The Chaotic life of Gohan!! Chapter 2: Gohan gets mobbed and mud gets lobbed!

A/N: Sorry it took so long, but I am, unfortanatly for you, lazy! Hope you like it! Also, lobbed is a synonym for thrown, tossed, ect.

"speaking" *actions* bond/telethapy /Saiya-go/ (author's notes) =======================================

Gohan sighed miserably (spelling?) as his mother tried to get him a uniform for school. His mother loved shopping, and he secretly thinks she also enjoy's torturing him. "Here, try on this one." said his mother, handing him a black vest, white shirt, and orange pants.

*sigh* If anything, these clothes will get me dubbed a nerd of the century. thought Gohan, going into the dressing stall.

"What do you know, a perfect fit! We'll buy these." said ChiChi. "Yes ma'am." replied the clerk.

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/How are we supposed to feed ourselves on this planet? Become slaughterers?/ ask's Bardok skepticly to his powerful comrads.

/Do not worry, with my abilities to warp time, I have created a garden with very exotic plants. There is even plants that grow meat, and beans able to restore you to full health. I don't think such beans exist here./ replys Kenohkihi, smirking.

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"AAAAAAAAACHOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!" sneezes Korin, keeper of senzu beans. (in Japan, there is an old folktale that says you sneeze when someones talking about you behind your back.)

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/Yes, I am starving for some meat! Lemme at the sirloin vine!/ goes the eager saiyjin, Kayoko. /Come on! Your with me right Bar?/

/Paitence Kayoko, first we must harvest and cook what we are going to eat./ says Kenohkihi to him with a quelling glance. Then they went off to cook their plentiful harvest.

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ChiChi, Gohan, and Goten walked out of the store, Goten throwing a lollipop stick in the trash. (So that's why he was so quiet......) "Gohan, there's the school. Go and register, while me and Goten buy ice cream cones for us." says, errr.. orders ChiChi.

Gohan merely sighed (He's been doing that alot hasn't he folks?) and trudged off to what he was sure of was his doom.

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Meanwhile, in the girls lockeroom, the cheerleaders had just finished practice and was throwing on their normal clothes. Then, through the vent, the odor of Gohans aftershve wafted in. They sniffed it and knew a hunk was passing by. They quickly finished getting dressed and charged outside of the lockeroom.

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Gohan wandered by a door and wondered if he should knock and ask directions. He was about to rap his knuckles on the door when it flung open and he was mobbed by the girls!!! Gee, poor Gohan.

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A/N: So how did you like it? review to tell me! it may take a while for me to update, cause like i said, im lazy. Remember the 3 R's! Read, Review, and Retaliate to flamers! Ta!