Hey peeps. Sorry about the long absence, my parents have taken to removing the transformer from the computer when I stay on too long. Anyways, I have the next chapter here and rearing to go. No interludes before it so I can better satisfy you guys.

This chapter is dedicated to a rather intriguing supporter. I was surprised when I realized he was a guy. I thought guys did not read this stuff. I was told not to dedicate anything to him but I'll do it anyway. I just won't mention any names. He should know himself. The next chapter will be dedicated to Jessica, another reviewer who is quite supportive.

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Disclaimer: Read Chapter One through Five.

Chapter Nine

Banshee Surprise

Gundam Wing Dimension…

Usagi watched in horror as a wheat blonde girl with a crazed look in her eyes came barreling down on her person. (Think of a speeding train) The girl grasped onto her current body and seemed intent on squeezing the life out of her.

"C…ca…can't…b…br…brea…breathe." She managed to gasp out as she became lightheaded and everything started to turn black The crazy onna would pay when she got free.

"Umm…Ms.Relena, you're chocking Heero again." Quatre pointed out.

Wufei, on the other hand, was cruder. "You fucked up onna, let go of Yui before he dies from suffocation!!!"

Relena, caught up in her sick fantasy world, only heard the words that could shatter her dream. Heero dying. Immediately, she released him from her death grip around his waist and instead tried to grab his arm which, somehow, in his weakened state he managed to keep from her.

Usagi was gulping in sweet air while trying to avoid that bimbo plague that wanted to attach herself to her. She was horrified by the thought that this was a normal occurrence. She really pitied Heero right then and she admired his restraint. Someone else would have shot the yaru by now. She also wondered what had held him back from seriously maiming her.

"Oh Hee-chan. I know you love me. If you didn't you would have shot by now after all those times I offered myself to you for just that purpose. And time after time you proved that our love would triumph over all."she simpered. (I need to go gag right now)

Usagi was not at all pleased. Heero love this psychotic ama? Hell no!! That just did not seem like the impression she got from him and she was excellent at judging people.

"Would you leave me alone bitch. Can't you see that He…I don't love you." Usagi snarled all the while hoping that the others had not noticed her little slip of tongue.

Suddenly images flashed before her eyes. They were all memories of Heero's encounters with this girl.

'Kami-sama. She really is a psycho!! No wonder poor Hee-chan…Heero, Heero, Heero hates her guts and he can't kill her because it's his mission to protect her. Maybe she get killed by accident. Or kidnapped.' Usagi thought with a wicked grin.

Every single disgusting, heart wrenching moment that Heero had ever spent in her company had passed before Usagi's eyes. (Talk about no secrets between lovers) Usagi was determined to do something about his calamity. All thoughts of retribution were behind her. No one, absolutely no one, deserved to suffer like he had. As if a bad childhood was not enough.

Duo was intrigued by Heero's reaction. Gone were the death glares and threats. This was definitely not his best bud but he would not have traded this moment for anything…except a new and improved Deathscythe Hell. Relena's expression was priceless when she had heard the words that came out of Heero's mouth. Her mouth had dropped open like that of a fish and kept moving like on too with the opening and closing movements she did as she tried unsuccessfully to speak. Her eyes held shock and then anger. Her recovery had happened.

"Who is she?" she hissed.

"Huh??" asked everyone present. Quatre had been feeling kind of sorry for her but her tone of voice changed his mind. She sounded so much like a vindictive bitch. Even Trowa was taken aback by her question. Wufei was amused. Finally the onna was showing her true colours.

Usagi was confused now. There was no way she could know about the switch so she had to be referring to someone else. But who? Looking into her eyes, Usagi was mesmerized by the hatred she saw there.

"Who are you talking about?" she asked with false bravado. The hate was as livid as that she had see in her former opponents eyes. Just thinking about them made her shiver. Especially Chaos. He had really hated her.

"Don't try and play me for a fool Heero. I know that some slut has turned you against me and I want to know exactly who she is."

"Do you think I'm stupid? If I gave you the name of this non existent girl, you would have something bad happen to her. I can see into your heart Relena and it's as black as an abyss." Usagi said with calm superiority. She was the reincarnated Princess Serenity, heir to the throne of Crystal Tokyo and fiancée of Prince Endymion. She had fought for her beliefs against evils that threatened to overcome her world as Sailor Moon. There was no way she would let this insipid bitch make her cower.

Relena was too angered to take proper notice of what she was being told. All she heard was the refusal of the name of whatever whore that had stolen her Heero away from her. She whirled around and stormed out of the café, taking no heed of those in her path. She would find out who the u waki onna was and get rid of her.

The pilots glanced at each other. They had paid attention to Heero's words and knew that something was up. There was no way amnesia could make someone act that way. Duo's face held a smug look hat screamed 'I told you so'.

Wufei was annoyed at the braided baka for his attitude but puzzled over Heero. True there are people who could look into others hearts and see who thy truly were but they were few and far in between. Plus Heero had said that Relena's heart was black. An impossibility in his mind, for she was a devout pacifist, albeit they had just seen a side of her no one had known she had.

Trowa was brooding over it all. Something fishy was going on and he planned on getting to the bottom of it. (Sounds like a detective doesn't he?)

Quatre was naturally distressed at the recent scene. He was a kind soul and loathed to see his friends fight. As much as he sometimes despised Relena, he respected her for what she had achieved. Peace between the Colonies and the Earth.

Usagi was very much aware of her faux pas and wished that the ground would open up and swallow her whole. (sound familiar anyone?) Boy did she need a quick excuse. She silently thanked Selenity-sama for all the practice she had gotten when lying to her parents about her whereabouts after a battle.

"So guys, I thought we were going to get some groceries?" she said hopefully.

The pilots blinked at her and nodded slowly. Duo was eager to get some snacks for later and a few other supplies. They all moved as one and exited the café, painfully aware of the attention they were receiving as a result of the little incident with Relena. Everyone knew who she was and who Heero was and now they had a month's worth of gossip to pass along. Things were finally beginning to get interesting in the Relena's little kingdom.

Should I end here? Nah , I think another meeting with our coupled Villains is warranted.

Secret Base…

Zechs Marquis looked at the plans before him. The machine they planned to create would be the ultimate weapon. The most powerful weapon created by far excluding the ones the gods created. He glanced at his second in command. She was dressed in a form fitting black pants with the requisite boots sheathing her delectable feet. Her jacket was off, revealing a profile of her perfectly formed breasts in the tight spandex top she wore. Just looking at her got him horny.

Noin felt her leaders gaze on her and smiled inwardly. Everything was going as planned. It was a pity he would have to die but it was for the greater good. She would just find someone else to service her.

"Noin, have you found out Heero's whereabouts on the night of the attack?" he queried.

"Yes commander. He was at the mansion they are currently staying in. But no activity was noticed. Also, there was an accident there earlier. My informants are still gathering information on what happened but it would seem like the Perfect Soldier is out of commission for the moment." Noin responded in a chilled tone, an evil smirk adorning her pretty face.

"Is that so, Lieutenant?" Zechs raised a perfectly arched brow in disbelief.

"That is rather unusual but if it is fact then we can go ahead and use it to our advantage. My sister will prove useful in finding out exactly what is going on over there, after all she is more welcome than I am."

"Yes but being part of the Preventors is useful, is it not? Aren't you glad you took my advice?"

"Ofcourse, Lieutenant. Now for more personal matters. How's your back? I hope you're not too sore and up to another session." Zechs said suggestively.

"Always." Noin replied moving seductively towards Zechs while slowly removing her top. (thank goodness this is not a lemon. I'd burn up from blushing)

With the remote near his hand, Zechs engaged the electrical lock on his door to thwart any interruptions and dimmed the lights. It was time for a little rest and relaxation; and sexual healing.

Finally the chapter's finished. Next chapter is on Destiny and Fate so stay tuned for the little story I'll cook up. Remember to read and review. I'll try my best to get it out by Sunday but it will be difficult. Thank you, those of you who reviewed my other fic Fortune's Gift and the pitiful few who reviewed Redemption. I feel like no one likes that one. Anyways, the only way that I'm going to upload another chapter is if I see 21 reviews. It's just 6 more to go people. Read and reviews please (T.T).

Like I said before, if you want me to write about a different couple, tell me. I'll do a fic just for you guys who all want the same couple. Over ten requests for a particular couple qualify. Thank you for reading my fic. Bless you and have a lovely week.

Ja ne.