Renee Helmer's Little Black Book
(Otherwise Known as a Diary)


10 October

7:51 am

 I've been neglecting my Little Black Book! I'm such an evil person!

Good news and bad news, and of course the bad news has to go first.

Laura's going to the Halloween party will Ollie. It's not like I actually stood a chance though, so I won't complain. Especially considering the good news!

Laura finished my costume and it looks perfect! So that's why I can't be mad at her anymore, as much as I may try. It really does look just like the one Satine wears, from the fishnet hose to the cute top hat!

I love this hat...

I think I'll wear this to classes instead of my pointed one. I look cuter in it for one thing, and if the teachers ask I'll just say that I must have picked up the wrong one!

9:13 am
Things to Do:
-Get a new top hat--Snape took the other.

11:41 am

 Come on!!! That man has some kind of sorry life and no sense of humor if he's taking up top hats! I'll bet he just did it because he wants to wear it.

Ew. Definitely have to get a new one. I could never wear that one again if it's been on his head. Greasy hair...

I think I'm going to hurl....

You know, he'd probably clean up a bit more if he had a girlfriend, and he'd probably clean up nicely. I mean, if it weren't for all the greasiness he'd almost be sexy. Especially with that low voice...

Wow, I seriously need to stop fantasizing about my Potions Master. That's disgusting.

And suddenly lunch doesn't sound nearly so good.

Mmm, Ollie.

Mmm, chicken.

4:52 pm

 I don't know why we're having emergency Quidditch practices! It's not like the game's are coming up just yet, and we're really good. Honestly, we're Slytherin!

You know, that's kind of an oxymoron.

Honestly, we're Slytherin!

Heh. Heh heh.

9:31 pm

 I think I know why they called a practice. Puddlemere United sent a recruiter along with Ollie and Terry.

I don't know what else she'd be. I mean, I saw Ollie standing there with this girl who looked about thirty, so I figured she wasn't a threat, but I went into jealousy spazz mode anyway and acted like a freak. But I was a funny freak. It kinda went something like this:

Ollie: Hi, Renee! I'd like you to meet my friend, Sharron.

Sharron: (talks to me like I'm two) Hello, Renee! What position do you play?

Me: I'm a Chaser right now, and I do quite a bit of chasing, so you'd better watch out and keep your man here on a tight leash.

Sharron: I... see.... Chaser right now? What other positions have you been?

Ollie: Oh, Renee's been in lots of positions! She's very good at all of them!

Me: (sniggering) Yes, Ollie knows all about my positions.... (heeheeheeeeeeee)

Ollie & Sharron: (blank stare)

Ollie: Except she wasn't the best Keeper...

Me: True. I can hardly resist the balls trying to fly through my hoop.... (HAHAHA!!!!)

Ollie & Sharron: (blank stare)

Ollie: But she really is an amazing Seeker, Shar, you'll have to see her at that later.

Me: Black-haired belle, seeking Scottish sex-god....

Ollie: Renee, what are you talking about?!

Terry: (appears out of nowhere and drags Ollie to the side) She's being sexual, Oliver. How many times do I have to explain these things to you?

Ollie: ............................

Me: Heeheeheeeeeeeeeeeeee!!

Sharron: (clueless) Have a nice day!

So that was all very interesting, though it's really sad that Terry has to interpret suggestive dialogue for Ollie. I mean, really, he doesn't even like women!

Oh Oliver! All the things I could teach you.....