Hey, I'm gonna give you the chapter at last. Expect the next in two days. I'm so bored right now. I hope you liked the last. Thank goodness that I'm a half decent writer. Don't worry I'm not in the palm of Duo's hand. Hee-chan took good care of that. Right Hee-chan?

Heero: Hn

Don't mind him, he's just upset that I hid his laptop. It's like his mistress. And we can't have that, now can we? Now onto other topics. I hate writing disclaimers so from now on there is only one disclaimer left to write. Anyone who objects can sue me. I know I'd win the counter sue. (smirks evilly)

Thank you all who reviewed. Next time I'm online while writing, I'll include names but for now everyone stays Anonymous. Thanks also for the words and site.

On with the fic!!!!!!!!

Disclaimer: There is no way in my entire life that I'll ever own these two shows unless the creators are distant relations who leave them to me upon their deaths. I'm never going to own the shows. I'm just borrowing the characters and their weapons. Don't sue. This Chapter and those to follow are products of my imagination but as before mentioned, the characters and weapons aren't owned by myself.

(repetition is good. Who says you can't cheat the law)

Chapter Seven

Oh Crazy Morning

Gundam Dimension…

Usagi awoke to the sound of shouting. A heavy thud was heard just outside.

"Would you guys keep it down out there!!!!!!" she shouted all the while thinking it was Rei chasing one of the girls. " I need my beauty sleep!!"

Duo and Wufei skidded to a stop in complete shock. Heero Yui, supreme master of silence, was shouting for them to be quiet and that he needed beauty sleep. What was the world coming to?

They glanced at each other worriedly. Wufei was not certain if amnesiacs went through personality changes. If that was the case, he vehemently that Heero did not develop the opposite of his original personality. That would mean another Duo, so to speak, in the house. One was more than enough.

'An alien or ghost who needs beauty sleep. Must be female. I wonder if she'd mine showing me her real body. I sure hope she's a ghost, that way she'd have more of a chance of being a hot tamale.' A huge hentaish grin appeared on Duo's face. Luckily Wufei was not paying any attention to him or he would have gotten backhanded.

All the while, Usagi was fully awake and aware of her mistake. The wail she let out was stifled before it could reach full volume. She had to try and act natural. Ha, like that had not already been ruined. At least she had a cover. Grinning evilly, she remembered the blonde's words from the night before. Amnesia. An excuse to do anything and everything until they could find a way to get back to their own bodies.

Rubbing her hands in front of her in that devious manner we all know and have tried, she began to plot. Heero would not mind. He had the excuse just like her. Then again he might be hard pressed to remember.

'What are you up to,' came that now familiar monotone. How could anyone possibly forget it.

Usagi in her startled state let out a loud shriek. Upon hearing it, the two pilots out side her door, stalled their departure to ask if she was alright. Delaying her response to Heero's statement, she assured them that she was okay and ordered them to leave. The royalty in her was coming out already.

'Now darlin' whatever gave you an idea like that. I'm just waking to the noise of Duo and Wufei.' she drawled silkily. (voice recognition)

'Because I sense it in your mind.' he replied, never reacting to her use of the endearment.

'What!!! You were spying on me!!!' shrieked an outraged Usagi.

Heero winced. Even mentally she had a shriek that could bust the eardrums; only in this case a headache was the result. Though not as bad as that banshee Relena's. Hers sickened you to the point of being bedridden.

'I wanted to talk to you. Get a hold of yourself.' he replied harshly.

'Fine,' she said, still miffed. ' I'll listen.'

'I'm moving in with your friends Haruka, Michiru and Hotaru. I think we should keep each other informed of our actions so that we'll be able to answer any questions and respond appropriately if spoken to or jested about it.' Heero told her.

'That's so cool!! You'll have a great time with the Outers. But, just for the record, why aren't you staying with the Inners instead?' Usagi inquired.

' My reasons.' he responded curtly.

'C'mon. You gotta tell me or else,' threatened Usagi.

'Hn.'

'Fine. You'll be getting a big surprise when you get your body back. I'll guarantee it.' she retorted with a smirk.

'Don't you dare do anything to my Wing Zero or my laptop,' he warned in his deadliest monotone. 'Or omae o kurosu.'

"Puh-leeeeeeesssse, sugar. Death threats don't work on me. Not after what I've been through. Don't even bother trying.'

Heero shook his head in exasperation. Lucky for him no one was there to see this momentous occasion. Then he took into consideration her words. He had a lot of work to do. He had no idea that the answers would come to him.

'Doesn't matter. Right now we have to think of a way to get our bodies back.' Heero said to pull the conversation back on track.

'AWWWW, Hee-kun, I'm hungry. I just woke up against my will and you're already want me to think sensibly? I can't think on an empty stomach.' she whined, a cute pout appearing on her lips. To bad a pout which looked cute on her did not sit to well with the Perfect Soldier's gorgeous bod.

'Fine go eat. I'll get back to you later and here's something you ought to know; I kicked your boyfriend when he tried to touch me.'

With those words, Heero put up a mental shield (he's good at those, how else does he deal with Duo's constant chatter) to block out the wail he knew would follow his statement. Tactical maneuvers were his specialty. Like this one to prevent his brain from melting. He could still hear the faint sound of her ranting coming through, though. Boy was she loud.

Usagi was pissed by the time she got to the kitchen. First, Heero tells her that he kicked her Mamo-chan. Then she gets lost in this stupid house and lastly, when she finally finds the kitchen, it looks like all the food is gone.

"Hey Hee-man, got enough beauty sleep? Have I ever told you how gorgeous you are on a morning? Well you are." greeted Duo ,to everyone's surprise but Usagi. He only succeeded in irritating her more.

"Why Duo-chan, I never knew you were interested. Now that I know, we can celebrate the beginning of our new relationship by you taking me out to brunch. I'm positively starving since some obnoxious pig ate all the food." Usagi responded with a sweet smile.

Duo promptly fainted. Wufei stuttered and Quatre stared in shock. Trowa's one visible eye looked ready to bulge out of it's socket. Heero Yui had just did three things that he'd never been seen to do before. Flirt, smile, and use an endearment towards Duo. And the most shocking of all was that it was done to a male.

Satisfied with the reactions her statement had brought forth, she turned to the fridge in hopes of finding something. Alas, the new transportation of goods had yet to arrive. So the huge fridge was empty as was the pantry when she checked. Now, you did not leave Usagi hungry. Guys think PMS is bad, try Usagi without her meal.

Turning her wrath on the poor unsuspecting G-boys, she let it rip. Duo who had just awoken from his first faint was doomed to repeat it. Conking out one more time from hearing Heero swear and rave about there not being food was too much for his already weakened system.

Quatre followed. It was a sensory overload. Wufei got a nosebleed listening to all the foul words Heero knew. Trowa was unable to stop stuttering. The thought in all minds, those unconscious had the thought before they fainted, was the amazing fact that this act was over food, or rather the lack of.

Calming herself enough to realize that she had over done had her worrying. This was definitely not how Heero would act. Sighing heavily, she turned to Trowa and asked as politely as she could,

"May we go out so I can eat? I'm very hungry."

Trowa grabbed the solution offered up. A happy Heero meant no troubles. He was thankful that he had not pulled his gun on them. Ofcourse he did not know that Usagi had no idea that Heero normally carried a gun. Usagi had taken one look at it and thrown it in the trash.

Quaint little café in Sanq Kingdom…

Duo was once again shocked. He never knew that Heero had it in him. The way he was vacuuming up that food was astounding. He was putting away more than he had ever put away in one go. The food would appear then disappear in seconds. And he was cheering him on enthusiastically. His beliefs on the ghost/alien were momentarily forgotten.

Usagi was in heaven. The food here was excellent and in large quantity and variety and the company quite about her eating habits. Then again, watching Duo eat showed her that she had competition. Lucky for them the patrons of this café were not interested in their marathon.

After half an hour of pigging out, she finally rested back and said those magic words.

"Boy am I full. I can't eat another bite."

Then she let out a huge yawn. The sighs of relief from her companions went unnoticed as she fell asleep at the already cleared table.

Signaling for the waitress to bring the bill, he shuddered. He was rich but that did not mean he was a spend thrift. It was his pleasure to spend money on friends but this was ridiculous. He feared the cost of the food. When he received the bill, the combined cost of what Heero had eaten with Duo's was enough to drive a poorer man to his knees. That is because that man would have to feed them for their entire stay at his mansion.

" That's taken care of. Shall we go back to the mansion?" asked Quatre.

"I think it would be wiser if we paid a visit to the supermarket or the grocery." stated Trowa.

"I agree. Yui acted like a onna over the absence of a little food." said Wufei with as hint of disgust.

Usagi caught his words and the disgust as she slowly awoke. That woke her up real fast. With a speed and rage that would have done both Haruka and Rei proud, she emasculated Wufei so thoroughly that he stalked out of the café in a huff to fume silently.

"Oh my gosh, Wu-man just got put down by Hee-man!!" exclaimed Duo.

"Duo, stop that taunting right now." Usagi sternly admonished, giving him a glare.

Duo having been on the receiving end of plenty of those glares noticed a difference, however slight it was.

'That's odd. He never glared like that before.' he thought before bowing his head in shame. He felt like his mother was chastising him. At least what he imagined it would feel like.

"Did I hear you guys say shopping before Wufei opened his trap?" Usagi asked hopefully.

"Uh, yes." Quatre reluctantly answered.

"Coool!!" she exclaimed in a tone similar to Duo's. Another shock was delivered to the present g-boys.

Then they all received a shock as the voice they least wanted to hear let out her mating call in her best screech.

"HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!"

"Nande kuso??" Usagi blurted out the expletive as she saw a wheat blonde girl barreling towards her, arms outstretched.

I'm finally through with this chapter. The continuation of it is not in the next chapter. MWUHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!

A little suspense goes a long way. Anyways, thank you my wonderful reviewers. You reached the fifty mark and passed it. Now I'm waiting for the hundred mark to be passed. Then I'd be the happiest girl in the world.

Questions:

Should the g-boys meet the Sailor Scouts?

Should Relena become friends with Usagi as Heero then mellow out on the relationship? (Stalking and asking to be shot)

Should I make Beryl good at the end and put her with Treize?

Those questions are just for a little of your input. I may or may not use the majority decision. I am the author after all.

By the way, should I dedicate chapters to reviewers?

I leave with these thoughts for now.

Ja ne.