Disclaimer: All IZ characters belong to the wonderful and god-like Jhonen Vasquez. All
other characters belong to themselves. You know who you guys are!
A/N: HEEEEEEEEYYYYYYYYYY DUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUDES!!! Sorry
about the delay (AAAAAAGAIN!!) But you know how a normal-but-not-really-normal
female teen's life is. HECTIC!!! MYAH!!! Well, to tell you what the hectic-ness is, I have
a major science project to do, all of my girlscout friends are yelling at me to buy cookies
($3.50 a box. Yurg. I've bought 3 boxes of thin mints already. That's $10.50!!! RARR!)
I still haven't used up all of my Christmas money, I bought the new System of a Down CD
(It's awesome, for all of you that are curious. More angry than the last CD, but more
melodic, y'know? Except for the first song. That's just weird.) I got so many more CD's
for Christmas though. Saliva, Default, White Stripes, Nirvana... ANYWAY! ON WITH
THE SHOW- I MEAN STORY!!!!
Dib's Illustrious Journey Through GooGooPachooia
By Evil Ducky (Ed)
and GooGooPachoo (Gip)
As the smoke started to clear some more, the laughing figure started to become
more...ahhh, what's the word?? Ummmm, definite. Yeah. So anyway, the smoke cleared
even MORE (it's clearing really slowly, like on Dragon Ball Z. AAH, THE
SUSPENSE!!!) The figure started to look like a girl, about the age of 13, on the short
side with brown shoulder-length hair, a shirt with a really lame drawing of a fish with an
exey eye, black pants, and those really weird sandal shoe things. She also appeared to
have some red thing on her head. Everyone looked at each other, including Cat and Emu.
Sarah had already chased all of the Squees out of the field, except these two really stupid
ones that kept on slamming into each other, falling down, getting up, screaming, slamming
into each other again, you know the rest.
The girl stopped laughing to cough, but started up again as she walked forward to
the people (and the Cat).
[ Ed; *cough cough* I advise you, never eat thin mints and drink soda at the same time. It
tastes horrible.
Gip: Eww...]
"WAH HA HA HA HA!" laughed the girl. Since she was closer, they could see
that she had brown highlights in her hair, and blue eyes. They could also see that the red
thing on her head was a stuffed toy lobster. "Do you like my wonderful Squee clones?"
She asked, seeming to be quite content with herself. "But...those are MY clones..." said
Emu. The girl got mad. "What!? Do you know who I AM???" said the girl. "I am
IGGLE!!! The most wonderful person alive! AH HA HA HA HA HA!!! Talk to the
lobster! His name is Red!" said Iggle, sounding like GIR when he said 'I wanna be a
mongoose' when she said the last sentence. Emu blinked. Iggle blinked. Emu blinked...
MEANWHILE... (copyright of Jhonen)
Ed and Gip had arrived at the castle, and are now in the bath. In separate baths, mind you.
"I feel a lot like a hobbit right now." said Gip. The baths were huge, and the doors were
tall, and everything was like supersize at the castle. "I don't blame you, but it's all
comfy-like. I hope we get to stay here for a night. I hope the beds are nice and big." said,
Ed, not realizing the sexual innuendo there. "Yeah, I bet you saw some real hot guy." said
Gip. Ed splashed her fist into the water. "NOOOO! NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO
NO NO NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!! Dan is the only guy for me!" "Suuuuuure..."
said Gip. "Oh by the way, don't sit up any more." Ed slouched down in the water and
gurgled at the bubbles.
BACK TO EMU'S FIELD...
"Uh, that is a toy." said Cat. Iggle looked offended. "No it isn't!
Noooooooooooooooooo!!!! That is it! Now you will feel the wrath of my lemony
doom!" screamed Iggle. Another big rumble rose and a huge badly-constructed catapult
thing came up from the ground. A large bucket of water balloons sat in the back. Iggle
jumped onto the catapult thing and started to rant like Happy Noodle Boy under her
breath, and then screamed, "FEEL THE WRATH OF MY AHUA McTHROWER!!!!!
AH HA HA HA HA HA!! RUN, MY UNAQUATIC FOES!!! MYAH HA HA HA
HA!!!" The first water balloon was launched! Everyone ran out of the way, sideways to
the right, out of the balloon's reach...OR SO THEY THOUGHT!! Since the Ahua
McThrower is so badly constructed, it's aiming abilities really suck. So the water balloon
landed on them anyway. Zim was burned like a worm in toxic waste, and everyone was
really wet. Daz got real angry and thought that Iggle was lucky she wasn't wearing a
white shirt. But she pulled out her scythe anyway. The next balloon was launched! This
time Iggle's aim was good. everyone ran away except for Dib, who lost his glasses. The
balloon was coming right for him! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! So Daz ran to
Dib in sssssllllllllllllllllllooooooooooooooooooooooooooowwwwwwwwww
moooooottttiiiiooooooonnnnnnnnnnn and screamed
"Noooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!" in that really low freaky voice that people have
when they're in slow motion. Then things got all normal speed again. Daz managed to
get Dib out of the way, but stepped on his glasses so they broke. Awwwwww, poor Dib.
But the next part solves it all!
All of a sudden a voice rang out across the tundra!! (Tundra? What tundra?) and
it said " Fear not, little people!!! I am Galadriel Weasley, and I have come to save you!
AH HA HA HA HA *cough cough* HA HA HA!!!" Iggle was too involved in trying to
get the jam out of the catapult to notice Galadriel. Galadriel jumped down from a random
cliff that was there and juped into the bucket full of balloons. She picked up real juicy
one and aimed, and fired at the back of Iggle! Iggle got all dramatic and stumbled away
from the catapult thing. "Ooooh, she got me! I am going to die...I think...nope..no I'm
not...I'll be fine. But just to be nice, I'll join your team and be all nice to you!" Galadriel
climbed out of the balloon bucket, with pieces of overstretched latex from the balloon
stuck to her clothes. "Some balloons popped on me." She said. Galadriel wore a black
leather trench coat, black pants, a shirt that said 'You're just jealous because the voices
talk to me!' and steel-toed Nny boots. She had blonde mid-back hair with a purple streak
and silvery eyes with a tiny hint of blue. (ooooooooh...pretty eyes!) She looked to be
about 15 or so, and was about as human as a human with silver eyes can get. She walked
up behind Iggle and pushed her to the ground. "MWAH HA HA! I've defeated you!"
Iggle looked up at Galadriel. "Uummm, you're weird." "I'm no weirder than the rest of
you." said the G. (Galadriel will some times be referred to as "the G") "What!? I'm not
weird!! I'm the only sensible one here!" said Cat. "Then why do you hang out with me
and the rest of us?" asked Emu. "Because you feed me and take care of me. I am unable
to do that myself." she said with a flick of her tail. They blinked.
MEANWHILE...(again)
Sarah ran off, remember? Well now we see her sneaking around a house and peeking in a
window to see a certain male sitting in front of the TV, laughing hysterically at really bad
dubbing from a Chinese kung-fu movie. Sarah bursted in the door. "Freeze, you freaky
freak of freakiness!!! I, Sarah, will kidnap you, Tom Morello, and take you to my lair
filled with nameless evil henchmen!" "What?" said Tom. Sarah stomped over to Tom and
blindfolded him and dragged him out the door, slamming it behind her. She put a sign on
the door that said 'Gone fishing. I'll be back when the fish finally submits to my wrath.
Which may be never because I have none.' and went to her Squees that were pulling a
cart like horses, and drove to her secret lair filled with nameless evil henchmen. A.k.a.
those well-built men with tight black shirts from the herbal fantasy commercials.
BACK TO THAT OTHER PLACE...
"Well, shouldn't we be going? I need still need to give that report in class." said Dib,
putting some masking tape that Shiori gave him around the bridge of his glasses. Don't
ask her why she had. Just don't. So all of the peoples, Zim, Dib, Gir, Gaz, Gachee, Daz,
Pipi, Emu, Cat, Iggle, and Galadriel went to look for a portal for Zim, Dib, Gaz, and Pipi
to go back home through. BUT THEY MAY NEVER FIND ONE!!
AAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!
MEANWHILE...(yes! again! muah ha ha ha ha ha ha!)
The next day, Gip and Ed set off with a packs full of food, silverware, pots and pans.
Uggensholf set off with them carrying capsuley stuff (like in DBZ) with many different
houses to choose from. Ed was wearing a pair of khaki short from the boys's section, and
a big black T shirt that said Akusai on it (which means evil genius in japanese) and the
same shoes with white droopy socks. Gip was wearing a black foxracing sweatshirt and a
pair of black baggy capris with her usual shoes and no socks. (I don't know why, but she
has this thing against socks...) They were walking up a hill when all of a sudden Gip fell
flat on her face! Ed started to laugh, but lost her balance and fell backwards down the hill.
She slammed into Uggensholf and they both rolled down the hill. Ever notice how one
little slip-up goes WHAMMO right into a huge one?
BACK TO THE TRAVELING DUDES...
The weather was getting quite harsh. Daz spotted a big house thing and pulled over near
the building and everyone got out of the car. The building seemed to be quite deserted, so
they tried pushing on the door. It slowly creaked open. They walked in, leaving behind
the loud, and not to mention close, thunder and lightening and pounding rain. Everyone
somehow split up and began to search the house for life. Daz insisted that Dib stay with
her. Heh. Way to go Daz. She heard a creaky, poundy noise somewhere downstairs, and
searched for a way down. She found a really thick metal door and opened it. She peered
in it and found a long string of stairs moving down. She handed Dib a pack much like the
one on Zim's back. "But...is this alien technology?" asked Dib. "Yep. State-of-the-art
Irken technology. Spider leg things. I like them." Daz raised herself up on the spider leg
things and began to walk down. Dib stared at it. He put it on his back and then alla
sudden WHOOSH he went up on them and started to walk down.
What is that noise? READ THE NEXT CHAPTER AND FIND OUT!!! DAH HA HA
HA!!
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Well!! Okay then! Tell me if you liked it, dudes! If you want to be in it, follow the
directions of what you look like (what you wear, what your hair and eyes color is, etc.
etc.), what your behavior is, and how old you are. Tell me what your favorite
Christmas/Hanukkah/Kwanza/whatever present is, and I'll lets ya come in! Also, you
must tell me who you'd like to meet up with, Dib and the gang, or Ed, Gip and
Uggensholf. Come on, Ed and Gip need some buddies! Daz's car is getting cramped!
Do something about it! Until the next chapter, BE NICE TO THE MIDGETS!!!
other characters belong to themselves. You know who you guys are!
A/N: HEEEEEEEEYYYYYYYYYY DUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUDES!!! Sorry
about the delay (AAAAAAGAIN!!) But you know how a normal-but-not-really-normal
female teen's life is. HECTIC!!! MYAH!!! Well, to tell you what the hectic-ness is, I have
a major science project to do, all of my girlscout friends are yelling at me to buy cookies
($3.50 a box. Yurg. I've bought 3 boxes of thin mints already. That's $10.50!!! RARR!)
I still haven't used up all of my Christmas money, I bought the new System of a Down CD
(It's awesome, for all of you that are curious. More angry than the last CD, but more
melodic, y'know? Except for the first song. That's just weird.) I got so many more CD's
for Christmas though. Saliva, Default, White Stripes, Nirvana... ANYWAY! ON WITH
THE SHOW- I MEAN STORY!!!!
Dib's Illustrious Journey Through GooGooPachooia
By Evil Ducky (Ed)
and GooGooPachoo (Gip)
As the smoke started to clear some more, the laughing figure started to become
more...ahhh, what's the word?? Ummmm, definite. Yeah. So anyway, the smoke cleared
even MORE (it's clearing really slowly, like on Dragon Ball Z. AAH, THE
SUSPENSE!!!) The figure started to look like a girl, about the age of 13, on the short
side with brown shoulder-length hair, a shirt with a really lame drawing of a fish with an
exey eye, black pants, and those really weird sandal shoe things. She also appeared to
have some red thing on her head. Everyone looked at each other, including Cat and Emu.
Sarah had already chased all of the Squees out of the field, except these two really stupid
ones that kept on slamming into each other, falling down, getting up, screaming, slamming
into each other again, you know the rest.
The girl stopped laughing to cough, but started up again as she walked forward to
the people (and the Cat).
[ Ed; *cough cough* I advise you, never eat thin mints and drink soda at the same time. It
tastes horrible.
Gip: Eww...]
"WAH HA HA HA HA!" laughed the girl. Since she was closer, they could see
that she had brown highlights in her hair, and blue eyes. They could also see that the red
thing on her head was a stuffed toy lobster. "Do you like my wonderful Squee clones?"
She asked, seeming to be quite content with herself. "But...those are MY clones..." said
Emu. The girl got mad. "What!? Do you know who I AM???" said the girl. "I am
IGGLE!!! The most wonderful person alive! AH HA HA HA HA HA!!! Talk to the
lobster! His name is Red!" said Iggle, sounding like GIR when he said 'I wanna be a
mongoose' when she said the last sentence. Emu blinked. Iggle blinked. Emu blinked...
MEANWHILE... (copyright of Jhonen)
Ed and Gip had arrived at the castle, and are now in the bath. In separate baths, mind you.
"I feel a lot like a hobbit right now." said Gip. The baths were huge, and the doors were
tall, and everything was like supersize at the castle. "I don't blame you, but it's all
comfy-like. I hope we get to stay here for a night. I hope the beds are nice and big." said,
Ed, not realizing the sexual innuendo there. "Yeah, I bet you saw some real hot guy." said
Gip. Ed splashed her fist into the water. "NOOOO! NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO
NO NO NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!! Dan is the only guy for me!" "Suuuuuure..."
said Gip. "Oh by the way, don't sit up any more." Ed slouched down in the water and
gurgled at the bubbles.
BACK TO EMU'S FIELD...
"Uh, that is a toy." said Cat. Iggle looked offended. "No it isn't!
Noooooooooooooooooo!!!! That is it! Now you will feel the wrath of my lemony
doom!" screamed Iggle. Another big rumble rose and a huge badly-constructed catapult
thing came up from the ground. A large bucket of water balloons sat in the back. Iggle
jumped onto the catapult thing and started to rant like Happy Noodle Boy under her
breath, and then screamed, "FEEL THE WRATH OF MY AHUA McTHROWER!!!!!
AH HA HA HA HA HA!! RUN, MY UNAQUATIC FOES!!! MYAH HA HA HA
HA!!!" The first water balloon was launched! Everyone ran out of the way, sideways to
the right, out of the balloon's reach...OR SO THEY THOUGHT!! Since the Ahua
McThrower is so badly constructed, it's aiming abilities really suck. So the water balloon
landed on them anyway. Zim was burned like a worm in toxic waste, and everyone was
really wet. Daz got real angry and thought that Iggle was lucky she wasn't wearing a
white shirt. But she pulled out her scythe anyway. The next balloon was launched! This
time Iggle's aim was good. everyone ran away except for Dib, who lost his glasses. The
balloon was coming right for him! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! So Daz ran to
Dib in sssssllllllllllllllllllooooooooooooooooooooooooooowwwwwwwwww
moooooottttiiiiooooooonnnnnnnnnnn and screamed
"Noooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!" in that really low freaky voice that people have
when they're in slow motion. Then things got all normal speed again. Daz managed to
get Dib out of the way, but stepped on his glasses so they broke. Awwwwww, poor Dib.
But the next part solves it all!
All of a sudden a voice rang out across the tundra!! (Tundra? What tundra?) and
it said " Fear not, little people!!! I am Galadriel Weasley, and I have come to save you!
AH HA HA HA HA *cough cough* HA HA HA!!!" Iggle was too involved in trying to
get the jam out of the catapult to notice Galadriel. Galadriel jumped down from a random
cliff that was there and juped into the bucket full of balloons. She picked up real juicy
one and aimed, and fired at the back of Iggle! Iggle got all dramatic and stumbled away
from the catapult thing. "Ooooh, she got me! I am going to die...I think...nope..no I'm
not...I'll be fine. But just to be nice, I'll join your team and be all nice to you!" Galadriel
climbed out of the balloon bucket, with pieces of overstretched latex from the balloon
stuck to her clothes. "Some balloons popped on me." She said. Galadriel wore a black
leather trench coat, black pants, a shirt that said 'You're just jealous because the voices
talk to me!' and steel-toed Nny boots. She had blonde mid-back hair with a purple streak
and silvery eyes with a tiny hint of blue. (ooooooooh...pretty eyes!) She looked to be
about 15 or so, and was about as human as a human with silver eyes can get. She walked
up behind Iggle and pushed her to the ground. "MWAH HA HA! I've defeated you!"
Iggle looked up at Galadriel. "Uummm, you're weird." "I'm no weirder than the rest of
you." said the G. (Galadriel will some times be referred to as "the G") "What!? I'm not
weird!! I'm the only sensible one here!" said Cat. "Then why do you hang out with me
and the rest of us?" asked Emu. "Because you feed me and take care of me. I am unable
to do that myself." she said with a flick of her tail. They blinked.
MEANWHILE...(again)
Sarah ran off, remember? Well now we see her sneaking around a house and peeking in a
window to see a certain male sitting in front of the TV, laughing hysterically at really bad
dubbing from a Chinese kung-fu movie. Sarah bursted in the door. "Freeze, you freaky
freak of freakiness!!! I, Sarah, will kidnap you, Tom Morello, and take you to my lair
filled with nameless evil henchmen!" "What?" said Tom. Sarah stomped over to Tom and
blindfolded him and dragged him out the door, slamming it behind her. She put a sign on
the door that said 'Gone fishing. I'll be back when the fish finally submits to my wrath.
Which may be never because I have none.' and went to her Squees that were pulling a
cart like horses, and drove to her secret lair filled with nameless evil henchmen. A.k.a.
those well-built men with tight black shirts from the herbal fantasy commercials.
BACK TO THAT OTHER PLACE...
"Well, shouldn't we be going? I need still need to give that report in class." said Dib,
putting some masking tape that Shiori gave him around the bridge of his glasses. Don't
ask her why she had. Just don't. So all of the peoples, Zim, Dib, Gir, Gaz, Gachee, Daz,
Pipi, Emu, Cat, Iggle, and Galadriel went to look for a portal for Zim, Dib, Gaz, and Pipi
to go back home through. BUT THEY MAY NEVER FIND ONE!!
AAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!
MEANWHILE...(yes! again! muah ha ha ha ha ha ha!)
The next day, Gip and Ed set off with a packs full of food, silverware, pots and pans.
Uggensholf set off with them carrying capsuley stuff (like in DBZ) with many different
houses to choose from. Ed was wearing a pair of khaki short from the boys's section, and
a big black T shirt that said Akusai on it (which means evil genius in japanese) and the
same shoes with white droopy socks. Gip was wearing a black foxracing sweatshirt and a
pair of black baggy capris with her usual shoes and no socks. (I don't know why, but she
has this thing against socks...) They were walking up a hill when all of a sudden Gip fell
flat on her face! Ed started to laugh, but lost her balance and fell backwards down the hill.
She slammed into Uggensholf and they both rolled down the hill. Ever notice how one
little slip-up goes WHAMMO right into a huge one?
BACK TO THE TRAVELING DUDES...
The weather was getting quite harsh. Daz spotted a big house thing and pulled over near
the building and everyone got out of the car. The building seemed to be quite deserted, so
they tried pushing on the door. It slowly creaked open. They walked in, leaving behind
the loud, and not to mention close, thunder and lightening and pounding rain. Everyone
somehow split up and began to search the house for life. Daz insisted that Dib stay with
her. Heh. Way to go Daz. She heard a creaky, poundy noise somewhere downstairs, and
searched for a way down. She found a really thick metal door and opened it. She peered
in it and found a long string of stairs moving down. She handed Dib a pack much like the
one on Zim's back. "But...is this alien technology?" asked Dib. "Yep. State-of-the-art
Irken technology. Spider leg things. I like them." Daz raised herself up on the spider leg
things and began to walk down. Dib stared at it. He put it on his back and then alla
sudden WHOOSH he went up on them and started to walk down.
What is that noise? READ THE NEXT CHAPTER AND FIND OUT!!! DAH HA HA
HA!!
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Well!! Okay then! Tell me if you liked it, dudes! If you want to be in it, follow the
directions of what you look like (what you wear, what your hair and eyes color is, etc.
etc.), what your behavior is, and how old you are. Tell me what your favorite
Christmas/Hanukkah/Kwanza/whatever present is, and I'll lets ya come in! Also, you
must tell me who you'd like to meet up with, Dib and the gang, or Ed, Gip and
Uggensholf. Come on, Ed and Gip need some buddies! Daz's car is getting cramped!
Do something about it! Until the next chapter, BE NICE TO THE MIDGETS!!!