When The Script is Thrown Away Chapt. 5
Hey pplz...Got over my little writers block there, and suddenly, I have been fulfilled with a whole NEW inspiration! *keeps watching the hamster dance website..hehehe.funny hamsters.*
Characters not mine ((cept for the OC's!!!)) and u know.everything else aint mine, so der...its all J.K. Rowlings! WHO ROX! She rocks even more cuz she created Lee Jordan!!!
Lee- *hmph*
Heeeeey, whats up, dog diggy dog, what wrong witcha, luva boi?
Lee- You eliminated me!
Jeez, your on that again? Theres no pleasing you, is there?! *walks away*
**PLEASE REVIEW!!!**
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Chapter 5
Narrator- When we last left our-
Kat- oh, knock it off! Anyone whos reading the FIFTH chapter would most likely have read the last 4, now shoo,shoo!
Narrator- O.O *tear* NO ONE APPRECIATES ME! *runs away*
Kat- Good. Now..When we last left ourselves, Lee was just eliminated, Michael Jackson was carried away by the crotch, and I hadnt shaved my legs in weeks.
*shrieks!*
Fred- 'Bout sums it up.
Kat- But, again, my camera man has been killed and/or murdered and/or eaten and/or has become so self absorbed hes turned anorexic and he's so thin I cant see him anymore and/or taken to 'The Other Story", so..I NEED A NEW ONE!!! You know, Im really sick of them dying off on me all the time.but who cares? I need my baby..*picks up the phone and dials*
Kat- Hey, babe.yesh.yesh..yesh..yesh.nono, HOLD the mayo, HOLD! Yesh...OOOOOOOkay then!
Oliver- Was that the camera people????? Kat- No,no.that was my mom!
Everyone- Oooooh.
She picks up a phone again and dials- Hm? Yes? Good. *hangs up*I got me a camera man!!!
Crickets chirp.
Draco- Ya know..all of your camera men have either been really really hot...or theyve been Michael Jackson.I WONDER which one itll be THIS time?
Everyone nods, when suddenly-
AINT NO PARTY LIKE A NICK CANNON PARTY CUZ A NICK CANNON PARTY DOOOONT STOP!
*theme song rolls on...*
Everyone-*question mark..*
Draco- Oooooh! I'll bet its Michael Jackson!!!!
Nick Cannon pops out of nowhere-No! Its me, baby! Nick, from Nick!
Kat scrunches up her face like a weenie- ISNT he presh-ums?!?!
Nick- Haha.yes, I know.
Kat- Okay, so heres the camera! *tosses him the camera*
Nick catches it- Im SO versatile! *flashes a smile*
Suddenly a Big Mac falls from the sky and lands on the ground.
Draco- FOOOD!
Disembodied Voice from above that only Draco can hear- WAIT DON'T EAT THAT!
Draco- Why not? Im starving!!!
Disembodied Voice- If you plant it, it will grow.
Draco- What???
Everyone- O.o Disembodied Voice- If you plant it, it will grow.
Draco- Plant what? Who will grow?
Kat- Draaaaaaco, what are you talking about?
Nick- Girl, that cats whacked!
Disembodied Voice- *scoffs impatiently* If you plant the big mac, an large corporate industry of McDonalds will erupt and sprout up in the Forbidden Forest!
Draco- But.But I don't care! I want to eat it! Why should I listen to you?!
Everyone- O.O
Disembodied Voice- *smacks lips* Because Im a mythical disembodied voice! Now.if you plant it, it will grow! *fades away*
Draco- I KNOW WHAT I MUST DO!!! *pause*
Draco takes a bite out of the Big Mac.
Cough, cough.
The disembodied voice fades back- PLANT IT!!! IT WILL GROW!!!!
Draco sighs- Oh, fine!
He plants the burger, then walks back to the group.
Draco- Can you BELIEVE that voice?
Everyone- O.O *blink,blink*
Kat- Draaaaaco...
Draco- Yesh?
Kat- I..uhm.ah.you.nevermind.
They continue walking, when suddenly-
RUMBLE, RUMBLE, RUMBLE!!!
They all look behind them to see- AHHH! A GIANT McDONALDS HAS ERUPTED FROM THE GROUND!!!!
Fred and George- Bloody hell...
Kat- Holy Buddha.
Oliver- Its so beautiful!
Nick, instantly rolling tape- THAT'S what Im talking about!
Draco-*blink,blink* Now what the hell is that? Where is my Big Mac? It was supposed to grow! Now, now.WHAT is THIS? *walks over to the McDonalds* W- what is it? I DON'T UNDERSTAND.. AGAIN!!!! I cant eat this!
He bites the corner of the wall and tries to chew the cement.
Draco- ITS.NOT...WOOOORKING!
Everyone else walks inside, leaving Draco sobbing outside.
Once inside-
Kat- Ooooooh!
Oliver- Look at all the disgruntled teens!
Kat looks around- Christ, where did my camera man go??
Somewhere else in McDonalds-***
Nick is hanging around with three girls, Brittany, Ashley and Rachael. Brittany's trying to get it on with him, Ashley is just kind of standing there, and Rachael has been "secretly crushing on him ever since they were in the 3rd grade together", although Nick and Rachael have never met..ahem, don't ask...
Brittany- So, Nick.Do you want to grab a burger with me?
Nick- No, Im sorry..I cant eat burgers. They make me sick.
Brittany- Oh, well how about a McFlurry?
Nick- Are you kidding? Ice Cream gives me diarrhea!
Brittany- Oh, well uhm..Hey! Are you just making up excuses because you don't like me?
Nick- Are you crazy? Girl, Im mad for you!
Brittany- Oh, okay then.. how about the movies? I hear Harry Potter 2 is playing!
Nick- Sorry, those theatre seats make my butt itch.
Brittany scrunches up her face and walks over to Ashley.
Nick turns to Rachael- Hey baby, hows about you and me go and get some burgers and a McFlurry and then we hit Harry Potter 2 at the cinema???
Rachael- Oh, sure!
Brittany drops her mouth in horror- How could you?!
Ashley- Yeah, that was like so mean!!!
Nick- What?
Brittany- I just asked you if you wanted to get a burger, a McFlurry or go to the movies!!!
Nick- Hu-uh!!!!! *walks away with his arm around Rachaels waist*
Back at the entrance to McDonalds-
Draco walks in- Okay, I give up on the cement. whats up, Oliver?
Oliver- Nothing much home-diggy dogg.
Draco- Word..*nods*
Some totally preppish chick comes over- Hey, Oliver.I had a fun time with you last night.
Oliver looks around so Kat doesn't hear- Uhm.what? Who are you?
Chick giggles loudly- You know who I am, silly! Its me! *giggles with a snort at the end* Im MEEEGAN!!!
Draco- O.o
Megan- Oh, and Drraaaco! I soooo love you! *giggles snottily and cradles herself around Dracos arm*
Draco- Um..*pushes her away*
Megan- Ugh..*whiney* Draaaaco! Why'd you dooooo that???? *snuggles with Oliver*
Oliver- Yeah, Draco..u aint man enuff or something?? HAHAHA!
Megan- HAHAHA!
Draco- HAHAHA!
Megan stands up again and walks to the side- Maybe I should leave you boys alone.. I cant decide who I like better..
Draco walks over to her- Here, let me help you with that decision...
He grabs her shoulders, pulls her close and looks deep into her eyes, and gets closer, and then- he spins her around and shoves her toward Oliver.
Draco- He looks better than me, and has a tighter ass! *runs away*
Oliver looks horrified.
Megan pouts, but after circling Oliver a few times, shrugs.
Megan- Well, you DO have a tight ass..
Oliver- Well, I try.
Megan- And THAT'S what I like about you! PIGGYBACK!!!!! *hops onto his back*
Oliver- JOY!!
Kat comes over with a double cheese burger- Yummerz! Well, off to da forest!
Nick, with Rachael still at his side- COMING!
The group leaves the McDonalds, and stop after a while of walking.
Kat- Well, you guys know what time it is???
Oliver, panting- Time to drop all Megan's over a cliff??
Megan, still on Olivers back- HAHA! No, silly!
Kat- Uhm..yeah.well its time to pick our next one to be eliminated!!!
Some dude in a mask walks out with an envelope.
Kat- O.o *takes the envelope* DRUMROLL PLEASE!!!
Nick- Ahem, THIS is where I come in! After all I was in that movie, Drumline where I conveniently win the whole school over and the love of my life with my uniqueness and individuality while playing the drums..*whips out a drum and bangs on it*
Kat- OLIVER-..Wood..
Oliver drops Megan- What?! NO!
Kat glares at the guy with the mask and then rips his mask off.
Kat- *sigh* LEE?! Why do you keep doing this? Your out! You've been eliminated!!!!!
Lee- But- but-but-but!
Kat- Yes, yes, I KNOW you like my tush, But that's no excuse!
Lee- But.but..
Kat- Its not all that great of a rear end, alright???
Everyone- O.o
Lee- but..buuuutt!!!
Kat- WHAT is this fascination with my fanny? You have to go!!!
Lee- Bu-...yes, dear. Ill see you back at home??
Kat- *blink, blink* I suppose...I'll put a blanket down in my closet, okay?
Lee nods and walks away.
Kat- NOW. The one eliminated is.......NICK CANNON!!!!
Nick- Dude, cat, that's-...WHAT?! HOW AM I ELIMINATED?!?!?!?!
Kat- That's what the card says! Nick Cannon!
Kat shows him a card with the words "Draco" and "Malfoy" on them.
Nick- Oh.Well, in that case...BEAM ME UP, SCOTTIE!!!
"Author" and "Chloe" run in and tie Nick Cannon up.
Kat- Wait! *she walks over* Nick..Im sorry for everything that weve been through, alright, suger? Nick- No, no, it was my fault. Don't blame yourself, baby.
Fred- Hmm..this calls for some dramatic background music!
Ludacris runs out- I WANNA.LICK LICK LICK LICK YOU FROM YOUR HEAD TO YOUR TOES! AND I WANNA-
George- No, no, that's not right!!
Spongebob Squarepants comes on- F IS FOR FRIENDS WHO DO STUFF TOGETHER!!!!
Fred & George- THAT'S IT!
The song continues as Nick and Kat reminisce..
Kat- But through all this, there is one thing I want you to remember..
Nick- What is it, my love???
Kat- I was only in it for your money. Well, that and your arm. Your arm is so totally very hot and yummy, I couldn't help but fall for it.
Nick- But.but.
Kat- Oh not you too.lay off my ghetto booty!
Nick- BUT!
Kat- Now, Im going to take this *yanks his arm off*
Nick- OWWWW!!
Kat- And your going to go with the nice psycho killers, k, hun?
Nick looks at Author and Chloe, who are grinning evilly.
Nick- But.
Kat- INFIDEL! STOPPIT! Now, take him away, girls..
Chloe drags him away, leaving a sobbing Rachael behind.
Kat folds Nick's arm up and puts it in her backpack.
Kat- Oh, and take Pinkie McPrep and Lovergirl, too man.
Chloe hops over and drags Rachael away.
Author comes to pick up Megan, but-
Megan- Youll never take me alive, NEVEEERRRRR!!!!! *hops off Olivers back and runs away* FRRREEEEEDDDOOOOOOMMM!!!!!!!!!
Author shrugs and walks back with Chloe.
Kat- SO great..were back where we started. 3 people we didn't even start out with today were eliminated, and I don't have.well, actually I have the ARM of a cameraman.. I wanna go home..
Oliver-But we are in the middle of the forbidden forest.
Kat- Well, yes but the real Kat is, at this moment, boredly sitting at a boring desk writing a boring story that only bored to death people are going to read..so..this stories over with for right now.She will update later.
Everyone- *gasp* Ah, ooooooohhhhh..NIGHTIR, READERS!!!!
Kat- Don't you guys mean, "nightie?"
George- No, no we mean Nightir!!! You wouldn't get it you non- British thingie..
Kat- Ah.. Yees, I see..Well, anyways, that about raps it up for tonight.
Everyone- NIGHTIR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Tune in next time!!!!!!!!!
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Well, it wasn't great but it wasn't bad. Dontcha think, babe?
Lee, fuming- YOU..TOOK.HIS.ARM!!!
Oh, are you still on that? You are sooooo 5 paragraphs ago.
Lee looks down and mumbles.
But if it makes you feel any better, I also stole his ear when no one was looking.
Lee looks up- Aw, you mean that??
With all my heart, baby.
Lee- Your so sweet..
Ha, yes, I know...
Lee- Do you wanna snog now??? Or..later..?
Over..coffee?
Lee- That would be..yes, yes I think that would be splendid!
JOY!
*off they frolick*
Nick Cannon stumbles on stage- I bet that hooker didn't tell you what ELSE she took from me, did she?!?!?!?! SHE TOOK MY-
*end chapter* *please review!!!!*
Hey pplz...Got over my little writers block there, and suddenly, I have been fulfilled with a whole NEW inspiration! *keeps watching the hamster dance website..hehehe.funny hamsters.*
Characters not mine ((cept for the OC's!!!)) and u know.everything else aint mine, so der...its all J.K. Rowlings! WHO ROX! She rocks even more cuz she created Lee Jordan!!!
Lee- *hmph*
Heeeeey, whats up, dog diggy dog, what wrong witcha, luva boi?
Lee- You eliminated me!
Jeez, your on that again? Theres no pleasing you, is there?! *walks away*
**PLEASE REVIEW!!!**
~*~*~*~*~
Chapter 5
Narrator- When we last left our-
Kat- oh, knock it off! Anyone whos reading the FIFTH chapter would most likely have read the last 4, now shoo,shoo!
Narrator- O.O *tear* NO ONE APPRECIATES ME! *runs away*
Kat- Good. Now..When we last left ourselves, Lee was just eliminated, Michael Jackson was carried away by the crotch, and I hadnt shaved my legs in weeks.
*shrieks!*
Fred- 'Bout sums it up.
Kat- But, again, my camera man has been killed and/or murdered and/or eaten and/or has become so self absorbed hes turned anorexic and he's so thin I cant see him anymore and/or taken to 'The Other Story", so..I NEED A NEW ONE!!! You know, Im really sick of them dying off on me all the time.but who cares? I need my baby..*picks up the phone and dials*
Kat- Hey, babe.yesh.yesh..yesh..yesh.nono, HOLD the mayo, HOLD! Yesh...OOOOOOOkay then!
Oliver- Was that the camera people????? Kat- No,no.that was my mom!
Everyone- Oooooh.
She picks up a phone again and dials- Hm? Yes? Good. *hangs up*I got me a camera man!!!
Crickets chirp.
Draco- Ya know..all of your camera men have either been really really hot...or theyve been Michael Jackson.I WONDER which one itll be THIS time?
Everyone nods, when suddenly-
AINT NO PARTY LIKE A NICK CANNON PARTY CUZ A NICK CANNON PARTY DOOOONT STOP!
*theme song rolls on...*
Everyone-*question mark..*
Draco- Oooooh! I'll bet its Michael Jackson!!!!
Nick Cannon pops out of nowhere-No! Its me, baby! Nick, from Nick!
Kat scrunches up her face like a weenie- ISNT he presh-ums?!?!
Nick- Haha.yes, I know.
Kat- Okay, so heres the camera! *tosses him the camera*
Nick catches it- Im SO versatile! *flashes a smile*
Suddenly a Big Mac falls from the sky and lands on the ground.
Draco- FOOOD!
Disembodied Voice from above that only Draco can hear- WAIT DON'T EAT THAT!
Draco- Why not? Im starving!!!
Disembodied Voice- If you plant it, it will grow.
Draco- What???
Everyone- O.o Disembodied Voice- If you plant it, it will grow.
Draco- Plant what? Who will grow?
Kat- Draaaaaaco, what are you talking about?
Nick- Girl, that cats whacked!
Disembodied Voice- *scoffs impatiently* If you plant the big mac, an large corporate industry of McDonalds will erupt and sprout up in the Forbidden Forest!
Draco- But.But I don't care! I want to eat it! Why should I listen to you?!
Everyone- O.O
Disembodied Voice- *smacks lips* Because Im a mythical disembodied voice! Now.if you plant it, it will grow! *fades away*
Draco- I KNOW WHAT I MUST DO!!! *pause*
Draco takes a bite out of the Big Mac.
Cough, cough.
The disembodied voice fades back- PLANT IT!!! IT WILL GROW!!!!
Draco sighs- Oh, fine!
He plants the burger, then walks back to the group.
Draco- Can you BELIEVE that voice?
Everyone- O.O *blink,blink*
Kat- Draaaaaco...
Draco- Yesh?
Kat- I..uhm.ah.you.nevermind.
They continue walking, when suddenly-
RUMBLE, RUMBLE, RUMBLE!!!
They all look behind them to see- AHHH! A GIANT McDONALDS HAS ERUPTED FROM THE GROUND!!!!
Fred and George- Bloody hell...
Kat- Holy Buddha.
Oliver- Its so beautiful!
Nick, instantly rolling tape- THAT'S what Im talking about!
Draco-*blink,blink* Now what the hell is that? Where is my Big Mac? It was supposed to grow! Now, now.WHAT is THIS? *walks over to the McDonalds* W- what is it? I DON'T UNDERSTAND.. AGAIN!!!! I cant eat this!
He bites the corner of the wall and tries to chew the cement.
Draco- ITS.NOT...WOOOORKING!
Everyone else walks inside, leaving Draco sobbing outside.
Once inside-
Kat- Ooooooh!
Oliver- Look at all the disgruntled teens!
Kat looks around- Christ, where did my camera man go??
Somewhere else in McDonalds-***
Nick is hanging around with three girls, Brittany, Ashley and Rachael. Brittany's trying to get it on with him, Ashley is just kind of standing there, and Rachael has been "secretly crushing on him ever since they were in the 3rd grade together", although Nick and Rachael have never met..ahem, don't ask...
Brittany- So, Nick.Do you want to grab a burger with me?
Nick- No, Im sorry..I cant eat burgers. They make me sick.
Brittany- Oh, well how about a McFlurry?
Nick- Are you kidding? Ice Cream gives me diarrhea!
Brittany- Oh, well uhm..Hey! Are you just making up excuses because you don't like me?
Nick- Are you crazy? Girl, Im mad for you!
Brittany- Oh, okay then.. how about the movies? I hear Harry Potter 2 is playing!
Nick- Sorry, those theatre seats make my butt itch.
Brittany scrunches up her face and walks over to Ashley.
Nick turns to Rachael- Hey baby, hows about you and me go and get some burgers and a McFlurry and then we hit Harry Potter 2 at the cinema???
Rachael- Oh, sure!
Brittany drops her mouth in horror- How could you?!
Ashley- Yeah, that was like so mean!!!
Nick- What?
Brittany- I just asked you if you wanted to get a burger, a McFlurry or go to the movies!!!
Nick- Hu-uh!!!!! *walks away with his arm around Rachaels waist*
Back at the entrance to McDonalds-
Draco walks in- Okay, I give up on the cement. whats up, Oliver?
Oliver- Nothing much home-diggy dogg.
Draco- Word..*nods*
Some totally preppish chick comes over- Hey, Oliver.I had a fun time with you last night.
Oliver looks around so Kat doesn't hear- Uhm.what? Who are you?
Chick giggles loudly- You know who I am, silly! Its me! *giggles with a snort at the end* Im MEEEGAN!!!
Draco- O.o
Megan- Oh, and Drraaaco! I soooo love you! *giggles snottily and cradles herself around Dracos arm*
Draco- Um..*pushes her away*
Megan- Ugh..*whiney* Draaaaco! Why'd you dooooo that???? *snuggles with Oliver*
Oliver- Yeah, Draco..u aint man enuff or something?? HAHAHA!
Megan- HAHAHA!
Draco- HAHAHA!
Megan stands up again and walks to the side- Maybe I should leave you boys alone.. I cant decide who I like better..
Draco walks over to her- Here, let me help you with that decision...
He grabs her shoulders, pulls her close and looks deep into her eyes, and gets closer, and then- he spins her around and shoves her toward Oliver.
Draco- He looks better than me, and has a tighter ass! *runs away*
Oliver looks horrified.
Megan pouts, but after circling Oliver a few times, shrugs.
Megan- Well, you DO have a tight ass..
Oliver- Well, I try.
Megan- And THAT'S what I like about you! PIGGYBACK!!!!! *hops onto his back*
Oliver- JOY!!
Kat comes over with a double cheese burger- Yummerz! Well, off to da forest!
Nick, with Rachael still at his side- COMING!
The group leaves the McDonalds, and stop after a while of walking.
Kat- Well, you guys know what time it is???
Oliver, panting- Time to drop all Megan's over a cliff??
Megan, still on Olivers back- HAHA! No, silly!
Kat- Uhm..yeah.well its time to pick our next one to be eliminated!!!
Some dude in a mask walks out with an envelope.
Kat- O.o *takes the envelope* DRUMROLL PLEASE!!!
Nick- Ahem, THIS is where I come in! After all I was in that movie, Drumline where I conveniently win the whole school over and the love of my life with my uniqueness and individuality while playing the drums..*whips out a drum and bangs on it*
Kat- OLIVER-..Wood..
Oliver drops Megan- What?! NO!
Kat glares at the guy with the mask and then rips his mask off.
Kat- *sigh* LEE?! Why do you keep doing this? Your out! You've been eliminated!!!!!
Lee- But- but-but-but!
Kat- Yes, yes, I KNOW you like my tush, But that's no excuse!
Lee- But.but..
Kat- Its not all that great of a rear end, alright???
Everyone- O.o
Lee- but..buuuutt!!!
Kat- WHAT is this fascination with my fanny? You have to go!!!
Lee- Bu-...yes, dear. Ill see you back at home??
Kat- *blink, blink* I suppose...I'll put a blanket down in my closet, okay?
Lee nods and walks away.
Kat- NOW. The one eliminated is.......NICK CANNON!!!!
Nick- Dude, cat, that's-...WHAT?! HOW AM I ELIMINATED?!?!?!?!
Kat- That's what the card says! Nick Cannon!
Kat shows him a card with the words "Draco" and "Malfoy" on them.
Nick- Oh.Well, in that case...BEAM ME UP, SCOTTIE!!!
"Author" and "Chloe" run in and tie Nick Cannon up.
Kat- Wait! *she walks over* Nick..Im sorry for everything that weve been through, alright, suger? Nick- No, no, it was my fault. Don't blame yourself, baby.
Fred- Hmm..this calls for some dramatic background music!
Ludacris runs out- I WANNA.LICK LICK LICK LICK YOU FROM YOUR HEAD TO YOUR TOES! AND I WANNA-
George- No, no, that's not right!!
Spongebob Squarepants comes on- F IS FOR FRIENDS WHO DO STUFF TOGETHER!!!!
Fred & George- THAT'S IT!
The song continues as Nick and Kat reminisce..
Kat- But through all this, there is one thing I want you to remember..
Nick- What is it, my love???
Kat- I was only in it for your money. Well, that and your arm. Your arm is so totally very hot and yummy, I couldn't help but fall for it.
Nick- But.but.
Kat- Oh not you too.lay off my ghetto booty!
Nick- BUT!
Kat- Now, Im going to take this *yanks his arm off*
Nick- OWWWW!!
Kat- And your going to go with the nice psycho killers, k, hun?
Nick looks at Author and Chloe, who are grinning evilly.
Nick- But.
Kat- INFIDEL! STOPPIT! Now, take him away, girls..
Chloe drags him away, leaving a sobbing Rachael behind.
Kat folds Nick's arm up and puts it in her backpack.
Kat- Oh, and take Pinkie McPrep and Lovergirl, too man.
Chloe hops over and drags Rachael away.
Author comes to pick up Megan, but-
Megan- Youll never take me alive, NEVEEERRRRR!!!!! *hops off Olivers back and runs away* FRRREEEEEDDDOOOOOOMMM!!!!!!!!!
Author shrugs and walks back with Chloe.
Kat- SO great..were back where we started. 3 people we didn't even start out with today were eliminated, and I don't have.well, actually I have the ARM of a cameraman.. I wanna go home..
Oliver-But we are in the middle of the forbidden forest.
Kat- Well, yes but the real Kat is, at this moment, boredly sitting at a boring desk writing a boring story that only bored to death people are going to read..so..this stories over with for right now.She will update later.
Everyone- *gasp* Ah, ooooooohhhhh..NIGHTIR, READERS!!!!
Kat- Don't you guys mean, "nightie?"
George- No, no we mean Nightir!!! You wouldn't get it you non- British thingie..
Kat- Ah.. Yees, I see..Well, anyways, that about raps it up for tonight.
Everyone- NIGHTIR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Tune in next time!!!!!!!!!
~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~
Well, it wasn't great but it wasn't bad. Dontcha think, babe?
Lee, fuming- YOU..TOOK.HIS.ARM!!!
Oh, are you still on that? You are sooooo 5 paragraphs ago.
Lee looks down and mumbles.
But if it makes you feel any better, I also stole his ear when no one was looking.
Lee looks up- Aw, you mean that??
With all my heart, baby.
Lee- Your so sweet..
Ha, yes, I know...
Lee- Do you wanna snog now??? Or..later..?
Over..coffee?
Lee- That would be..yes, yes I think that would be splendid!
JOY!
*off they frolick*
Nick Cannon stumbles on stage- I bet that hooker didn't tell you what ELSE she took from me, did she?!?!?!?! SHE TOOK MY-
*end chapter* *please review!!!!*