! and Sully screamed: "I'm aliiiiiiiiiiiiiiiive, for
yoooooou I'm awaaaaaaaaaaake, because of you I'm aliiiiiiiiive, told you I'm awaaaaaake,
swaaaaaalowiiiing yyyou-ah!!!"
[Ed: I don't know if you like Godsmack or not, so just bear with me if you don't okay?
Gip: Gettin' back, back on track get off my back...Jack...]
After a while, they realized they all were hungry! So Daz drove around trying to
find a convenient store or a supermarket. Soon enough, they came up to a large white
building that apparently used to be a Stop & Shop, because it had the lighter color where
the old letters used to be. In it's place, in neon red letters, were the initials S.O.S.E.
"Sose? What the heck does that mean? Maybe it's some type of alien code, or a place
where giant amoebas come to have conferences about taking over the universe...?"
questioned Dib, scratching his head. "No, Dib. If it was, I'd know about it." said Zim, still
in misery because II and Shiori still clung to his head. "Well, whatever it is, I'm going in
because I need new batteries, a pizza and some soda." said Gaz, as she nursed low
batteries on her Gameslave 2 and stared up at the initials on the building, which seemed to
have a screeching noise coming from it. "Right now, a pizza and a soda sounds good."
said Daz, minimizing her car into the um...careball? no...the pokeball kinda thing.
[Ed: Damn, I'm makin' myself hungry...oh well. I get tacos tonight! *munches on
Halloween candy* I was an angel of death for Halloween.
Gip: I was a prep trying to be a homie G...or was I a homie G trying to be a prep? I
dunno, but I had an Independent truck copmpany shirt, black waterproof capris jeans and
these freaky red and white horizontal striped tights...and I wore balls too!
Ed: O.o...I was an angel of death for Halloween...]
Well, as they pushed open the heavy white doors, the screeching got much louder,
and where it was coming from, you'd never believe! Eels in white aprons! Alla sudden, a
plastic horn sounded (you know, those horns that you get from the mascots at the
Christmas Parade) and confetti flew from the ceiling, and a banner fell from the ceiling that
said "CONGRATULATIONS!! (sweeeee)" then a bright green eel slithered up and said,
"Sweeee, welcome to the Supermarket Of Squealing Eels..sweeeeee...you are the
thousandth customer...sweeee". They all stood there and blinked. "You get anything you
want for free...sweeeeeeeee, as much as you want, too...sweee."
Blink.
"Even the S.O.S.E. merchandise."
Blink.
"You could even...sweeeeee...get the whole store for free."
...blink.
MEANWHILE, IN ANTARCTICA...
Penguin 1: Hey guys, let's do the hustle!
Penguin 2, 3 and 4: YEAH!!!!
Polar Bear DJ: Do the hus-tle!!!
Music: Doo doo doo doodoo doodoo doo doo, doo doo doo doodoo doodoo doo doo...
Penguins 1,2,3 and 4: *doing the hustle*
BACK TO THE SUPERMARKET OF SQUEALING EELS...
Blink.
"And you can use the...swee...employee's bathroom."
Blink, blink.
"What if I told you we're competing for number one on the charts with Wal*Mart?"
...blink...
Then, all of a sudden, that maniacle Nirvana-loving Sarah ran by with a shopping cart full
of food! "Stop...sweeeeee!!!" screamed an eel. She had duct-taped a long knife to the
shopping cart and was chasing Nny around the store with it, screaming, "JESUS WAS
CRUCIFIED BY BEING EATEN BY RABID BUNNIES!!!"
"You can't take that stuff...sweeeeee...you're not the thousandth customer...sweeeee..!"
"AH HA HA HA HA!!!" Sarah ran around Dib, smacked him upside the head, and
grabbed Dib's hand, while dragging him out the store. Daz grabbed Dib's hand, II
grabbed Daz's hand and had Zim's hand, and Shiori had Zim's hand, and she had Gaz's
hand, who had a basket full of frozen pizzas, sodas, and batteries. Sarah ran around the
world of GooGooPachooia twice, robbed 5 banks, stole from 15 stores, and learned 3 new
languages. Then they slowed down at a field that seemed to be filled with a large bird of
some sort. "How did you get this much energy!?" asked Daz, who was extremely tired
and annoyed. "Iate 128749285676491826459816401286586 Hersheybars!!!
IfiguredI'dgetreallyfatsoIranaroundtheworldtwice!!!!
HeydoyoududesthinkIshouldstartcross-countryrunning!!???" Sarah was still jogging in
place. "Uh, sure. Go ahead. It'd be of use to people with sanity..." said Shiori. II nodded
in agreement. "Nod!". Sarah stood there and blinked a little. And then...
"HUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUG!!!!!!!!" she screamed. She ran up to the dudes
and hugged 'em all! Daz got all SQUISHED up next to Dib and her eyes got all buggy
and felt like smacking him and hugging him all at the same time!
[Ed: Like the time a kid pushed the kid I like into me making him pin me against the
wall...I felt all floaty( I was HAPPY...*wipes a bit of drool away*) and explody(that
means I felt angry) at the same time.
Gip: Oooooooooooooooh...O.O *is very interested and wants to hear more*]
And Shiori and II got all SQUISHED up next to Zim...who was all SQUISHED
up next to Gachee, who was all SQUISHED up next to Gaz. And Sarah was
just...there...HUGGING them. "I is finished!!!" screamed Sarah after she let them all go.
"Now you come with me!" She screamed again, while the chain of people once again ran
around, but this time she didn't run around the planet twice. She ran into the field and in
sight, was a ring of the birds. Come to find out, the birds were Emus. Well, Sarah pushed
aside an Emu, and inside the ring was a girl of a stately mien, (ooh, advanced words! (I
looked in the thesaurus)) with very light brown hair with blonde highlights pulled into a
ponytail. She was wearing baggy black windpants, Nike sneakers, a black silk shirt, and a
dragon necklace with a black trench coat and black gloves. She was sitting on a tie-die
chenille cushion and was sitting cross-legged with her pointer finger and her thumb
pressed together on both hands...SHE WAS MEDITATING!!! Goin'
"Ohhhmmmm...oohhmmmm..." and Sarah just stood there...alla sudden,"HEY, MAN!!
WAKE UP!!" she screamed. The girl on the cushion snorted awake and fell to her side.
Sarah pulled up the shopping cart full of food and gave it to the girl. "Well done, Sarah!"
said the girl. She produced a box and gave it to Sarah. "One Squee, just as I promised."
said the girl. Sarah squealed with delight and opened the box. Squee jumped out and
screamed loudly, because Sarah pulled the knife off of the cart and yelled, "Yield, puny
boy of freakishness! Behold the power of CURT!! MY KNIFE!! AH HA HA!!!" she ran
after Squee singing "Smells Like Teen Spirit" at the top of her lungs. The girl on the
cushion beckoned to the dudes and said, "Oy!!! My name is Emu! You can find cushions
in my Jhonen shrine over there." She said, pointing to a funny lop-sided building that had
humming and apparently had candles flickering inside. After the dudes got cushions, and
were a bit disturbed after going through the dark Jhonen shrine, and sat down, Emu
produced cold soda and fresh microwave-cooked frozen pizza to them all. Emu munched
on a piece of beef jerky. "Mmm, nothing like Supermarket of Squealing Eels brand beef
jerky!" Snap went the beef. Sarah was seen stabbing Squee viscously with Curt. "Umm,
don't you think..." started Dib. "OH NO NO NO!!! That is just one of Squee's clones.
The real one is inside the deep dark dungeons of my shrine in a test tube. For every trip to
the market, or any errand she does, I give her a new Squee to torture." ended Emu. Once
again, the group of travelers blinked in silence. Behind Emu, something could be seen
twitching. It was a...BIG FLUFFY TORTOISESHELL! It seemed to be screaming...but
it wasssssssssssnnnnnnnn't! Emu saw the dudes staring at the thing. "Oh this?" she asked
holding up the fluffy thing. "This is Cat!"
"Put me down, you flake."
Emu bonked Cat on the head and put him on the ground. "What was that, for!?" asked
Cat, somehow rubbing his head. (does he have arms?) "You made a mean remark! So
you get a bonkin'!" said Emu with a twitchy smile. "Well I'm no the one cloning a poor
boy to be tortured every time some psyco runs an errand for you." said Cat. Emu bonked
Cat again. "OW!" yelled Cat.
"Meanie!"
"Why can't you run your own errands, anyway? Too busy meditating on your hippie
cushion?"
BONK.
"Dammit, Emu! Stop that!"
BONK! "No naughty words, Cat!" said Emu.
And the dudes blinked...and then a rumbling occured! It seemed the Jhonen Shrine was
about to burst! And it did! Thousands of Squees bursted out from the flickering candle-lit
shrine and Sarah could be heard screaming out of pure joy of it all, while everyone else
screamed because of the Squee invasion. And the boys all screamed like little school
girls... ANYWAY, so there was smoke and turmoil and alla that nesessary crap that
makes havoc wreak it's worst, and out from the smoke emerged a laughing person, who it
was, YOU'LL HAVE TO READ THE NEXT CHAPTER TO FIND OUT, FOO!
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Ed: Well, that's the end of this chapter!
Gip: Sorry we couldn't fit you into this chapter, Invader Iggle, and invader Ally!!!( but
stay tuned for the next chapter, eh? Hint hint!)
Ed: We can fit more people into the story too! Just leave a review with your details! (hair
and eye color, clothing, etc.)
Gip: AND tell us if you'd like to meet up with us, (Gip and Ed) or Dib and the gang! But
remember! We will meet up with Dib and his buddies soon, because we're in
GooGooPachooia too! Happy reviewing!!! *really big stupid smile*
place to go! (that'll be in the next chapter!) Actually, I have two places to go! Thanks to
Emu! Emu owns herself and the emus own themselves. So does Sarah and Shiori does
too! and II!!! And I own myself and Gip owns herself. Aren't we just a great bunch of
self-owning people? Mwakka! And Jhonen owns all the dudes from IZ and Johnny and
Squee.
A/N: Sorry about the delay. It takes a lot of time for these things, and since skool
*screams are heard in the backround* takes up so much time, and you know how lazy you
feel after skool *more screams* ? I know you all do. So pwah! ...skool* more
screams*...I think every time I say skool *screams* people scream in the
backround...skool! *screams* SKOOL! *louder screams*
SKOOLSKOOLSKOOLSKOOL!!!!! *VERY VERY VERY LOUD SCREAMS and
some people die from the sheer terror of the very thought of going* maybe I should
stop...my ear...
Dib's Illustrious Journey Through GooGooPachooia
chapter 7
By Evil Ducky and GooGooPachoo
(now known as Gip)
Well, since nobody knew where to go, Daz was just CROOZIN'! Nearly everyone
was headbanging, because she was playing Drowning Pool!! YEAH!!! and Dave sang:
"Let the bodies hit the FLO'!! Let the bodies hit the FLO'!!!" (poor Dave...I MISS
YOU!!! *sniff*) and then, after Tearing Away was finished playing, Daz popped in
Godsmack in and sang along with Godsmack! and Sully screamed: "I'm aliiiiiiiiiiiiiiiive, for
yoooooou I'm awaaaaaaaaaaake, because of you I'm aliiiiiiiiive, told you I'm awaaaaaake,
swaaaaaalowiiiing yyyou-ah!!!"
[Ed: I don't know if you like Godsmack or not, so just bear with me if you don't okay?
Gip: Gettin' back, back on track get off my back...Jack...]
After a while, they realized they all were hungry! So Daz drove around trying to
find a convenient store or a supermarket. Soon enough, they came up to a large white
building that apparently used to be a Stop & Shop, because it had the lighter color where
the old letters used to be. In it's place, in neon red letters, were the initials S.O.S.E.
"Sose? What the heck does that mean? Maybe it's some type of alien code, or a place
where giant amoebas come to have conferences about taking over the universe...?"
questioned Dib, scratching his head. "No, Dib. If it was, I'd know about it." said Zim, still
in misery because II and Shiori still clung to his head. "Well, whatever it is, I'm going in
because I need new batteries, a pizza and some soda." said Gaz, as she nursed low
batteries on her Gameslave 2 and stared up at the initials on the building, which seemed to
have a screeching noise coming from it. "Right now, a pizza and a soda sounds good."
said Daz, minimizing her car into the um...careball? no...the pokeball kinda thing.
[Ed: Damn, I'm makin' myself hungry...oh well. I get tacos tonight! *munches on
Halloween candy* I was an angel of death for Halloween.
Gip: I was a prep trying to be a homie G...or was I a homie G trying to be a prep? I
dunno, but I had an Independent truck copmpany shirt, black waterproof capris jeans and
these freaky red and white horizontal striped tights...and I wore balls too!
Ed: O.o...I was an angel of death for Halloween...]
Well, as they pushed open the heavy white doors, the screeching got much louder,
and where it was coming from, you'd never believe! Eels in white aprons! Alla sudden, a
plastic horn sounded (you know, those horns that you get from the mascots at the
Christmas Parade) and confetti flew from the ceiling, and a banner fell from the ceiling that
said "CONGRATULATIONS!! (sweeeee)" then a bright green eel slithered up and said,
"Sweeee, welcome to the Supermarket Of Squealing Eels..sweeeeee...you are the
thousandth customer...sweeee". They all stood there and blinked. "You get anything you
want for free...sweeeeeeeee, as much as you want, too...sweee."
Blink.
"Even the S.O.S.E. merchandise."
Blink.
"You could even...sweeeeee...get the whole store for free."
...blink.
MEANWHILE, IN ANTARCTICA...
Penguin 1: Hey guys, let's do the hustle!
Penguin 2, 3 and 4: YEAH!!!!
Polar Bear DJ: Do the hus-tle!!!
Music: Doo doo doo doodoo doodoo doo doo, doo doo doo doodoo doodoo doo doo...
Penguins 1,2,3 and 4: *doing the hustle*
BACK TO THE SUPERMARKET OF SQUEALING EELS...
Blink.
"And you can use the...swee...employee's bathroom."
Blink, blink.
"What if I told you we're competing for number one on the charts with Wal*Mart?"
...blink...
Then, all of a sudden, that maniacle Nirvana-loving Sarah ran by with a shopping cart full
of food! "Stop...sweeeeee!!!" screamed an eel. She had duct-taped a long knife to the
shopping cart and was chasing Nny around the store with it, screaming, "JESUS WAS
CRUCIFIED BY BEING EATEN BY RABID BUNNIES!!!"
"You can't take that stuff...sweeeeee...you're not the thousandth customer...sweeeee..!"
"AH HA HA HA HA!!!" Sarah ran around Dib, smacked him upside the head, and
grabbed Dib's hand, while dragging him out the store. Daz grabbed Dib's hand, II
grabbed Daz's hand and had Zim's hand, and Shiori had Zim's hand, and she had Gaz's
hand, who had a basket full of frozen pizzas, sodas, and batteries. Sarah ran around the
world of GooGooPachooia twice, robbed 5 banks, stole from 15 stores, and learned 3 new
languages. Then they slowed down at a field that seemed to be filled with a large bird of
some sort. "How did you get this much energy!?" asked Daz, who was extremely tired
and annoyed. "Iate 128749285676491826459816401286586 Hersheybars!!!
IfiguredI'dgetreallyfatsoIranaroundtheworldtwice!!!!
HeydoyoududesthinkIshouldstartcross-countryrunning!!???" Sarah was still jogging in
place. "Uh, sure. Go ahead. It'd be of use to people with sanity..." said Shiori. II nodded
in agreement. "Nod!". Sarah stood there and blinked a little. And then...
"HUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUG!!!!!!!!" she screamed. She ran up to the dudes
and hugged 'em all! Daz got all SQUISHED up next to Dib and her eyes got all buggy
and felt like smacking him and hugging him all at the same time!
[Ed: Like the time a kid pushed the kid I like into me making him pin me against the
wall...I felt all floaty( I was HAPPY...*wipes a bit of drool away*) and explody(that
means I felt angry) at the same time.
Gip: Oooooooooooooooh...O.O *is very interested and wants to hear more*]
And Shiori and II got all SQUISHED up next to Zim...who was all SQUISHED
up next to Gachee, who was all SQUISHED up next to Gaz. And Sarah was
just...there...HUGGING them. "I is finished!!!" screamed Sarah after she let them all go.
"Now you come with me!" She screamed again, while the chain of people once again ran
around, but this time she didn't run around the planet twice. She ran into the field and in
sight, was a ring of the birds. Come to find out, the birds were Emus. Well, Sarah pushed
aside an Emu, and inside the ring was a girl of a stately mien, (ooh, advanced words! (I
looked in the thesaurus)) with very light brown hair with blonde highlights pulled into a
ponytail. She was wearing baggy black windpants, Nike sneakers, a black silk shirt, and a
dragon necklace with a black trench coat and black gloves. She was sitting on a tie-die
chenille cushion and was sitting cross-legged with her pointer finger and her thumb
pressed together on both hands...SHE WAS MEDITATING!!! Goin'
"Ohhhmmmm...oohhmmmm..." and Sarah just stood there...alla sudden,"HEY, MAN!!
WAKE UP!!" she screamed. The girl on the cushion snorted awake and fell to her side.
Sarah pulled up the shopping cart full of food and gave it to the girl. "Well done, Sarah!"
said the girl. She produced a box and gave it to Sarah. "One Squee, just as I promised."
said the girl. Sarah squealed with delight and opened the box. Squee jumped out and
screamed loudly, because Sarah pulled the knife off of the cart and yelled, "Yield, puny
boy of freakishness! Behold the power of CURT!! MY KNIFE!! AH HA HA!!!" she ran
after Squee singing "Smells Like Teen Spirit" at the top of her lungs. The girl on the
cushion beckoned to the dudes and said, "Oy!!! My name is Emu! You can find cushions
in my Jhonen shrine over there." She said, pointing to a funny lop-sided building that had
humming and apparently had candles flickering inside. After the dudes got cushions, and
were a bit disturbed after going through the dark Jhonen shrine, and sat down, Emu
produced cold soda and fresh microwave-cooked frozen pizza to them all. Emu munched
on a piece of beef jerky. "Mmm, nothing like Supermarket of Squealing Eels brand beef
jerky!" Snap went the beef. Sarah was seen stabbing Squee viscously with Curt. "Umm,
don't you think..." started Dib. "OH NO NO NO!!! That is just one of Squee's clones.
The real one is inside the deep dark dungeons of my shrine in a test tube. For every trip to
the market, or any errand she does, I give her a new Squee to torture." ended Emu. Once
again, the group of travelers blinked in silence. Behind Emu, something could be seen
twitching. It was a...BIG FLUFFY TORTOISESHELL! It seemed to be screaming...but
it wasssssssssssnnnnnnnn't! Emu saw the dudes staring at the thing. "Oh this?" she asked
holding up the fluffy thing. "This is Cat!"
"Put me down, you flake."
Emu bonked Cat on the head and put him on the ground. "What was that, for!?" asked
Cat, somehow rubbing his head. (does he have arms?) "You made a mean remark! So
you get a bonkin'!" said Emu with a twitchy smile. "Well I'm no the one cloning a poor
boy to be tortured every time some psyco runs an errand for you." said Cat. Emu bonked
Cat again. "OW!" yelled Cat.
"Meanie!"
"Why can't you run your own errands, anyway? Too busy meditating on your hippie
cushion?"
BONK.
"Dammit, Emu! Stop that!"
BONK! "No naughty words, Cat!" said Emu.
And the dudes blinked...and then a rumbling occured! It seemed the Jhonen Shrine was
about to burst! And it did! Thousands of Squees bursted out from the flickering candle-lit
shrine and Sarah could be heard screaming out of pure joy of it all, while everyone else
screamed because of the Squee invasion. And the boys all screamed like little school
girls... ANYWAY, so there was smoke and turmoil and alla that nesessary crap that
makes havoc wreak it's worst, and out from the smoke emerged a laughing person, who it
was, YOU'LL HAVE TO READ THE NEXT CHAPTER TO FIND OUT, FOO!
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Ed: Well, that's the end of this chapter!
Gip: Sorry we couldn't fit you into this chapter, Invader Iggle, and invader Ally!!!( but
stay tuned for the next chapter, eh? Hint hint!)
Ed: We can fit more people into the story too! Just leave a review with your details! (hair
and eye color, clothing, etc.)
Gip: AND tell us if you'd like to meet up with us, (Gip and Ed) or Dib and the gang! But
remember! We will meet up with Dib and his buddies soon, because we're in
GooGooPachooia too! Happy reviewing!!! *really big stupid smile*