(A/n: Ever read something like this? Ever read the reviews? Ugghhh.)
A/n: So, like, I love this sotry. You should, like, totally read it okay.
Title: Love in an Alley Feedback: Ohh. Pretty. Archive: I've seen other authors put this in. I don't know what it means.
Ship: Ohh. I love B/S and everything. I also like Xander/Anya and Willow/Tara. Yep. And this is a little angusty at the end. I warn u.
There was a fight in a dark alley. The alley was dark. There was a girl fighting in the alley. She was pretty, and strong. She was fighting a man.
Actually this was no man. This was a vampire. A girl was fighting a vampire.
She kicked the vampire. The vampire punched the girl. The girl punched the vampire. The vampire punched the girl. The vampire pinned the girl to the ground.
(A/n: WOW! Wasn't that emotional??? I've been working so hard on that fight scene. And I bet you're wondering who the girl is, right? Goodies! Keep reading!) Suddenly a figure in a purple cape jumped down. "I am SUPER BUFFY!" the figure cried, "I come to, um,--" the figure tilted it's head as it tried to remember what it came to do, "Oh. Yeah. SAVE YOU."
The girl laughed, "I don't need to be slaved. I slaved myself." The vampire turned to dust.
"Who are you? Buffy asked."
"KJALdjklsj kdfjldj dksjf," responded the girl, "but my friends call me Hope." "Who are you?" Buffy asked. "The new slayer." "Oh," Buffy said, "That explains it. New slayers always have a very creative name. Or they're just named Hope."
"New vampires, too," Hope put it, "How do u no Im not just gonna kill u?"
"I don't," said Buffy, "I'll have 2 kill u."
They fought, and Buffy won, killing the girl. Suddenly, Spike shows up.
"Hi slayer!" he called, "I got a soul but havn't really changed. Which doesn't explain why I'm so out of character so maybe it would be bett er if the author just said I hav'nt changed. But I have. I have a new sole. I love fish. I love you, my little fishy. That is one way I've changed. I am insane." "But I thought you hadn't changed." buffy said. "Details, details," Spike laughed, "Fish. Fish. Fish rule the world!!! I LOVE YOU BUFFY!!!" tears started to leak out of his eyes, regardless of the fact that he HASN'T CHANGED, and was just talking about fish five seconds ago."
"Hmmmm," Buffy said, "I think you might love these fish better then me."
Spike threw himself at her feet, "NO!!! I LOVE U!!! UR THE ONE FOR ME, BABE!!!!"
"Tell it to the fish," Buffy said, tears coming out of her eyes, "you'll probably just leave me for them anyway."
(A/n: Feel the emotion! Love the emotion! Be the emotion. Regardless of the fact that I'm interrupting WITH ANOTHER BLOODY AUTHORS NOTE!!!)
"Never my love."
Buffy belived him. She pulled him up beside her and pulled him to the wall, starting to kiss him. Then something reminded her of something. "You tried to rape me." she said. Then she staked him.
A/N: That was one of the best things I've ever written. Sorry if it was too long And I guess you're al worried about Spike??? Don't be. I have it all figured out.
Reviews:
B/S chick:
Wow! Continue! U r very talented.
JumpStart Very good. Have you ever though about writing 4 real?
Dynasty:
Why can't I write this good? You.wow. More!
B/S 4evea:
You killed Spike! You lazy, distugisting little bitca, I know where you live and am coming to get you!!
Little_Dawn:
Ohhh! Put Dawn in it! Please!
Idiots 101:
You know, this is on my favorites.
Someone who's been on ff.n way to long:
**mourning for the old days**
A/n: So, like, I love this sotry. You should, like, totally read it okay.
Title: Love in an Alley Feedback: Ohh. Pretty. Archive: I've seen other authors put this in. I don't know what it means.
Ship: Ohh. I love B/S and everything. I also like Xander/Anya and Willow/Tara. Yep. And this is a little angusty at the end. I warn u.
There was a fight in a dark alley. The alley was dark. There was a girl fighting in the alley. She was pretty, and strong. She was fighting a man.
Actually this was no man. This was a vampire. A girl was fighting a vampire.
She kicked the vampire. The vampire punched the girl. The girl punched the vampire. The vampire punched the girl. The vampire pinned the girl to the ground.
(A/n: WOW! Wasn't that emotional??? I've been working so hard on that fight scene. And I bet you're wondering who the girl is, right? Goodies! Keep reading!) Suddenly a figure in a purple cape jumped down. "I am SUPER BUFFY!" the figure cried, "I come to, um,--" the figure tilted it's head as it tried to remember what it came to do, "Oh. Yeah. SAVE YOU."
The girl laughed, "I don't need to be slaved. I slaved myself." The vampire turned to dust.
"Who are you? Buffy asked."
"KJALdjklsj kdfjldj dksjf," responded the girl, "but my friends call me Hope." "Who are you?" Buffy asked. "The new slayer." "Oh," Buffy said, "That explains it. New slayers always have a very creative name. Or they're just named Hope."
"New vampires, too," Hope put it, "How do u no Im not just gonna kill u?"
"I don't," said Buffy, "I'll have 2 kill u."
They fought, and Buffy won, killing the girl. Suddenly, Spike shows up.
"Hi slayer!" he called, "I got a soul but havn't really changed. Which doesn't explain why I'm so out of character so maybe it would be bett er if the author just said I hav'nt changed. But I have. I have a new sole. I love fish. I love you, my little fishy. That is one way I've changed. I am insane." "But I thought you hadn't changed." buffy said. "Details, details," Spike laughed, "Fish. Fish. Fish rule the world!!! I LOVE YOU BUFFY!!!" tears started to leak out of his eyes, regardless of the fact that he HASN'T CHANGED, and was just talking about fish five seconds ago."
"Hmmmm," Buffy said, "I think you might love these fish better then me."
Spike threw himself at her feet, "NO!!! I LOVE U!!! UR THE ONE FOR ME, BABE!!!!"
"Tell it to the fish," Buffy said, tears coming out of her eyes, "you'll probably just leave me for them anyway."
(A/n: Feel the emotion! Love the emotion! Be the emotion. Regardless of the fact that I'm interrupting WITH ANOTHER BLOODY AUTHORS NOTE!!!)
"Never my love."
Buffy belived him. She pulled him up beside her and pulled him to the wall, starting to kiss him. Then something reminded her of something. "You tried to rape me." she said. Then she staked him.
A/N: That was one of the best things I've ever written. Sorry if it was too long And I guess you're al worried about Spike??? Don't be. I have it all figured out.
Reviews:
B/S chick:
Wow! Continue! U r very talented.
JumpStart Very good. Have you ever though about writing 4 real?
Dynasty:
Why can't I write this good? You.wow. More!
B/S 4evea:
You killed Spike! You lazy, distugisting little bitca, I know where you live and am coming to get you!!
Little_Dawn:
Ohhh! Put Dawn in it! Please!
Idiots 101:
You know, this is on my favorites.
Someone who's been on ff.n way to long:
**mourning for the old days**