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Well, on with the fic...
Disclaimer: I do not own Gundam Wing nor Sailor Moon any of the below mention characters except for the youma. Pitiful ne. *sigh* But I sure wish I did.
Chapter One
What the Hell is Going on??????!!!!!!!!!!!!
SM Dimension
The youma was powerful; they were having a very hard time defeating it even with their ultimate levels. It was also the ugliest youma they had ever seen. It was a mucus infested beast which oozed and dripped with noxious slime. The girls did their best to avoid the dripping slime as much as they could. The beast was malformed and had three horns on its head, an eye in the center of its forehead and one in the back of its head. Its body was gray and black and bulky. One would expect the youma to be slow because of this but it was the opposite, it was incredibly fast. And there was no way to surprise it.
Mars Flame Sniper!" shouted Mars, her attack flying towards the beast in the form of an arrow of fire. The youma just absorbed the energy and sent a ball of energy at her.
Unable to dodge quickly enough the energy blast hit her on her left side crippling her arm and destroying the material it hit. All their fukus were torn seemingly beyond repair but they would be as good as new the next time the girls were ready to fight.
"Saturn Silent Glaive Destroy!!!!"
"Uranus Earth Shaking Shatter!!!!"
"Jupiter Oak Dragon Evolution Crush!!!!"
"Pluto Super Sonic Deadly Scream Surround!!!"
The attacks crashed into the monster slowing it enough for Moon to make her move. The other Senshi, namely Mercury, Venus, Neptune and Mars were too weak for their attacks to have an effect on the youma but the other senshi were the strongest of the bunch.
(AN: o/` Where is Mamoru Chiba? o/ `* Where is Carmen Sandiego tune * Like my music notes ? Kawaii, ne? Least I tried. Well here he comes * muttered * the bakayaro )
The thought that had run through everyone's mind more than once was the whereabouts of a certain someone called Tuxedo Kamen (I think. Correct me in the review if I'm wrong)
Tuxedo Kamen watched from the shadows as the senshi were battered and bruised by the youma. 'Soon,' he thought to himself. 'Soon I will have all I desire and those Senshi putas can't stand in my way.' (Does anyone know what bitch/whore/slut is in Japanese? Tell me in the review, if not email me at lostagain7@hotmail.com)
He was waiting for the right moment to join the fight. Very soon he would be free of that annoying bubble brain Usagi. He smiled evilly as his time neared.
Moon was worried. They had never before faced a youma as powerful as this one and their enemy was unknown as usual. Even with their upgraded powers they were having a hard time defeating the beast. It was as if it was created especially to brush off their strongest attacks and knew what they would do. That was why she was surprised to see the last attack had any effect on it.
'Careful Moon, if the others heard you right now they'd all have cows.' She thought, smirking inwardly.
"Hurry Moon, annihilate the beast!" shouted Saturn.
Snapping to attention, Moon wondered briefly where her Tuxedo Kamen was. She loved him and was truly worried about his welfare. Turning her concentration inwards, she slowly gathered enough energy to prepare her attack. She was usually the last resort and stayed back during battles, more because her Senshi wanted her to, so she was always stronger than the others.
"Moon Cosmic Therapy Incineration!!!" she yelled, the energy coming from her scepter in waves of brilliant light pink light.
The youma was moon dusted and its remains were gone in the wind (^-^; I couldn't help myself) but before Moon could destroy the beast it had loosed an attack which hit her forcefully. Having no shields, she took the blast at full power and was knocked unconscious. At that same moment Tuxedo Kamen chose to make his appearance shouting out, " Moon watch out!!!", in horror only seconds oh-so-conveniently late.
The Senshi watched in horror as their leader and Oujo was knocked unconscious. They were in shock and speechless. Their feelings of guilt almost overwhelmed them. They had let this happen to their Oujo. Their grief was overpowering.
Moon felt the blast hit her. The pain was dreadful and left as soon as it came but she knew that she would never forget the moment. She could feel herself slipping away into oblivion and soon everything ceased to exist.
Gundam Dimension ...
¦Around
the same time...
"MAXWELL!!!!!!!!!" shouted an
insanely wrathful Wufei. Duo had once again pulled one of his infamous pranks
and the unfortunate victim was Wufei.(like that wasn't obvious, huh
(^,_,^;) )
Wufei had had the ultimate misfortune of being the brunt of
one of Duo's most amazingly hideous yet hilarious pranks. The other pilots
were all trying to figure out how in the world and colonies had he managed to
get the make-up and dress on Wufei.
Earlier that day Wufei had awakened
to the sound of birds merrily chirping and the sun high in the sky. He took his
time to meditate and then went into the bathroom for a quick bath. Being above
the vanities of mere mortals, especially 'women' he never bothered to look
into the mirror to check his appearance and therefore never noticed the
make-up.(it's a waterproof make-up used especially for celebrities and models
etcetera, etcetera, etcetera. This is the future, ya know.)
When he went
down to the kitchen he ignored the strange looks the servants gave him, he was
used to such things, a fine bishounen (I'm not sure this is the word. Review
and tell me ok) When he got there, who else but the great prankster a.k.a
Shinigami was sitting there stuffing his face full of food. It was lunch and all
the pilots were in the kitchen , lunch being an informal affair. That's when
all the fun began.
Quatre looked up and surprised flared upon his
features. Duo, the baka, somehow managed to keep a straight face as he went
along with everything Quatre said, not once letting on that he knew. Trowa just
sat there and watched Wufei, amusement faintly visible in his eyes. Heero just
grunted a hello without looking up but Quatre's greeting made him and what he
saw caused him to smirk, something he rarely did.
"Good morning Miss.
Are you one of my many sisters or one of my friends' guest?" he inquired
politely, leaving the faint question of ‘her' name in the air.
At
this Duo had to add his own two cents. "Hiya babe, looking good. You can't
possibly know one of these stick in the muds or be related to such an ugly guy."
Wufei stood there in stunned confusion.
'Why don't they
recognize me?' he pondered. Little did he know of his attire. (Remember he doesn't look in the mirror, well he pays just as little attention to what he
wears. His wardrobe lacks variety.)
His face was done up like girls added
a certain charm it normally lacked. Duo had worked wonders because before them
stood a babe who looked like a clown. A man could she the hidden beauty
underneath, a tantalizing challenge but on the surface she was unappealing to
say the least. The colours used were bold and overstated, similar to that of a
whore. And the clothes, Duo had altered Wufei's clothes to give it a more
feminine look, the top having ruffles and dyed red and the pants had
bell-bottoms and hugged his slight hips nicely. The pants were also pink. Duo
could not believe that Wufei had not noticed.
"Quatre and you braided
baka stop fooling around ." ordered Wufei sharply before seating
himself.
"Is that you Wufei?" asked Quatre ion
amazement
"Wow Wu-man, wanna go on a date?" queried Duo with an
idiotic grin on his face.
" What the HELL are you talking about
baka?!?!?!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" shouted Wufei annoyed at Duo's irritating misuse
of his name. " How many times must I tell you, my name is WUFEI not
WU-MAN!!!!!!!!"
" Relax Wu-man, I can say your name, hear,"
responded an ecstatic Duo.
" Wufei have you looked into a mirror
lately?" asked Trowa in his soft, calm voice.
" No that's for onnas
and weak men." stated Wufei.
"But I look on the mirror," inserted
Duo.
"My point exactly." Wufei smirked smugly at Duo.
"I
think I just got dissed." whined Duo. "Why are you so mean to me? Huh Wu-
man?"
Trying his best to ignore the annoying bakayaro in his presence,
Wufei returned his attention to the advice they had given him and paid close
attention to their expressions. What he saw did not please him for he could tell
he was being laughed at. Quatre was doing his best to hide his laughter behind
his hands but the other two were quite except for a few little things which gave
them away.(if you don't know go back a few paragraphs and read)
With
their expressions in mind he walked swiftly towards the downstairs washroom
nearest him and went in. Duo had an evil grin on his face as he counted loudly.
Quatre finally controlled his laughter and looked worriedly at Duo; he knew that
Wufei would probably kill Duo this time for the 'injustice' he had done to
his person. Trowa and Heero just sat there and watched closely inwardly grinning
in expectation, Heero with his usual emotionless, cold mask and Trowa with his
blank, emotionless mask.
"5, 4, 3, 2, 1" Duo gleefully counted
and on the one the most pained filled, along with a trace of shock, scream was
coming from the direction Wufei had
gone.
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Silence prevailed for a while
but it proved to be the calm before the storm.
"You braided
bakayaro!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I'm GOING TO CHOP OFF THAT BRAID OF YOURS THEN TORTURE
YOU TO DEATH FOR THIS INJUSTICE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" was heard moments
later.
Forgive me this is what I could get out to you for
now. It is part A of the chapter. Hope you like. Sorry if it isn't funny
enough for you, I was not in a humourous mood, aight.
I would like to
send special thanks to the 6 people who reviewed my story. I was amazed and they
were all good!!!!!!!!!! And for all you readers out there I have a story under
originals, novel section which may interest you titled Trick or Treaty. Please
read. I won't write more unless I get reviews and the story is a good one so I
hope you check it out. By the way descriptions will be given in later
chapters.
Could someone email me Japanese words and sentences that I can
use in my stories? Pretty please???????? And a key to those faces and
abbreviations you guys love to do so much.
Remember to READ and REVIEW
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Suggestions for couples invited. Heero/Usagi are already considered
a couple, don't try to change my mind.
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