When the Script is Thrown Away
Hello, again and welcome to the 3rd part of my first fan fic ever, When the Script Is Thrown Away! Its really kinda weird that you think Im funny. Most people just think Im dumb. Well, anyway, once again I say I am not the brilliant person who created these characters, J.K. Rowling is. Except for the characters I made up, of course.So, here it is.The not-so-long-awaited 3rd chapter to..
By the way, in my story I make some comments about British and Irish people, but please don't take them seriously, I don't mean any offense.
When the Script is Thrown Away!!!!!!!!!!
Chapter 3
Scene 5, continued
Everyone that was previously at the secret place find themselves once again, at the secret place.
Crickets chirp
Harry- Does anyone remember what just happened?
Lee- No, actually..It feels like were in a play and it just took days for the author to get back to us.
Author- *rolls eyes * Good job, genius boy.
Lee- Who said that?
Crickets chirp.
Lee- Hmmm.Curious.
George- Hmmm.I smell Flashback!
Fred- Flashback! Woo-hoo!
~*~*~*~*~*~*FLASHBACK~*~*~*~*~*~*~
Voldie- And as for you, my little brother-
Harry- Im your brother?!
Voldie- Yes! You are the sole reason I turned evil! Mommie dearest and Daddy-kins rejected me for you, an orphan!
Harry- I was adopted?!
Voldie- Then your bimbo girlfriend Britney Spears spills that Pepsi on me and just.ARGH!!
Harry- I was Britney Spears' boyfriend?!
Voldie- No, I just made that up.
Harry- Oh.
Voldie- So now Im finishing you off and doing what I should have done a long time ago..*pulls out his wand* Your finally going to pay for everything you had that should have been mine.
~*~*~*~*~*~ FLASHBACK*~*~*~*~*~
Kat- What an amazing turn of events.
Fred looks at the still unconscious Oliver.
Fred- We should hurry up and get this scene over with before he goes into a cobra or whatever those things are called.
George- Your right, we have a quidditch game on Friday and we cant afford to lose him!
Harry- Your right. *looks at Voldie and says heroically * It isnt my fault you were just a big fat ugly baby and I was so cute and cuddly-wuddly!
Everyone notices Harry is still in his orange thong.
Lee- Dude, put these on, this still has to maintain its PG-13 rating. *hands him some jeans *
Harry- Thanks, man. * puts the pants on* Where did you get the extra pair?
Lee, while standing only in a t-shirt and some lacey pink frilly underwear- What extra pair?
Voldie- Enough! *aims his wand at him *
George, Lee, Fred and Kat stare and grab their buckets of popcorn.
Voldie- Wait a minute.this is what you WANT me to do! You freaks! Well Im not killing him right now.
Lee- Damn! *pays 5$ to Fred * You win the stupid bet.
Voldie- Instead, Im holding Harry hostage for one week. Follow if you dare, but in a weeks time, Im killing him! *evil laugh- *cough cough * evil laugh * *does a little dance, then vanishes in a puff of pink smoke with Harry. *
Crickets chirp.
George- Well, we better get old Oli here to the hospital wing, he has to be in tip-top shape for the game on Friday.
Lee- Yeah, looks like were going to have to save Harry, too, we don't have a replacement seeker.
Fred- Your right.
Crickets chirp
Kat- Hey.where did Draco and Ginny go to?
Lee- You don't wanna know, girl. Trust me. You don't wanna know.
Kat- This stinks, I still need a camera man!
George hands her a slip of paper- This guy is great, you ask him to do anything, he'll do it!
Kat- Seriously?
George- Yeah! Hes great!
Kat- Thanks, man. *reads the paper, then says to herself * Hmm. I wonder who Sean Biggerstaff is?
Scene 6-
Oliver lies sleeping in the hospital wing, when he suddenly flutters his eyes open and comes to.
Lee- Good lord, Oli! We thought you were done for!
Oliver- Huh? Uh.OMIGOD! What happened?!
Fred- Well..
Oliver- Did I save her, huh? Huh?
George- Um.
Oliver- Um, what? Um, what?!
Lee- No, you didn't save her.
The excitement suddenly fades away from his face.
Oliver- What? Well, what happened then?
Fred- You were gonna save her-
George- But you tripped on a rock.
Lee- And went unconscious.
Fred- Yeah, then Voldie tried to kill Kat-
George- But the spell ricocheted-
Lee- And killed the really hot sexy Latin guy instead!
Oliver- Aw, great, she must think I'm the-
Fred- The most pathetic thing ever.
Oliver- She said that?
George- *nods *
Oliver- Fabulous. *buries his head in his arms * I might as well go back to Ireland and date Molly, the town cow!
Lee pats him on the shoulder.
Lee- Its okay Oliver. I mean, look at you. Your nice, funny. Your smart, cool, pretty good-looking. You have a nice body.your totally sexy, and-
Oliver- Lee! Please! I just got tragically rejected! I don't need some gay fruit telling me how sexy I am!
Lee- What? Im not gay.
Oliver- Er, your not?
Lee- No!
Oliver- Oh.
Scene 7-
Kat- Well, he said I could just call you, but I appreciate you coming all the way from Ireland to come to this interview.
Sean Biggerstaff- No problem.
Kat- So, do you have any experience with taping?
Sean - Well, once I taped my fingers together.
Kat- Really?
Sean- Yeah!
Kat- Would you be prepared to accompany me on dangerous missions?
Sean- Such as?
Kat- Like tomorrow morning I have to seek out an evil sorcerer with the power of three, not two, but three 5 year olds with only the help of a couple guys who are proof that Jesus died in vain.
Sean- Wow.three 5 year olds, huh?
Kat- Yup.
Sean- Im up for it.
Kat- Your hired!
Sean- Awesome! So whats the pay like?
Kat- You get no pay.
Sean- Huh? Well I don't really want to work for you then!
Kat- Have you ever heard the phrase."Swizzle Stick?"
Sean- Id be honored to work with you.
Kat- Thought so.
Sean- *mumbles *
Kat- Hm, you look familiar. Have you ever acted?
Sean- Yes, actually. I was Tom, a little weird kid in "The Winter Guest" and I played Oliver Wood in the Harry Potter movie.
Kat- Oh, yeah! Man, you were so hot in that movie! So, whats your status?
Sean- I am devilishly good looking and single. *Smiles and winks to the camera and gives a thumbs up after his tooth sparkles *
Kat- Dude, you ARE egocentric.
Sean- Yes, Its one of my many talents.
Kat- Um, yeah.
Scene 8-
George- Come on, Oliver! We have to go meet Kat at the secret place!
Oliver- I cant decide what to wear!
George- What are the options?
Oliver- Well, I have this baby blue sweater, this navy blue sweater, this black sweater, this grayish colored sweater..Oh, and this white sweater. OH, THE POSSIBILITIES ARE ENDLESS!
Fred- Well, what would a girl find sexy?
Oliver- Why don't you just ask Lee? He should know.
Lee- Hey!
Oliver- Kidding!
George- Just wear the navy one, were running out of time!
Oliver- Then what jeans will I wear?
Fred- What????
Oliver- I can wear these 3 pocket jeans, or-
Lee- Wear the 3 pocket jeans!!!
Oliver quickly gets dressed.
George- Are you going to give her the charm bracelet you gave your last temporary girlfriend?
Oliver- No, Someone already stole it again. *sighs * They're always after me lucky charms.
Lee snickers.
From somewhere else in the dorm-
Ron- I'm still waiting, my heartstring!
They all look at each other.
Lee- I'm not even gonna ask.
A few minutes later-
Lee, George, Fred and Oliver walk to the edge of the dark forest where Draco is waiting.
George- Aw, blimey, what are you doing here?
Draco- Hey, who knows? Someone as.edible.as Harry might need some proper saving from someone who doesn't smoke Badgers. *shoots a nasty glare at Oliver *
Oliver- Okay, one that was a direct violation of badger code 17564. Don't ever, under ANY circumstances insult the badger. Two, badgers aren't smoked, you British cracker. And three, you're the reason Voldie took Harry in the first place, Draco!
Draco- What?! You guys told me to bring Harry to the secret place!
Fred- We did not!
Draco- Did too!
Fred- Did NOT!
Draco- Did TOO!
Lee- Have any proof?
Draco- Wha-
George- Sh!
Draco- Bu-
George- Sh!
Draco-Wi-
George- Shhhhhhhhhh!
Draco-...
George- Good.
Draco- Bu-
George- SHHH!
Kat suddenly appears, followed by the scrumptious Sean Biggerstaff carrying the camera.
Lee looks at Sean- Hey, whos he?
Oliver- I don't know, but hes devilishly good looking.
Sean- And single. *winks and thumbs up at the camera *
Fred- Hey, Oli, I think he stole your face.
Sean- No, he stole my face.
Oliver- Hey, I know you! Your- *dun dun dun! * Sean Biggerstaff!
Sean- Thank you, genius boy.
Oliver- What are you doing here?
(George- Dude, Im seeing double!)
Sean- I'm this lil lady's new camera man.
Oliver- WHAT?!
Sean- Yup, your not worthy of the position as camera man.
Oliver- Oh, and you are? Don't think I didn't see that little performance you did in "The Winter Guest".
Sean- You mean-
Oliver- M-hmm.
Oliver and Sean look of dreamily into space and a vision comes up of a young looking Sean Biggerstaff sticking some junk in his pants. The vision goes away.
Lee- Whoa, man! What was that?!
Oliver- That was a flashback, my good man.
*~*~*~FLASHBACK! 0.o *weewoo * FLASHBACK! *~*~*~
Lee- No, I mean that junk he put in his pants, what was it?
Everyone looks at Sean.
Sean- Hey, what can Sean say? Sean's Biggerstaff obviously wasn't big enough when Sean was that age. How was Sean supposed to know that it would make Sean's Biggerstaff burn like bloody hell?
Oliver- Why is Sean referring to Sean in the 3rd person?!
Sean- Sean did no such thing.
Oliver- There you go again!
Sean- What ARE you talking about?
Oliver- I don't like your tone!
Sean- WHAT tone?!
Oliver- I sense attempted sarcasm, you jerk. That's bad. Very bad.
Draco- Can we get on with this? We DO still have that quidditch match on Friday.
Fred- Blimey, your right.
Kat looks into the camera.
Kat- You have it, viewers at home. What was once a desperate attempt as a reality show has now actually become that, reality. As the seven of us embark on an epic journey to get our Harry Potter back, we have to ask- Can we survive each other? And, to my horror and dismay, my completely innocent show has now become..
SURVIVOR!
Lee- Kudos., and all that, but will you please give Oliver his thesaurus back so we can get on with this?
Kat- Okay. *hands the thesaurus back to Oliver, who wraps the book in plastic wrap and labels it- "The object of my undying affection touched this book". *
Kat- Seriously over-dramatic, that one.
George- *nods *
They all set off.
Scene I forgot which scene Im at-
After 3 minutes of walking-
Fred- Im hot. Im cold. I have to rest my body. I have to use the potty. Im hungry. Are we there yet? Im tired. How far?
Author- The seven continue to walk on, knowing they are missing their classes and Snape will soon be joining them.
George- He will?
Lee- We do?
Kat- *smacks Lee's face, hard. *
Lee- Bloody hell, what was that for?!
Kat- There was a mosquito.
Lee- Oh.
Oliver- Lord, my feet hurt!
Draco- Will you shut up?
Oliver- Me shut up?! After the first seven minutes, you got that Sean character to carry you on his back because your feet hurt and then he had you on his back and his camera equipment on his front, I mean come on! If you were any heavier, his back would be broken by now!
Draco- Aw, shove it, fruitcup.
Oliver takes out his wand, points it at Draco and says- Abera-cadabera, frilly underwear!
Draco suddenly has on some launderee' (sp?) aka some pink French Frilly underwear Ginny has on when shes snogging.
Draco- Why you- *reaches for his wand, but finds Oliver has stolen it *
Draco- Freak.
Oliver- Blondie.
Draco- Yeah, well NEWSFLASH! Noone likes Saint Patricks day, eh?! Hahaha!
Oliver frowns and looks down. *sniffle *
Fred- Hehe, nice bra, Draco.
Draco- Not half as good as the one my dad got me.
Crickets chirp as everyone stares at Draco, then looks away.
Kat- So what if Voldie went the other way?
Lee- Where supposing in the off chance that he went this way, cuz we all know how this stories gonna end anyway.
Kat- Really? How?
Lee- Well, were going to stumble across a sorcerer with a emerald green fire and then hes gonna direct us in some mystical and mysterious way to Voldie and then one of us will be deleted from survivor round 1, and then were gonna find out that Draco and Harry are really brothers and they're going to admit their incest filled affair to all of us and then all will be well with the world.
Draco- Incest filled affair?! Ugh, you have a sick mind, Lee!
Lee- Learned from the best. *nods at George and Fred, who are holding hands. * Hey, since when do you two hold hands?
Fred- Err, were not holding hands.
Lee- Sure looks like it.
George- No, its just your imagination.
Fred- There are no hands, hands are just a myth, forget hands.
Lee- *thumbs up * Gotcha.
Suddenly they see in the distance an emerald green fire. Everyone looks at Lee, who shrugs and keeps walking.
Kat- I have to go to bed, Ive gotta end this chapter up.
Sean holds up the camera for Kat.
Kat straightens her hair- This has been Chapter 3 of "When the Script is Thrown Away." Will I fall for Oliver Wood? *snort, laugh * Is Lee really a gay fruitcup? (Lee- HEY! :- ( ) Is Lee phsycic? How did Lee get what George and Fred were talking about? Does Lee idolize the twins? Why am I asking so many questions about Lee? What kind of sorcerer makes a green fire, anyway? Are hands really a myth? All this and more, next time.
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A/N Please R/R!!!! Any suggestions or thoughts or criticizes are welcome! Let me know if you want a certain person or situation to appear or take place. I take bets, thanx! Watch out for my next 2 stories, "The Tutoring Session" and "Interviews in the Bathtub". PLEASE R/R LIKE A GOOD PERSON!!!!!!
Hello, again and welcome to the 3rd part of my first fan fic ever, When the Script Is Thrown Away! Its really kinda weird that you think Im funny. Most people just think Im dumb. Well, anyway, once again I say I am not the brilliant person who created these characters, J.K. Rowling is. Except for the characters I made up, of course.So, here it is.The not-so-long-awaited 3rd chapter to..
By the way, in my story I make some comments about British and Irish people, but please don't take them seriously, I don't mean any offense.
When the Script is Thrown Away!!!!!!!!!!
Chapter 3
Scene 5, continued
Everyone that was previously at the secret place find themselves once again, at the secret place.
Crickets chirp
Harry- Does anyone remember what just happened?
Lee- No, actually..It feels like were in a play and it just took days for the author to get back to us.
Author- *rolls eyes * Good job, genius boy.
Lee- Who said that?
Crickets chirp.
Lee- Hmmm.Curious.
George- Hmmm.I smell Flashback!
Fred- Flashback! Woo-hoo!
~*~*~*~*~*~*FLASHBACK~*~*~*~*~*~*~
Voldie- And as for you, my little brother-
Harry- Im your brother?!
Voldie- Yes! You are the sole reason I turned evil! Mommie dearest and Daddy-kins rejected me for you, an orphan!
Harry- I was adopted?!
Voldie- Then your bimbo girlfriend Britney Spears spills that Pepsi on me and just.ARGH!!
Harry- I was Britney Spears' boyfriend?!
Voldie- No, I just made that up.
Harry- Oh.
Voldie- So now Im finishing you off and doing what I should have done a long time ago..*pulls out his wand* Your finally going to pay for everything you had that should have been mine.
~*~*~*~*~*~ FLASHBACK*~*~*~*~*~
Kat- What an amazing turn of events.
Fred looks at the still unconscious Oliver.
Fred- We should hurry up and get this scene over with before he goes into a cobra or whatever those things are called.
George- Your right, we have a quidditch game on Friday and we cant afford to lose him!
Harry- Your right. *looks at Voldie and says heroically * It isnt my fault you were just a big fat ugly baby and I was so cute and cuddly-wuddly!
Everyone notices Harry is still in his orange thong.
Lee- Dude, put these on, this still has to maintain its PG-13 rating. *hands him some jeans *
Harry- Thanks, man. * puts the pants on* Where did you get the extra pair?
Lee, while standing only in a t-shirt and some lacey pink frilly underwear- What extra pair?
Voldie- Enough! *aims his wand at him *
George, Lee, Fred and Kat stare and grab their buckets of popcorn.
Voldie- Wait a minute.this is what you WANT me to do! You freaks! Well Im not killing him right now.
Lee- Damn! *pays 5$ to Fred * You win the stupid bet.
Voldie- Instead, Im holding Harry hostage for one week. Follow if you dare, but in a weeks time, Im killing him! *evil laugh- *cough cough * evil laugh * *does a little dance, then vanishes in a puff of pink smoke with Harry. *
Crickets chirp.
George- Well, we better get old Oli here to the hospital wing, he has to be in tip-top shape for the game on Friday.
Lee- Yeah, looks like were going to have to save Harry, too, we don't have a replacement seeker.
Fred- Your right.
Crickets chirp
Kat- Hey.where did Draco and Ginny go to?
Lee- You don't wanna know, girl. Trust me. You don't wanna know.
Kat- This stinks, I still need a camera man!
George hands her a slip of paper- This guy is great, you ask him to do anything, he'll do it!
Kat- Seriously?
George- Yeah! Hes great!
Kat- Thanks, man. *reads the paper, then says to herself * Hmm. I wonder who Sean Biggerstaff is?
Scene 6-
Oliver lies sleeping in the hospital wing, when he suddenly flutters his eyes open and comes to.
Lee- Good lord, Oli! We thought you were done for!
Oliver- Huh? Uh.OMIGOD! What happened?!
Fred- Well..
Oliver- Did I save her, huh? Huh?
George- Um.
Oliver- Um, what? Um, what?!
Lee- No, you didn't save her.
The excitement suddenly fades away from his face.
Oliver- What? Well, what happened then?
Fred- You were gonna save her-
George- But you tripped on a rock.
Lee- And went unconscious.
Fred- Yeah, then Voldie tried to kill Kat-
George- But the spell ricocheted-
Lee- And killed the really hot sexy Latin guy instead!
Oliver- Aw, great, she must think I'm the-
Fred- The most pathetic thing ever.
Oliver- She said that?
George- *nods *
Oliver- Fabulous. *buries his head in his arms * I might as well go back to Ireland and date Molly, the town cow!
Lee pats him on the shoulder.
Lee- Its okay Oliver. I mean, look at you. Your nice, funny. Your smart, cool, pretty good-looking. You have a nice body.your totally sexy, and-
Oliver- Lee! Please! I just got tragically rejected! I don't need some gay fruit telling me how sexy I am!
Lee- What? Im not gay.
Oliver- Er, your not?
Lee- No!
Oliver- Oh.
Scene 7-
Kat- Well, he said I could just call you, but I appreciate you coming all the way from Ireland to come to this interview.
Sean Biggerstaff- No problem.
Kat- So, do you have any experience with taping?
Sean - Well, once I taped my fingers together.
Kat- Really?
Sean- Yeah!
Kat- Would you be prepared to accompany me on dangerous missions?
Sean- Such as?
Kat- Like tomorrow morning I have to seek out an evil sorcerer with the power of three, not two, but three 5 year olds with only the help of a couple guys who are proof that Jesus died in vain.
Sean- Wow.three 5 year olds, huh?
Kat- Yup.
Sean- Im up for it.
Kat- Your hired!
Sean- Awesome! So whats the pay like?
Kat- You get no pay.
Sean- Huh? Well I don't really want to work for you then!
Kat- Have you ever heard the phrase."Swizzle Stick?"
Sean- Id be honored to work with you.
Kat- Thought so.
Sean- *mumbles *
Kat- Hm, you look familiar. Have you ever acted?
Sean- Yes, actually. I was Tom, a little weird kid in "The Winter Guest" and I played Oliver Wood in the Harry Potter movie.
Kat- Oh, yeah! Man, you were so hot in that movie! So, whats your status?
Sean- I am devilishly good looking and single. *Smiles and winks to the camera and gives a thumbs up after his tooth sparkles *
Kat- Dude, you ARE egocentric.
Sean- Yes, Its one of my many talents.
Kat- Um, yeah.
Scene 8-
George- Come on, Oliver! We have to go meet Kat at the secret place!
Oliver- I cant decide what to wear!
George- What are the options?
Oliver- Well, I have this baby blue sweater, this navy blue sweater, this black sweater, this grayish colored sweater..Oh, and this white sweater. OH, THE POSSIBILITIES ARE ENDLESS!
Fred- Well, what would a girl find sexy?
Oliver- Why don't you just ask Lee? He should know.
Lee- Hey!
Oliver- Kidding!
George- Just wear the navy one, were running out of time!
Oliver- Then what jeans will I wear?
Fred- What????
Oliver- I can wear these 3 pocket jeans, or-
Lee- Wear the 3 pocket jeans!!!
Oliver quickly gets dressed.
George- Are you going to give her the charm bracelet you gave your last temporary girlfriend?
Oliver- No, Someone already stole it again. *sighs * They're always after me lucky charms.
Lee snickers.
From somewhere else in the dorm-
Ron- I'm still waiting, my heartstring!
They all look at each other.
Lee- I'm not even gonna ask.
A few minutes later-
Lee, George, Fred and Oliver walk to the edge of the dark forest where Draco is waiting.
George- Aw, blimey, what are you doing here?
Draco- Hey, who knows? Someone as.edible.as Harry might need some proper saving from someone who doesn't smoke Badgers. *shoots a nasty glare at Oliver *
Oliver- Okay, one that was a direct violation of badger code 17564. Don't ever, under ANY circumstances insult the badger. Two, badgers aren't smoked, you British cracker. And three, you're the reason Voldie took Harry in the first place, Draco!
Draco- What?! You guys told me to bring Harry to the secret place!
Fred- We did not!
Draco- Did too!
Fred- Did NOT!
Draco- Did TOO!
Lee- Have any proof?
Draco- Wha-
George- Sh!
Draco- Bu-
George- Sh!
Draco-Wi-
George- Shhhhhhhhhh!
Draco-...
George- Good.
Draco- Bu-
George- SHHH!
Kat suddenly appears, followed by the scrumptious Sean Biggerstaff carrying the camera.
Lee looks at Sean- Hey, whos he?
Oliver- I don't know, but hes devilishly good looking.
Sean- And single. *winks and thumbs up at the camera *
Fred- Hey, Oli, I think he stole your face.
Sean- No, he stole my face.
Oliver- Hey, I know you! Your- *dun dun dun! * Sean Biggerstaff!
Sean- Thank you, genius boy.
Oliver- What are you doing here?
(George- Dude, Im seeing double!)
Sean- I'm this lil lady's new camera man.
Oliver- WHAT?!
Sean- Yup, your not worthy of the position as camera man.
Oliver- Oh, and you are? Don't think I didn't see that little performance you did in "The Winter Guest".
Sean- You mean-
Oliver- M-hmm.
Oliver and Sean look of dreamily into space and a vision comes up of a young looking Sean Biggerstaff sticking some junk in his pants. The vision goes away.
Lee- Whoa, man! What was that?!
Oliver- That was a flashback, my good man.
*~*~*~FLASHBACK! 0.o *weewoo * FLASHBACK! *~*~*~
Lee- No, I mean that junk he put in his pants, what was it?
Everyone looks at Sean.
Sean- Hey, what can Sean say? Sean's Biggerstaff obviously wasn't big enough when Sean was that age. How was Sean supposed to know that it would make Sean's Biggerstaff burn like bloody hell?
Oliver- Why is Sean referring to Sean in the 3rd person?!
Sean- Sean did no such thing.
Oliver- There you go again!
Sean- What ARE you talking about?
Oliver- I don't like your tone!
Sean- WHAT tone?!
Oliver- I sense attempted sarcasm, you jerk. That's bad. Very bad.
Draco- Can we get on with this? We DO still have that quidditch match on Friday.
Fred- Blimey, your right.
Kat looks into the camera.
Kat- You have it, viewers at home. What was once a desperate attempt as a reality show has now actually become that, reality. As the seven of us embark on an epic journey to get our Harry Potter back, we have to ask- Can we survive each other? And, to my horror and dismay, my completely innocent show has now become..
SURVIVOR!
Lee- Kudos., and all that, but will you please give Oliver his thesaurus back so we can get on with this?
Kat- Okay. *hands the thesaurus back to Oliver, who wraps the book in plastic wrap and labels it- "The object of my undying affection touched this book". *
Kat- Seriously over-dramatic, that one.
George- *nods *
They all set off.
Scene I forgot which scene Im at-
After 3 minutes of walking-
Fred- Im hot. Im cold. I have to rest my body. I have to use the potty. Im hungry. Are we there yet? Im tired. How far?
Author- The seven continue to walk on, knowing they are missing their classes and Snape will soon be joining them.
George- He will?
Lee- We do?
Kat- *smacks Lee's face, hard. *
Lee- Bloody hell, what was that for?!
Kat- There was a mosquito.
Lee- Oh.
Oliver- Lord, my feet hurt!
Draco- Will you shut up?
Oliver- Me shut up?! After the first seven minutes, you got that Sean character to carry you on his back because your feet hurt and then he had you on his back and his camera equipment on his front, I mean come on! If you were any heavier, his back would be broken by now!
Draco- Aw, shove it, fruitcup.
Oliver takes out his wand, points it at Draco and says- Abera-cadabera, frilly underwear!
Draco suddenly has on some launderee' (sp?) aka some pink French Frilly underwear Ginny has on when shes snogging.
Draco- Why you- *reaches for his wand, but finds Oliver has stolen it *
Draco- Freak.
Oliver- Blondie.
Draco- Yeah, well NEWSFLASH! Noone likes Saint Patricks day, eh?! Hahaha!
Oliver frowns and looks down. *sniffle *
Fred- Hehe, nice bra, Draco.
Draco- Not half as good as the one my dad got me.
Crickets chirp as everyone stares at Draco, then looks away.
Kat- So what if Voldie went the other way?
Lee- Where supposing in the off chance that he went this way, cuz we all know how this stories gonna end anyway.
Kat- Really? How?
Lee- Well, were going to stumble across a sorcerer with a emerald green fire and then hes gonna direct us in some mystical and mysterious way to Voldie and then one of us will be deleted from survivor round 1, and then were gonna find out that Draco and Harry are really brothers and they're going to admit their incest filled affair to all of us and then all will be well with the world.
Draco- Incest filled affair?! Ugh, you have a sick mind, Lee!
Lee- Learned from the best. *nods at George and Fred, who are holding hands. * Hey, since when do you two hold hands?
Fred- Err, were not holding hands.
Lee- Sure looks like it.
George- No, its just your imagination.
Fred- There are no hands, hands are just a myth, forget hands.
Lee- *thumbs up * Gotcha.
Suddenly they see in the distance an emerald green fire. Everyone looks at Lee, who shrugs and keeps walking.
Kat- I have to go to bed, Ive gotta end this chapter up.
Sean holds up the camera for Kat.
Kat straightens her hair- This has been Chapter 3 of "When the Script is Thrown Away." Will I fall for Oliver Wood? *snort, laugh * Is Lee really a gay fruitcup? (Lee- HEY! :- ( ) Is Lee phsycic? How did Lee get what George and Fred were talking about? Does Lee idolize the twins? Why am I asking so many questions about Lee? What kind of sorcerer makes a green fire, anyway? Are hands really a myth? All this and more, next time.
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A/N Please R/R!!!! Any suggestions or thoughts or criticizes are welcome! Let me know if you want a certain person or situation to appear or take place. I take bets, thanx! Watch out for my next 2 stories, "The Tutoring Session" and "Interviews in the Bathtub". PLEASE R/R LIKE A GOOD PERSON!!!!!!