Vegeta chewed on his burger lazily, savoring its greasy delightfulness.
Bura and Bulma chatted away happily while taking time to sip from their
drinks and nibble some of their burgers. Trunks was still moping about the
fact that the staff of MacDonolds had refused him a second napkin.
"Damn it!" The 7 foot 40 year-old man grumbled as he dressed himself into the clown costume that they paid him to wear and frighten/excite the little customers. He had zipped up his pants, but in doing so, accidentally caught his 'happy meal toy'. He sighed, readjusted his red wig, put on his abnormally sized shoes and added the red nose as a finishing touch.
Vegeta suddenly tensed up as he saw a hint of a ball of red hair on a stupidly dressed man entering the restaurant.
The other adults saw Ronald MacDonold enter; but paid no attention to the wobbling freakazoid. But the children under 4 feet began running towards him and grabbing his pants like he was the god of hamburgers.
"Heh, heh, heh! Well! Hello you brats-----er, children!" Exclaimed Ronald as he tried shaking them off of his pants (that had begun to fall down).
Vegeta began to cower deeper into his chair. Trunks turned his head and saw the clown and winked to Bura. Bura stopped chewing and giggled as she watched her father's vein in his temple pop out and his eyes dart around nervously. Ronald scouted out for a ledge of a window to lean on so he could retie his shoes. And he happened to stop at the Briefs table and ended up behind Vegeta as he bent down to tie his red shoe.
Vegeta began whimpering and closed his eyes. Bulma sighed and shook her head sadly. Vegeta's shoulders bunched up and he began shaking as he began imagining all the bizarre things this clown was now going to do him, from the BEHIND.
"Whooops!" Ronald said as he accidentally went off balance and pushed Vegeta slightly on the shoulder.
"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!! MOMMY MOMMY MOMMY! AHHHHH WAHHHH!" Vegeta screamed frantically as he ducked under the table and grabbed onto Bulma's leg.
"SAVE ME, BULMA!!! HE'S OUT TO MOLEST ME!!! WAHHH!" He continued yelling as tears streamed down his receding hairlined face.
All heads turned and glared at all the noise this full adult midget was making. Bura and Trunks quickly stood up, making way for their father to get out.
"Hey, mister! I'm sorry! Man, here, let me help", offered the clown as he reached to hold Vegeta's hand. Vegeta screamed bloody murder and ran out from under the table, knocking Trunks off balance. Ronald MacDonold knew the policy that when he frightens someone, he would have to help out the best he can or else he would lose his job. So doing what Vegeta tried avoiding the most, began chasing him shouting, "hey! I'm sorry! Come back!"
The two ended up running around in little circles outside on the parking lot. The other customers, extremely amused continued to watch from the windows.
Vegeta looked like a chicken due to the fact that he hand both hands covering his butt and his bent arms were flapping wildly as he ran for his life. While the alarmed poser of Ronald MacDonold chased him and reached his arms out to hold and comfort the crying dwarf-man.
Bura sighed as she and Trunks stood outside of the restaurant and watched their father humiliate himself.
"He's still not over it, is he?" She observed thoughtfully, tilting her head to one side and watched Vegeta block on going traffic in the parking lot and screaming his butt off.
Trunks furrowed his brow, grinned and continued amusing himself by watching his dignified father, Prince Spandex Lover being chased frantically by a wobbling clown.
"Nope."
AUTHOR'S NOTE: Yo yo yo! Yay! I know it's a crappy ending, but that DOES explain Vegeta's annoyance towards Mr.Popo. And people, don't sue me for the similarity in the restaurant name or the mascot of the restaurant
"Damn it!" The 7 foot 40 year-old man grumbled as he dressed himself into the clown costume that they paid him to wear and frighten/excite the little customers. He had zipped up his pants, but in doing so, accidentally caught his 'happy meal toy'. He sighed, readjusted his red wig, put on his abnormally sized shoes and added the red nose as a finishing touch.
Vegeta suddenly tensed up as he saw a hint of a ball of red hair on a stupidly dressed man entering the restaurant.
The other adults saw Ronald MacDonold enter; but paid no attention to the wobbling freakazoid. But the children under 4 feet began running towards him and grabbing his pants like he was the god of hamburgers.
"Heh, heh, heh! Well! Hello you brats-----er, children!" Exclaimed Ronald as he tried shaking them off of his pants (that had begun to fall down).
Vegeta began to cower deeper into his chair. Trunks turned his head and saw the clown and winked to Bura. Bura stopped chewing and giggled as she watched her father's vein in his temple pop out and his eyes dart around nervously. Ronald scouted out for a ledge of a window to lean on so he could retie his shoes. And he happened to stop at the Briefs table and ended up behind Vegeta as he bent down to tie his red shoe.
Vegeta began whimpering and closed his eyes. Bulma sighed and shook her head sadly. Vegeta's shoulders bunched up and he began shaking as he began imagining all the bizarre things this clown was now going to do him, from the BEHIND.
"Whooops!" Ronald said as he accidentally went off balance and pushed Vegeta slightly on the shoulder.
"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!! MOMMY MOMMY MOMMY! AHHHHH WAHHHH!" Vegeta screamed frantically as he ducked under the table and grabbed onto Bulma's leg.
"SAVE ME, BULMA!!! HE'S OUT TO MOLEST ME!!! WAHHH!" He continued yelling as tears streamed down his receding hairlined face.
All heads turned and glared at all the noise this full adult midget was making. Bura and Trunks quickly stood up, making way for their father to get out.
"Hey, mister! I'm sorry! Man, here, let me help", offered the clown as he reached to hold Vegeta's hand. Vegeta screamed bloody murder and ran out from under the table, knocking Trunks off balance. Ronald MacDonold knew the policy that when he frightens someone, he would have to help out the best he can or else he would lose his job. So doing what Vegeta tried avoiding the most, began chasing him shouting, "hey! I'm sorry! Come back!"
The two ended up running around in little circles outside on the parking lot. The other customers, extremely amused continued to watch from the windows.
Vegeta looked like a chicken due to the fact that he hand both hands covering his butt and his bent arms were flapping wildly as he ran for his life. While the alarmed poser of Ronald MacDonold chased him and reached his arms out to hold and comfort the crying dwarf-man.
Bura sighed as she and Trunks stood outside of the restaurant and watched their father humiliate himself.
"He's still not over it, is he?" She observed thoughtfully, tilting her head to one side and watched Vegeta block on going traffic in the parking lot and screaming his butt off.
Trunks furrowed his brow, grinned and continued amusing himself by watching his dignified father, Prince Spandex Lover being chased frantically by a wobbling clown.
"Nope."
AUTHOR'S NOTE: Yo yo yo! Yay! I know it's a crappy ending, but that DOES explain Vegeta's annoyance towards Mr.Popo. And people, don't sue me for the similarity in the restaurant name or the mascot of the restaurant