How I Hate Loving Oliver Wood

by Kira Ashkelon

One girl's obsession with Oliver Wood as written down in her diary. Sort of a take-off of the book "Angus, Thongs, and Full-Frontal Snogging." Please read. It's rather funny.

10. 510: Ow

Renee Helmer's Little Black Book
(Otherwise Known as a Diary)

5 October

9:32 am

Madame Pomfrey won't let me have as many painkillers as yesterday.

I hate not being able to move, and that's all I have to say today because it hurts too much to write.

Oh, and I HATE Draco Malfoy.

((I know it's a shorty, but I've already got the next one ready to post tomorrow!
Thanks to the person who pointed out that Oliver actually signed with Puddlemere United, not the Magpies. To be honest, I don't remember reading anything about Ollie signing with anyone, but I only read each book once and I don't sleep with them on a regular basis. But thanks! And it is fixed if you want to check it out in Entry #1))