The Chaotic Life of Gohan!
Chp 4: What the hell!?! Who is this busty female?!?!?!
A/N: Sorry I took so long! ;-; ^___^ I overcame my writers block!!! Yay!!!
"speaking" *actions* bond/telethapy /Saiya-go/ (author's notes) [thoughts]
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"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!" *SPLASH*
"Gohan!" cried Goku in alarm. He flew to try and save him from a watery death, but when he got there, Gohan was nowhere in sight.
Goku spotted a plump Chinese guy just sitting there. He decided to ask him where Gohan landed. "Hey, have you seen a spikey haired teenager flying at a fast speed around here?"
"He fall in Nyannichuan, spring of drowned girl. There very tragic story of young girl that drown there 3,000 year ago. Now whoever fall in spring take body of young girl." replied the plump man.
"Aw, that is tragic. *sniff* poor girl...." Goku burst into tears because of the... tragicness......
"Goku! Did you find Gohan?!?!?!" yelled a fast approaching Chi-Chi.
The rest of the Z fighters came on a just plain wierd scene of a crying Goku and a plump Chinese man fishing around in a pool with a long metal pole. Chi-Chi was the first to recover and bonk the weeping saiyjin over the head with... IT!!!! (The-All-Mighty-Frying-Pan-of-DEATH!!!!!!!!!!! (TM)) (DEATH is Chi-Chi's, DOOM is Bulma's, and DESPAIR is Videl's when she gets one, and TERROR is 18's, k?)
"Ow! Chi-Chi what was that for?" said Goku, nursing his head. Chi-Chi glared. "I said, where is Gohan."
"Sirs, Misses, I found him." shouted the chinese man. On his metall pole was a damp female with large breasts and had the same style as Gohans, but instead of black in was a strange lilac color. Wearing the same clothes as Gohan was earlier, her clothes were soaked, unfortanatly her white T-shirt as well. Roshi, was gleeful at this and went to get a closer look, and a feel.
Unfortanatly for him the girl woke up with a groan before he was even halfway there. "Ugh..... Did anyone get the number on that saiyjin space pod?"
Chi-Chi, enraged to see that the overweight guide did not find her 'baby', the stalked up to the soaked teen. "Who are you, and wheres my Gohan!?!?!?!"
"Mom? What happened? Hey, waitasec, what in the hell happened to my voice? And my center of balance is off. Why is that? This place is not going to exist anymore if I don't get some answers! Woah, I have got to stop hanging around Vegeta so much." rambled the girl, who appears to think she is Gohan.
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/That, my freind, was truly cruel. I liked it./ siad Bardock.
/I agree. But you didn't overdue it and let Roshi get to him before he woke up. Nice./ interjects Kayoko.
/MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!/ Kenohkihi laughed maniacly.
/Wait a sec, I think the author is going to end the fic soon. Doesn't that mean....../ says Kayoko.
/CLIFFIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!/ they all cried out in despair. ____________________________________________________
A/N: Yay! I updated!!!
My Annoying Brother (MAB): Yeah, and it only took you 2 months!!
Shut up, before I take all your muse treats and feed them to Rannchan.
MAB: Oh, I'm so scared.
You should be, last time she was on a sugar high you ended up a tree naked.
MAB: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! I FORGOT ABOUT THAT!!!!!!!
The REAL AB: The Muse treats aren't real.
Shut up before I make your charater an ignorant weakling.
The REAL AB(TRAB): You control it, I don't have any say on what my supposed character does in the fic, so it isn't really my character.
You, on the other hand, still have an obsession with Pikachu, so you shouldn't be one to contradict the character, I remind you, that you named and created one in your little world.
TRAB: Oh yeah, one: You can't imagine what goes on in my head..
Your right, I would have to lower my IQ standerds to the negative centillions to even come close to what goes on in that black hole in your skull.
TRAB: Don't interupt me. and if i had a black hole in my head, i would be sucked in as well as the whole solar system and more. Two, i have a very high IQ. Three, watch this *throws Pikachu plushie up into the cieling, then punted it*.
Pssst, readers, he is gonna rescue it when your all not reading. And let's just end it now, bye!
A/N: Sorry I took so long! ;-; ^___^ I overcame my writers block!!! Yay!!!
"speaking" *actions* bond/telethapy /Saiya-go/ (author's notes) [thoughts]
()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()() ()
"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!" *SPLASH*
"Gohan!" cried Goku in alarm. He flew to try and save him from a watery death, but when he got there, Gohan was nowhere in sight.
Goku spotted a plump Chinese guy just sitting there. He decided to ask him where Gohan landed. "Hey, have you seen a spikey haired teenager flying at a fast speed around here?"
"He fall in Nyannichuan, spring of drowned girl. There very tragic story of young girl that drown there 3,000 year ago. Now whoever fall in spring take body of young girl." replied the plump man.
"Aw, that is tragic. *sniff* poor girl...." Goku burst into tears because of the... tragicness......
"Goku! Did you find Gohan?!?!?!" yelled a fast approaching Chi-Chi.
The rest of the Z fighters came on a just plain wierd scene of a crying Goku and a plump Chinese man fishing around in a pool with a long metal pole. Chi-Chi was the first to recover and bonk the weeping saiyjin over the head with... IT!!!! (The-All-Mighty-Frying-Pan-of-DEATH!!!!!!!!!!! (TM)) (DEATH is Chi-Chi's, DOOM is Bulma's, and DESPAIR is Videl's when she gets one, and TERROR is 18's, k?)
"Ow! Chi-Chi what was that for?" said Goku, nursing his head. Chi-Chi glared. "I said, where is Gohan."
"Sirs, Misses, I found him." shouted the chinese man. On his metall pole was a damp female with large breasts and had the same style as Gohans, but instead of black in was a strange lilac color. Wearing the same clothes as Gohan was earlier, her clothes were soaked, unfortanatly her white T-shirt as well. Roshi, was gleeful at this and went to get a closer look, and a feel.
Unfortanatly for him the girl woke up with a groan before he was even halfway there. "Ugh..... Did anyone get the number on that saiyjin space pod?"
Chi-Chi, enraged to see that the overweight guide did not find her 'baby', the stalked up to the soaked teen. "Who are you, and wheres my Gohan!?!?!?!"
"Mom? What happened? Hey, waitasec, what in the hell happened to my voice? And my center of balance is off. Why is that? This place is not going to exist anymore if I don't get some answers! Woah, I have got to stop hanging around Vegeta so much." rambled the girl, who appears to think she is Gohan.
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/That, my freind, was truly cruel. I liked it./ siad Bardock.
/I agree. But you didn't overdue it and let Roshi get to him before he woke up. Nice./ interjects Kayoko.
/MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!/ Kenohkihi laughed maniacly.
/Wait a sec, I think the author is going to end the fic soon. Doesn't that mean....../ says Kayoko.
/CLIFFIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!/ they all cried out in despair. ____________________________________________________
A/N: Yay! I updated!!!
My Annoying Brother (MAB): Yeah, and it only took you 2 months!!
Shut up, before I take all your muse treats and feed them to Rannchan.
MAB: Oh, I'm so scared.
You should be, last time she was on a sugar high you ended up a tree naked.
MAB: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! I FORGOT ABOUT THAT!!!!!!!
The REAL AB: The Muse treats aren't real.
Shut up before I make your charater an ignorant weakling.
The REAL AB(TRAB): You control it, I don't have any say on what my supposed character does in the fic, so it isn't really my character.
You, on the other hand, still have an obsession with Pikachu, so you shouldn't be one to contradict the character, I remind you, that you named and created one in your little world.
TRAB: Oh yeah, one: You can't imagine what goes on in my head..
Your right, I would have to lower my IQ standerds to the negative centillions to even come close to what goes on in that black hole in your skull.
TRAB: Don't interupt me. and if i had a black hole in my head, i would be sucked in as well as the whole solar system and more. Two, i have a very high IQ. Three, watch this *throws Pikachu plushie up into the cieling, then punted it*.
Pssst, readers, he is gonna rescue it when your all not reading. And let's just end it now, bye!