The Chaotic Life of Gohan! Chp 3: Trip to..... China!?!

A/N: I/ve decided to change this fic according to what I heard from one of my reviewers. Thanks Emotionless Shadow for the Idea!

"speaking" *actions* bond/telethapy /Saiya-go/ (author's notes) [thoughts]

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Kenohkihi looked upon Gohan smirking. He was not detected because Bardok invented new brands of scouters the shields ki detection and has a cloaking device.

[So, he is an item with the ladies eh? Well, I know exactly how to make him an item with the men too.] /BWAHAHAHAHAHA!/ cackled Kenohkihi gleefully.

Kayoko looked at his comrad with a look of..... actually, I don't know how to describe the look. /Don't you think that's a bit much?/

/Nah./ interjects Bardok.

/If you think so Bar./ says Kayoko dubiously.

/DON'T CALL ME THAT!!!!!!!!!/ yells Bar, errr... Bardok

Both Kayoko and Kenohkihi merely snickered.

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Bulma called the whole gang in for an announcement. "Guys, I have arranged it so we can have a trip to China! Isn't that great?"

"Woman, we can fly there at any time. Why would we want to go to #&@*(^% China by plane?" retorted Veggie. "AND I DEMAND NOT TO BE CALLED VEGGIE!!!!!!!!!" screamed Veg-Head in rage. "IF I'M CALLED BY ANYTHING BUT VEGETA, I PROMISE TO BLOW THIS PLANET INTO SO MANY PIECES NOT EVEN PORUNGA CAN FIND THEM ALL!!!!!!!!!!!"

(Ok, ok, Vegeta. Sheesh.)

"Better."

"We aren't taking a plane. Actually Goku is going to be ressurected and instant transmission us there." says Bulma, glaring at Shor, errr... Vegeta.

"Cool, Now I get to meet daddy!" chirps Goten. "I'm gonna visit daddy, I'm gonna visit daddy, I'm gonna visit daddy, I'm gonna visit daddy...." chants Goten, acting.... chibiish.

"Now now squirt, calm down. Sure dad's coming back, but that is reeeeeally annoying. So stop it." chides Gohan.

So they summoned the dargon. Long story short, they revived Goku and they went to China. Yay.

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/They're here. Start force blast. Trajectory, Nyannichuan./

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Gohan felt a sudden jolt and the next thing he knew he was flung miles from them. He did, however, hear them calling to him. The jungle opened up to many springs and bamboo poles. (How the hell did they get those poles there?) There was a large splash and he blacked out. ##################################################

A/N: How did you like it? as u all know, im lazy so u have to wait. Thanks Emotionless Shadow for giving me the idea for more Ranma 1/2 stuff Now press the pretty review button | | | | | v