The Chaotic Life of Gohan!
Chapter one: Pods land and Flying sand
A/N: *Gohan is running in the backround screaming "MY BOXERS ARE ON FIRE!!!!!!!!!!!!!"* Hi! Me again, and I must say that now the time is a month before Gohan starts high school. Bardok has installed power infusers in the pods so now our power has quintupeled (times 5). Enjoy!
"speaking" *actions* bond/telethapy /Saiya-go/ (author's notes) thoughts
The Bahamas. A perfect place to vacation. And, unfortanatly for the residents, a good place to crash. A tiny pinprick of light was almost not noticable from the shore. However, as it drew near, it could be shown as three pinpricks of light, becoming larger by the second.
Three large balls crashed into the beach, sending thirty tonnes of sand into the air. Many people were buried as the grains settled, and the three balls were gone, replaced by robots. One in the form of a were-wolf, one in the form of a raptor, and one like an Oozaru (were-monkeys).
The robots then made a hasty retreat, heading toward the land of the rising sun.
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Beep, beep, beep, SLAM, beep, beep, beep.
Gohan grumbled at the alarm clock. Stupid alarm, I thought I turned that off. Gohan stretched his muscles, angry that his dream had been interrupted. He went downstairs after tossing on a gi, inhaling the smell of his mothers cooking. "Morning Mom, what's for breakfast? I'm ravonous!" he said, his usual morning greeting, although the synonym for 'hungry' varied. "The usual Gohan, now go and wash up. You had better be spotless when you get back!"
Gohan sighed as he trooped to the bathroom to do the chore that is washing up. When he got there, he noticed small stubbles of hair on his chin. Well that's a first. I guess I have to start shaving now.
He rummaged through the cabinet until he found Goku's old razor, a bottle of shaving cream, and some aftershave. Little did he know, but this imparticular aftershave is the kind used to pick up chicks. He applied it vigorously, liking the smell.
After returning to the kitchen, ChiChi noticed the pleasent aroma in the air, and also noticed it coming from Gohan. Her memory recovered a mental picture of Goku naked, but she had also noticed Gohans need to shave. Therefore, she had come to the conclusion that Gohan used Goku's 'special' aftershave, not knowing what it was.
ChiChi giggled, and made up her mind to not tell him about the aftershave mix-up, and noted to send him to the city to pick up some things for her. This way, he may meet a nice girl, and it may grow into a romantic relationship, and she may that way get the grandchildren she oh so much desires.
Then another idea got planted in her brain. "Gohan, I was thinking about sending you to high school. You need a social life, and some kids your age." she lectured, hiding her grandchildren motive. "Therefore, you will be sent to Orange Star Highschool."
Gohan spit out his Toaster Strudel(TM) in suprise. (Mmmmmm... Toaster Strudel...) "You can't be serious Mom! They worship that clown Hercule! Me, surrounded by that?!?! No way in hell."
ChiChi glared at her older sons stubborness. Altough he had a point. What was she going to do?
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A/N Sorry I took so long to update, but I've been busy. Will Gohan go to school? When will our favorite trio show up? Where the hell is Goten? Find out next time on Dragonb, err.. The Chaotic Life of Gohan!!!
A/N: *Gohan is running in the backround screaming "MY BOXERS ARE ON FIRE!!!!!!!!!!!!!"* Hi! Me again, and I must say that now the time is a month before Gohan starts high school. Bardok has installed power infusers in the pods so now our power has quintupeled (times 5). Enjoy!
"speaking" *actions* bond/telethapy /Saiya-go/ (author's notes) thoughts
The Bahamas. A perfect place to vacation. And, unfortanatly for the residents, a good place to crash. A tiny pinprick of light was almost not noticable from the shore. However, as it drew near, it could be shown as three pinpricks of light, becoming larger by the second.
Three large balls crashed into the beach, sending thirty tonnes of sand into the air. Many people were buried as the grains settled, and the three balls were gone, replaced by robots. One in the form of a were-wolf, one in the form of a raptor, and one like an Oozaru (were-monkeys).
The robots then made a hasty retreat, heading toward the land of the rising sun.
++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
Beep, beep, beep, SLAM, beep, beep, beep.
Gohan grumbled at the alarm clock. Stupid alarm, I thought I turned that off. Gohan stretched his muscles, angry that his dream had been interrupted. He went downstairs after tossing on a gi, inhaling the smell of his mothers cooking. "Morning Mom, what's for breakfast? I'm ravonous!" he said, his usual morning greeting, although the synonym for 'hungry' varied. "The usual Gohan, now go and wash up. You had better be spotless when you get back!"
Gohan sighed as he trooped to the bathroom to do the chore that is washing up. When he got there, he noticed small stubbles of hair on his chin. Well that's a first. I guess I have to start shaving now.
He rummaged through the cabinet until he found Goku's old razor, a bottle of shaving cream, and some aftershave. Little did he know, but this imparticular aftershave is the kind used to pick up chicks. He applied it vigorously, liking the smell.
After returning to the kitchen, ChiChi noticed the pleasent aroma in the air, and also noticed it coming from Gohan. Her memory recovered a mental picture of Goku naked, but she had also noticed Gohans need to shave. Therefore, she had come to the conclusion that Gohan used Goku's 'special' aftershave, not knowing what it was.
ChiChi giggled, and made up her mind to not tell him about the aftershave mix-up, and noted to send him to the city to pick up some things for her. This way, he may meet a nice girl, and it may grow into a romantic relationship, and she may that way get the grandchildren she oh so much desires.
Then another idea got planted in her brain. "Gohan, I was thinking about sending you to high school. You need a social life, and some kids your age." she lectured, hiding her grandchildren motive. "Therefore, you will be sent to Orange Star Highschool."
Gohan spit out his Toaster Strudel(TM) in suprise. (Mmmmmm... Toaster Strudel...) "You can't be serious Mom! They worship that clown Hercule! Me, surrounded by that?!?! No way in hell."
ChiChi glared at her older sons stubborness. Altough he had a point. What was she going to do?
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A/N Sorry I took so long to update, but I've been busy. Will Gohan go to school? When will our favorite trio show up? Where the hell is Goten? Find out next time on Dragonb, err.. The Chaotic Life of Gohan!!!