Hey, I'm back and ready to write. But its gonna be short. Just a little chat with the bad guys. We mustn't forget them. After all, they're what make the story more fun. Where would the shows be without the villains? Nowhere. That's where.

Wufei: Shut your trap onna!! In the name of Nataku, you talk too much.

Lilac: (outrage) Wufei!! How dare you speak to me this way. I'm telling. (bursts into tears)

Wufei: (sneeringly) And who're you gonna tell? My mother?

Lilac: *big smile breaks out* Of course. She's the only one who can properly put you in your place.

(Wufei's mother is heard coming)

Wufei's mother: Wu-chan!!! What have you done now you pig-headed baka. I swear you did not get your attitude or brains from me that's for sure. Only smarts in my family. Your father, bless his soul, would probably applaud you for your performance. The foolish man. * rolls eyes heavenward*

Wufei: (turns pale and prepares to run) Lilac I'll get you for this. Don't you worry.

Wufei's mother: (sternly) And just where do you think you're going young man. (grabs him by his ear and gives it a twist.) I thought I taught you better than this. Insulting a girl.

Hmph. (drags him off)

Lilac: *grinning evilly* D-chan, did ya get it all?

Duo: (appears eagerly from hiding spot holding a camcorder) Oh yeah baby!! This is gonna be lots of fun. Can we blackmail him now? Pretty please? C'mon Lilac-chan, I know you wanna do it too.

Lilac: Not now D-chan, I need some asprin. I feel a headache coming on. (That's for those of you who saw the movie 'What Women Want')

Duo: *disappointed look) Yes Lilac-chan. We'll wait. To you readers out there, here comes the fic. By the way why do you even bother reading these little interludes? It seems pointless to me.

Lilac: (irritated) You're in it you baka!! Go away!! You've made my headache worse.

(moves off grumbling and ignores Duo's puppy dog eyes)

Duo: (grins insanely) Don't worry. She can't resist. I'll have her in the palm of my hand by next chapter.

(Heero suddenly appears)

Heero: Omae o kurosu. (pulls out gun from Kami-sama knows where) Leave Lilac-chan alone.

(Duo eeps and runs off. Satisfied, Heero returns to his laptop. Damn that thing!!)

Chapter Six

Clarifying The Villains

Sailor Moon Dimension…

" Master, what troubles you?" asked a female minion. A rather buxom and comely minion. (If she could she'd kill me for calling her that.)

"That yaru dared to hit me!!!!! Why can't she die like that obedient twit she's supposed to be. Just goes to show how duplicitous women are." He raged, startling his minions.

"Great lord, you are a fine stud in that body. How can any woman resist you, how can anyone resist you? She is a fool and a stubborn one at that. Chaos, have I not served you well? Let me kill her. I've waited too long for this."

" Beryl, my love, I've always loved you. And this fool whose body I occupy has always lusted after your ample and delicious endowments." He said with a seductively dark look at those 'endowments'. " I can't see what that part of me saw in her before. At least this konoyaru had the sense to go after her for her title. Man he would have had a real cushy position."

Sashaying forward, she ribbed herself enticingly against him. Bending forward, she kissed him full on the lips, thrusting her tongue into his mouth. He readied instantly. He moved to grab her but she skittered away.

"You minx," he told her in a passion roughened voice.

"Please love, let me be the one to kill her. I want my revenge." Beryl insisted in determined tones.

" Shut up darlin', you don't wear green well and you are so much more appealing when you're not talking."

Chaos/Mamoru made a successful grab for her and proceeded to seduce her quite thoroughly with these words as a silencer.

Gundam Dimension…

"The Gundam pilots have just blown up the Illyrian base, sir . Here is the report on the latest attack. It is suspected that there is a traitor among us. That person will be found and dealt with , with your approval sir. " said Colonel Noin.

"Thank you, Colonel Noin. I will read it when I'm ready. What is your take on this?" replied Zechs.

"It's odd. There were only four Gundams and not one was Wing Zero."

"Heero Yui missed a mission. Never. He was probably elsewhere on another mission." Began Zechs, " Are you sure that it was his Gundam missing? He could have piloted another one."

"The data is correct. The battle was analyzed and the fighting styles present were of the other four pilots. Our highly esteemed 'Perfect Soldier' was absent from the fight." Noin replied derisively.

"Something's up. They are on to us I suspect. That's the only way. I don't like not knowing what he is up too. I need to find out where he was." a paranoid filled Zechs answered.

"We both know the best way to find that out is to go to your sister. What she sees in him I don't know. The way she behaves, it's no wonder he detests her." Noin winced in distaste.

" You put it mildly my dear. The boy would love to kill her. He'll get his wish soon enough. I just wish that banshee bitch would stop screeching his name all over the place. Thank God we're not really related. I'd be driven to suicide had that been the case." Zechs' animosity clear in his ringing tones of disgust.

" More like homicide, lover," Noin retorted with a twinkle in her eye.

Zechs' eyes held an answering twinkle. One that signified that their discussion had ended for the moment. Time for more invigorating matters.

It did not matter though. Things were going as planned. No one suspected them. As Relena's brother, Zechs had many privileges. Enough to enable him freedom of movement and security he would not have had otherwise.

Irony of ironies. It would be through Relena Peacecraft, bringer of peace to the earth and colonies that they would be subjugated to his militaristic rule.

I'm through with this chapter and dead tired. I don't think I'll sleep tonight. Anyways I could not resist and wrote this chapter. Be nice and review okay. I did not have to do this. I could have made y'all stew before posting this chapter but I love reviews and I hate having nothing to show y'all when I get reviews. Besides I'm very kind and I'm still waiting for my fifty reviews. Once there, I'll post two chapters a week for a month. That's a lot for me, I think I'll make it a fortnight. I have others writing that keep me busy.

Anyways that's all for now folks. Ignore Duo, he won't get me by next chapter. It's Heero I really want. I shall bid ye all adieu and leave for greener pastures.

Ja ne