When The Script Is Thrown Away
Chapter 4
I said I wouldn't continue it. I vowed I wouldn't continue it. I believed I wouldn't continue it. So why am I continuing it, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little pre-story.
One day, I was walking to school, when suddenly, a voice spoke to me from above-
"HEY YOU LOUSY KID, QUIT MAKING SO MUCH NOISE DOWN THERE, IM TRYING TO SLEEP!"
Good ol' Mrs. Jenkins. But then I came across a little birdy. It said to me-
"You know, you should finish that story, When The Script Is Thrown Away."
And then it flew off. Then it hit me, and I got the idea came to me-
"Hey, I should finish that story, When The Script is Thrown Away."
So, here I am..Once again, eating my words. Sigh.
~*~
Chapter 4,- I'LL MISS YOU!!! ((Rd. 1))
The six idiots ((and the rather delicious and nutritious Sean Biggerstaff)) all gather around in the woods. The seven of them-
George- Why do you keep saying seven? There are eight!
Nono, there are seven.
George- But look! Me, Fred, Oliver, Kat, Draco and that Sean guy!
Ahem.
George- Oh.But that's six!!!
Look over at Lee, ya cracker.
George looks at Lee, who is staring intently at Oliver's butt.
The seven of them look rather confused.
Cricket, cricket.
Sean- *grin, sparkle sparkle*
Cough.
Kat- Does anyone remember what we were doing?
Snape shrugs.
Fred- OY! Where'd you come from?!
Snape shrugs again.
Lee- We were looking for that green fire, werent we?
Kat- Oh, that's right. ONWARD!!!
They continue to trudge on, nearing the emerald fire.
Fred- Who makes a green fire, anyway??
George- Obviously that sorcerer.
Lee- Actually, its sorceress.
Kat- Zoom, the camera on Lee, Sean.
Sean checks himself out in the camera lens.
Kat- SEAN!!
Sean- Yes, ma'am. *zooms it in on Lee*
Kat- Lee, how is it you know this?
Lee blows on his fingernails- I'm just good.
Kat- It must be the dreadlocks.
A newspaper boy runs through the forest, yelling- EXTRA! EXTRA! READ ALL ABOUT IT!
He passes Kat and hands her the paper- Take it, m'lady. Arm yourself with knowledge! *runs on*
Everyone- 0.o
Kat- Hm, a paper boy out in the middle of a forbidden forest. How quaint!
She opens the paper up.
Kat- Voldemort-
*gasps*
Kat- Has been spotted wearing a particularily unflattering pink pixie suit...Sean, you getting this?
Sean- Yupperz, I sure am. *putting nail hardener on his fingernails, the camera lay forgotten*
Kat- He has said to have captured Harry Potter, and seven-
George- SIX!
Kat- seven of Hogwart's students and one professor have gone off to track him. Hmm..How do they know??
Everyone looks back, seeing a group of camera men and reporters trailing them.
Kat walks over a reporter- Hey, move it blondie, this is MY story!!
Blonde reporter- Oh, yeah?
Kat- YEAH!
Blonde reporter- *snaps her fingers*
Her camera man, Jay Leno, steps up, almost knocking over the camera with his big chin.
Kat- Hmm.*snaps her fingers*
Cricket, cricket.
Kat- *snaps her fingers* *clears her throat* SEAN!
Sean- Hey, I ain't coming!
Kat looks at the blonde- Ahem, one moment please. *looks at Sean* WHY NOT?!
Sean- Well, excu-use me! For one, I just did my nails, and 2, did you see his face? Or maybe you can't see straight, he has 3 chins!!!!!
Kat- Be that as it may, you're MY camera man and I said MOVE IT!
Sean walks over.
Kat- There now, that wasn't so hard, was it? Now, where were we?
Blonde- *glares*
Kat- *glares*
Both- Attack!
Jay Leno whacks Sean on the side of his head with his 3 chins.
Sean falls to the ground.
Kat- *glares* THAT does it.
Lee- Oh, no. Girl, you done gone over the limit.
Blonde- What are they talking about?
Jay Leno- *shrugs*
Kat- You've gone and dropped the bomb. *snaps her fingers*
All the sudden it's night, and a spotlight is suddenly shown on-
All the cameramen and reporters-OMIGOD!!!!! IT'S RICKY RICARDO!!
Ricky- BABALOOOOOOOOOO!
All the cameramen and reporters-NOOOOO!!!
Jay Leno- The horror!! THE HORROR!!!
They all run away.
Kat- Thanks, Ricky, I owe ya one.
Ricky- Yes, you do. When I get 'ome, Ima 'ave some splainin' to doooo!!!! *walks away*
Kat- *looks down* Oh, no! Sean! *kneels down next to him*
Dramatic background music starts up.
The rest run over to the lying Sean.
Lee- Kat, I think hes dead.
Oliver-:-D !!!!
Kat- :-O No! No, he's not dead! He's not! Speak to me, Sean!!
Sean flutters his eyes- The chin.horrible. So....horrible.
Kat- Don't think about that now! How are you feeling?
Sean- My teeth.
Kat- Do they hurt?
Sean- No. No, are they still shiny? *reveals his teeth*
Sparkle, sparkle.
Kat- Yes, very very sparkly and shiny.
Sean- That's good. Kat?
Kat- Yes, Sean?
Sean- Tell my mother *cough cough*...tell her... that Gilligan loved her.
Kat- Are you still sad about losing your brother? Sean, there's always a chance that the ship washed up on the shore of some uncharted desert isle!
Sean- No. No, Kat. The Minnow is lost. Tell my father that I'm the one who broke the dancing chipmunk..
Kat- :*-( *nods*
Sean- Getting darker-
Kat- No! No, Sean! You listen to me! Are you listening??
Sean- ...
Kat- Good! Now you pay attention. Your going to die an old, old lady. Warm in your bed. Not like this, not today!
Sean- I love you..
Kat- ...*sniffle*
Sean- *clears throat* Ahem, I love you..
Kat-...*sniffle*
Sean-O.o
Cough,cough.
Sean- *dies, and then the music stops*
Kat- OH, THE HUMIDITY!!!
Lee- Um, it's *humanity*
Kat- YEAH! THAT TOO!!! OH, WHY?!?!?!?!?!
Lee- Guess we'll have to bury him..
Everyone-O.o
A while later-
Lee- Um, Kat?
Kat, sniffle- Yes, Lee?
Lee- Um, you forgot his head...
Sean's head sticks up from the ground.
Oliver- No issue! *slams a big rock on top of the delicious corpse's head with a sickening crunch* A deed is done!
They begin to walk on.
Kat- But, wait. Shouldn't we say a few words?
Draco- Uh, he was a credit to cameramen everywhere?
Kat- OH, WHAT A BRAVE MAN, GOING INTO DUTY LIKE THAT!!! So young.SO DELICIOUS!
Cough, cough.
Kat- Oh, well, let's go.
They walk on.
Kat- WAIT!
Draco looks disgusted.
Draco- WHAT now?!
Kat- I have no camera man!!!
Draco- Well, in my day, Ive been known to-
Kat- WAIT! I have an idea!!! *takes out her dial-a-cameraman*
Mutter mutter, beep beep.
Kat hangs up the phone- Eureka!
A limousine pulls up in the forest and who steps out of it, but-
GASP! MICHAEL JACKSON!!!
M.J.- *strikes a pose*
Everyone-O.o *cricket*
Kat- YOU'RE my new cameraman?
M.J.- Well, who were you expecting, Rupaul?
Kat- Ahem, YEAH.
M.J.- Oh. Well, close enough.
He grabs the camera and shoots different angles.
Kat- Ahem, yeah. Okay, well.ONWARD!!!!!
They trudge on, nearing the flickering emerald flames.
M.J., shooting different plants- Oh, yeah, work it, BABAY-
Finally, in about 33 and a half seconds-
They stumble upon a sorcerer's-
Lee- SORCERESS!!
-sorcerer's camp.
Sorceress-
Lee- EH! I told ya!
Liar.
Sorceress- Halt! WHO GOES THERRREEE?!
Kat- Um.me?
Sorceress- Oh, well in that case. *hops out*
Kat-*GASP* BRIANA?!
Briana, Kat's older sister- Um.yes?
Kat- *twitch* What the hell do you think your doing? This is MY story!
Briana- Hey, it's a free country, aint it?
Kat shrugs- I dunno.Is Britain a free country?
Cricket.
Kat- Draco?
Draco- *shrugs*
Briana- OMIGOD...Draco?? Draco Malfoy?? Is that really you?!?!
Draco- Uh, it might be.
Briana-Because if it IS you, perhaps I will give you exotic pleasure.
Cricket, cricket.
Kat- Uhm, not even on a good day, Briana. So how's about it, eh? You know where we go?
Briana- Um.*points left*
Kat- You sure?
Briana- *nods*
Kat- Yeah, alright. Here, have a souvenir.*picks up Snape and hands him to her*
Briana- O.O
Snape- O.O
Blink, blink.
Briana- Are YOU my biatch?
Later-
M.J.- Yes, yes, yes, yes- NO! NO!! NO!!!
Everyone- MIKE!
M.J.- Um, yes?
Draco- It's a tree! It cant do much else!
Kat glances at her watch- Well, woulda lookie at what time it is.
Everyone- *gasp* And what time would that be, Kat?
Kat- Iiiiiiiiit's...
Everyone-ELIMINATION TIME!!!!
Kat- Wahoooooo!
Lee- TIFA!!!!BIFA!!!!
Two skimpy blonde girls in bikinis come out with some cheap "The Price Is Right" music and a bingo ball holder.
Kat- *looks disgusted* O.o
All the guys....except for M.J.- :-D
Kat- What are they here for?
Lee- Uhm, I thought they could help us out in choosing who gets eliminated.
Kat- What? No, we don't choose, the viewers do!
Everyone looks at you.
O.O
Cricket, cricket.
Lee- What?! Hey, well than I want my money back!! *holds his hand out to the blondes*
Tifa- Nono, all sales final.
Bifa- *nods*
Lee- RIP-OFFS!
They get into a cat-fight.
Everyone- O.o
Kat shrugs, then walks up to you and whispers.
You- *mutter, mutter*
Kat- *gasp* NO!
You- *mutter, mutter*
Kat- *gasp* Yes???
You- *mutter, mutter*
Kat nods coolly and strides over.
Kat- And the eliminated one is..drumroll, please....
George pounds on a drum.
Kat- GEORGE WEASLEY!!!!
The drum stops.
George- WHAT?! NO!!!! I was the drumroller, I cant be eliminated!!!!
Kat- Hm, your right, too risky. Even though everyone does think Fred's cuter.
(George- HEY! Fred- *shrugs*)
Kat-It will have to be..drumroll, please..
Cricket, cricket.
Kat- LEE JORDAN!
Lee- O.O!! What?! No! But.Kat! We pledged our love to each other!
Oliver- :-O The traitor!
Kat- I did no such thing.
Lee's lip quivers- Bu-but where will I go???
Everyone looks over at Author and Chloe.
Lee- O.O!!!!!! NOOOOO! Not the "other" story! Anything but that! No, Kat! Please don't make me go.
Kat- *sigh* I have to make you leave.
Lee- Bu-bu-bu-
Kat- But I suppose we can have about 10 minutes-
Lee-Over there?
Kat- In the bushes?
Lee- On the ground?
Kat- Or in a tree???
Blink, blink.
Kat- Better make it 15 minutes.
15 minutes later-
Kat and Lee come out of the bushes.
Kat- Well, bye, Lee, thanks.
Lee- WHAT?!
Kat- I told you you'd have to go.
Lee- NO! I'll never go!
Lee eyes Author and Chloe frightened.
Author- *lix her lips and unbuttons a button*
Lee-Well, maybe for a little while...
Kat and Lee snog a few more moments..
((A peach is a peach, A plum is a plum. A kiss ain't no kiss without some tongue!!!))
Kat- All done, bye bye!
Author and Chloe drag Lee away kicking and screaming by his dreadlocks.
Kat- And all is-
M.J. bumps into her, shooting her ass.
Kat- *twitch* *whistle*
Chloe comes back, picks up M.J. by the crotch and carries him away.
Kat- And all is right with the world.
Oliver picks up the camera and aims it on her.
Kat- And so ends our first round of-
Oliver- Your very photogenic, you know that?
Kat- :-/ And so ends our first round of SURVIVOR!!! Harry Potter style..or.Harry Potter SURVIVOR style..or whatever.
They all kinda just stand there.
Cricket, cricket.
George- Are there six now?
Kat- I believe so.
Cricket, cricket.
They all start snogging each other and end up having a six-some.
~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~
CHYA!!!!! Well, there ya go. I'm guessing there are less Lee Jordan fans out there.which really sux cuz Lee Jordan is the shiznit, man!!! He's so hot, sexy.hmm.I wonder what he'd look like shirtless.or pantless.O.O Excuse me, I have to be alone now.
*Walks off*
Lee Jordan walks on stage, petrified.
Lee- STAY--- AWAY--- FROM THE OTHER STORY! YOU'LL NEVER BE THE SAME AGAIN!!!!!!!
~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~
BTW, THANKS FOR EVERYONE WHO REVIEWED ((NOT MANY, HINT HINT)) LOL.
The whole "Author" and "Chloe" and "The 'other' story" thing is my sister's, Book-Lover-210. But since you can't look up her name, look up the story: Hogwarts: WHAT ARE THEY TEACHING THESE KIDS???!!! Its damn funny and you should read it. Well, Ive made all my whatever you call em.
Guess what happened to me today??? Well, I was asked to be gay with someone after I told them about my prior sucky relationships with guys. Very encouraging, really. Well, bless you and may peanut butter oompa loompas be with you always. I LOVE YOU!!!!!!!!!
Chapter 4
I said I wouldn't continue it. I vowed I wouldn't continue it. I believed I wouldn't continue it. So why am I continuing it, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little pre-story.
One day, I was walking to school, when suddenly, a voice spoke to me from above-
"HEY YOU LOUSY KID, QUIT MAKING SO MUCH NOISE DOWN THERE, IM TRYING TO SLEEP!"
Good ol' Mrs. Jenkins. But then I came across a little birdy. It said to me-
"You know, you should finish that story, When The Script Is Thrown Away."
And then it flew off. Then it hit me, and I got the idea came to me-
"Hey, I should finish that story, When The Script is Thrown Away."
So, here I am..Once again, eating my words. Sigh.
~*~
Chapter 4,- I'LL MISS YOU!!! ((Rd. 1))
The six idiots ((and the rather delicious and nutritious Sean Biggerstaff)) all gather around in the woods. The seven of them-
George- Why do you keep saying seven? There are eight!
Nono, there are seven.
George- But look! Me, Fred, Oliver, Kat, Draco and that Sean guy!
Ahem.
George- Oh.But that's six!!!
Look over at Lee, ya cracker.
George looks at Lee, who is staring intently at Oliver's butt.
The seven of them look rather confused.
Cricket, cricket.
Sean- *grin, sparkle sparkle*
Cough.
Kat- Does anyone remember what we were doing?
Snape shrugs.
Fred- OY! Where'd you come from?!
Snape shrugs again.
Lee- We were looking for that green fire, werent we?
Kat- Oh, that's right. ONWARD!!!
They continue to trudge on, nearing the emerald fire.
Fred- Who makes a green fire, anyway??
George- Obviously that sorcerer.
Lee- Actually, its sorceress.
Kat- Zoom, the camera on Lee, Sean.
Sean checks himself out in the camera lens.
Kat- SEAN!!
Sean- Yes, ma'am. *zooms it in on Lee*
Kat- Lee, how is it you know this?
Lee blows on his fingernails- I'm just good.
Kat- It must be the dreadlocks.
A newspaper boy runs through the forest, yelling- EXTRA! EXTRA! READ ALL ABOUT IT!
He passes Kat and hands her the paper- Take it, m'lady. Arm yourself with knowledge! *runs on*
Everyone- 0.o
Kat- Hm, a paper boy out in the middle of a forbidden forest. How quaint!
She opens the paper up.
Kat- Voldemort-
*gasps*
Kat- Has been spotted wearing a particularily unflattering pink pixie suit...Sean, you getting this?
Sean- Yupperz, I sure am. *putting nail hardener on his fingernails, the camera lay forgotten*
Kat- He has said to have captured Harry Potter, and seven-
George- SIX!
Kat- seven of Hogwart's students and one professor have gone off to track him. Hmm..How do they know??
Everyone looks back, seeing a group of camera men and reporters trailing them.
Kat walks over a reporter- Hey, move it blondie, this is MY story!!
Blonde reporter- Oh, yeah?
Kat- YEAH!
Blonde reporter- *snaps her fingers*
Her camera man, Jay Leno, steps up, almost knocking over the camera with his big chin.
Kat- Hmm.*snaps her fingers*
Cricket, cricket.
Kat- *snaps her fingers* *clears her throat* SEAN!
Sean- Hey, I ain't coming!
Kat looks at the blonde- Ahem, one moment please. *looks at Sean* WHY NOT?!
Sean- Well, excu-use me! For one, I just did my nails, and 2, did you see his face? Or maybe you can't see straight, he has 3 chins!!!!!
Kat- Be that as it may, you're MY camera man and I said MOVE IT!
Sean walks over.
Kat- There now, that wasn't so hard, was it? Now, where were we?
Blonde- *glares*
Kat- *glares*
Both- Attack!
Jay Leno whacks Sean on the side of his head with his 3 chins.
Sean falls to the ground.
Kat- *glares* THAT does it.
Lee- Oh, no. Girl, you done gone over the limit.
Blonde- What are they talking about?
Jay Leno- *shrugs*
Kat- You've gone and dropped the bomb. *snaps her fingers*
All the sudden it's night, and a spotlight is suddenly shown on-
All the cameramen and reporters-OMIGOD!!!!! IT'S RICKY RICARDO!!
Ricky- BABALOOOOOOOOOO!
All the cameramen and reporters-NOOOOO!!!
Jay Leno- The horror!! THE HORROR!!!
They all run away.
Kat- Thanks, Ricky, I owe ya one.
Ricky- Yes, you do. When I get 'ome, Ima 'ave some splainin' to doooo!!!! *walks away*
Kat- *looks down* Oh, no! Sean! *kneels down next to him*
Dramatic background music starts up.
The rest run over to the lying Sean.
Lee- Kat, I think hes dead.
Oliver-:-D !!!!
Kat- :-O No! No, he's not dead! He's not! Speak to me, Sean!!
Sean flutters his eyes- The chin.horrible. So....horrible.
Kat- Don't think about that now! How are you feeling?
Sean- My teeth.
Kat- Do they hurt?
Sean- No. No, are they still shiny? *reveals his teeth*
Sparkle, sparkle.
Kat- Yes, very very sparkly and shiny.
Sean- That's good. Kat?
Kat- Yes, Sean?
Sean- Tell my mother *cough cough*...tell her... that Gilligan loved her.
Kat- Are you still sad about losing your brother? Sean, there's always a chance that the ship washed up on the shore of some uncharted desert isle!
Sean- No. No, Kat. The Minnow is lost. Tell my father that I'm the one who broke the dancing chipmunk..
Kat- :*-( *nods*
Sean- Getting darker-
Kat- No! No, Sean! You listen to me! Are you listening??
Sean- ...
Kat- Good! Now you pay attention. Your going to die an old, old lady. Warm in your bed. Not like this, not today!
Sean- I love you..
Kat- ...*sniffle*
Sean- *clears throat* Ahem, I love you..
Kat-...*sniffle*
Sean-O.o
Cough,cough.
Sean- *dies, and then the music stops*
Kat- OH, THE HUMIDITY!!!
Lee- Um, it's *humanity*
Kat- YEAH! THAT TOO!!! OH, WHY?!?!?!?!?!
Lee- Guess we'll have to bury him..
Everyone-O.o
A while later-
Lee- Um, Kat?
Kat, sniffle- Yes, Lee?
Lee- Um, you forgot his head...
Sean's head sticks up from the ground.
Oliver- No issue! *slams a big rock on top of the delicious corpse's head with a sickening crunch* A deed is done!
They begin to walk on.
Kat- But, wait. Shouldn't we say a few words?
Draco- Uh, he was a credit to cameramen everywhere?
Kat- OH, WHAT A BRAVE MAN, GOING INTO DUTY LIKE THAT!!! So young.SO DELICIOUS!
Cough, cough.
Kat- Oh, well, let's go.
They walk on.
Kat- WAIT!
Draco looks disgusted.
Draco- WHAT now?!
Kat- I have no camera man!!!
Draco- Well, in my day, Ive been known to-
Kat- WAIT! I have an idea!!! *takes out her dial-a-cameraman*
Mutter mutter, beep beep.
Kat hangs up the phone- Eureka!
A limousine pulls up in the forest and who steps out of it, but-
GASP! MICHAEL JACKSON!!!
M.J.- *strikes a pose*
Everyone-O.o *cricket*
Kat- YOU'RE my new cameraman?
M.J.- Well, who were you expecting, Rupaul?
Kat- Ahem, YEAH.
M.J.- Oh. Well, close enough.
He grabs the camera and shoots different angles.
Kat- Ahem, yeah. Okay, well.ONWARD!!!!!
They trudge on, nearing the flickering emerald flames.
M.J., shooting different plants- Oh, yeah, work it, BABAY-
Finally, in about 33 and a half seconds-
They stumble upon a sorcerer's-
Lee- SORCERESS!!
-sorcerer's camp.
Sorceress-
Lee- EH! I told ya!
Liar.
Sorceress- Halt! WHO GOES THERRREEE?!
Kat- Um.me?
Sorceress- Oh, well in that case. *hops out*
Kat-*GASP* BRIANA?!
Briana, Kat's older sister- Um.yes?
Kat- *twitch* What the hell do you think your doing? This is MY story!
Briana- Hey, it's a free country, aint it?
Kat shrugs- I dunno.Is Britain a free country?
Cricket.
Kat- Draco?
Draco- *shrugs*
Briana- OMIGOD...Draco?? Draco Malfoy?? Is that really you?!?!
Draco- Uh, it might be.
Briana-Because if it IS you, perhaps I will give you exotic pleasure.
Cricket, cricket.
Kat- Uhm, not even on a good day, Briana. So how's about it, eh? You know where we go?
Briana- Um.*points left*
Kat- You sure?
Briana- *nods*
Kat- Yeah, alright. Here, have a souvenir.*picks up Snape and hands him to her*
Briana- O.O
Snape- O.O
Blink, blink.
Briana- Are YOU my biatch?
Later-
M.J.- Yes, yes, yes, yes- NO! NO!! NO!!!
Everyone- MIKE!
M.J.- Um, yes?
Draco- It's a tree! It cant do much else!
Kat glances at her watch- Well, woulda lookie at what time it is.
Everyone- *gasp* And what time would that be, Kat?
Kat- Iiiiiiiiit's...
Everyone-ELIMINATION TIME!!!!
Kat- Wahoooooo!
Lee- TIFA!!!!BIFA!!!!
Two skimpy blonde girls in bikinis come out with some cheap "The Price Is Right" music and a bingo ball holder.
Kat- *looks disgusted* O.o
All the guys....except for M.J.- :-D
Kat- What are they here for?
Lee- Uhm, I thought they could help us out in choosing who gets eliminated.
Kat- What? No, we don't choose, the viewers do!
Everyone looks at you.
O.O
Cricket, cricket.
Lee- What?! Hey, well than I want my money back!! *holds his hand out to the blondes*
Tifa- Nono, all sales final.
Bifa- *nods*
Lee- RIP-OFFS!
They get into a cat-fight.
Everyone- O.o
Kat shrugs, then walks up to you and whispers.
You- *mutter, mutter*
Kat- *gasp* NO!
You- *mutter, mutter*
Kat- *gasp* Yes???
You- *mutter, mutter*
Kat nods coolly and strides over.
Kat- And the eliminated one is..drumroll, please....
George pounds on a drum.
Kat- GEORGE WEASLEY!!!!
The drum stops.
George- WHAT?! NO!!!! I was the drumroller, I cant be eliminated!!!!
Kat- Hm, your right, too risky. Even though everyone does think Fred's cuter.
(George- HEY! Fred- *shrugs*)
Kat-It will have to be..drumroll, please..
Cricket, cricket.
Kat- LEE JORDAN!
Lee- O.O!! What?! No! But.Kat! We pledged our love to each other!
Oliver- :-O The traitor!
Kat- I did no such thing.
Lee's lip quivers- Bu-but where will I go???
Everyone looks over at Author and Chloe.
Lee- O.O!!!!!! NOOOOO! Not the "other" story! Anything but that! No, Kat! Please don't make me go.
Kat- *sigh* I have to make you leave.
Lee- Bu-bu-bu-
Kat- But I suppose we can have about 10 minutes-
Lee-Over there?
Kat- In the bushes?
Lee- On the ground?
Kat- Or in a tree???
Blink, blink.
Kat- Better make it 15 minutes.
15 minutes later-
Kat and Lee come out of the bushes.
Kat- Well, bye, Lee, thanks.
Lee- WHAT?!
Kat- I told you you'd have to go.
Lee- NO! I'll never go!
Lee eyes Author and Chloe frightened.
Author- *lix her lips and unbuttons a button*
Lee-Well, maybe for a little while...
Kat and Lee snog a few more moments..
((A peach is a peach, A plum is a plum. A kiss ain't no kiss without some tongue!!!))
Kat- All done, bye bye!
Author and Chloe drag Lee away kicking and screaming by his dreadlocks.
Kat- And all is-
M.J. bumps into her, shooting her ass.
Kat- *twitch* *whistle*
Chloe comes back, picks up M.J. by the crotch and carries him away.
Kat- And all is right with the world.
Oliver picks up the camera and aims it on her.
Kat- And so ends our first round of-
Oliver- Your very photogenic, you know that?
Kat- :-/ And so ends our first round of SURVIVOR!!! Harry Potter style..or.Harry Potter SURVIVOR style..or whatever.
They all kinda just stand there.
Cricket, cricket.
George- Are there six now?
Kat- I believe so.
Cricket, cricket.
They all start snogging each other and end up having a six-some.
~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~
CHYA!!!!! Well, there ya go. I'm guessing there are less Lee Jordan fans out there.which really sux cuz Lee Jordan is the shiznit, man!!! He's so hot, sexy.hmm.I wonder what he'd look like shirtless.or pantless.O.O Excuse me, I have to be alone now.
*Walks off*
Lee Jordan walks on stage, petrified.
Lee- STAY--- AWAY--- FROM THE OTHER STORY! YOU'LL NEVER BE THE SAME AGAIN!!!!!!!
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BTW, THANKS FOR EVERYONE WHO REVIEWED ((NOT MANY, HINT HINT)) LOL.
The whole "Author" and "Chloe" and "The 'other' story" thing is my sister's, Book-Lover-210. But since you can't look up her name, look up the story: Hogwarts: WHAT ARE THEY TEACHING THESE KIDS???!!! Its damn funny and you should read it. Well, Ive made all my whatever you call em.
Guess what happened to me today??? Well, I was asked to be gay with someone after I told them about my prior sucky relationships with guys. Very encouraging, really. Well, bless you and may peanut butter oompa loompas be with you always. I LOVE YOU!!!!!!!!!