Renee Helmer's Little Black Book
(Otherwise Known as a Diary)


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17 October

6:21 am

 I'm about to leave for Quidditch practice, but I'm a little worried about Venom. I think he must have eaten something that didn't quite agree with him, though what that might be I have no idea. He's Venom. He eats anything and everything.

Did I mention that he is now the size of a house cat? Yes, isn't that scary? My rodent, the size of a fat, pampered house cat. How sad it that.

I'll wake Crys up and make her watch my Venny Baby while I'm gone...

...I swear, the castle could collapse around her and she'd sleep right through it.

Wake up!!!

OW!

She just threw her Arithmancy book at me, and I don't think I need to explain how much that hurt. That's a big book. At least she's awake now...

What?! It is humanly impossible to go back to sleep that fast! Unless she can throw things in her sleep with perfect aim... We could have some fun with talents such as these.

I wonder if people like Crys could kill someone in their sleep? I'm not sure I want to room with her anymore.... I'll stick her in with Laura. Heh.

My poor Venom! He just spit up a hairball the size of a Snitch, and that's just the hair part!

Oh well. He was sitting on Crys' bed at the time.

She's moving... and she's reaching for her history book...

Well, now! Lovely morning! Off to Quidditch practice n-OW!

8:03 am

 Two good things happened during practice this morning.

First of all, Terry was there with Oliver (I still don't know where he disappeared off to for so long) and said that he had his costume ready. Ollie asked what it was, but I told him he'd have to wait and see. He seemed really disappointed... okay, so maybe he didn't care, but I can pretend like he obsesses over every little detail of my life if it makes me happy.

Terry did ask me later though if he could wear my costume and I could be Christian. He said he'd wax his legs for the fishnet hose and everything. He looked so eager, I felt sorry for him.

But of course I told him that there's no way in hell I'm going to be seen in public with a transvestite...

Then he told me we have to go see this movie called The Rocky Horror Picture Show sometime. I don't know where he gets these ideas! Why would a horror flick have transvestites? I mean, sure, they're kinda scary, but honestly!

And on to the second good thing...

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Mind has wandered.

What was I saying?

Oh yes! Malfoy! Good stuff!

Woah, how often do those two ideas go together, especially in this little black book?

Anyway, it's like the middle of October, right? Always cloudy and drizzly and there's hardly any sun, right?

Well Malfoy comes rushing into practice at like 7:05 and I hear him mumble something about not having time to put on sunscreen (who needs sunscreen in October?!). We all thought he was being overly-concerned, but by the end of practice he was like bright red!! No kidding! It was bloody brilliant!

When we were all going back in he was in front of me and I sniffed really loudly and said, Something smells like it's burning.... Roasted Draco, anyone?

He whirled around and was all, I have fair skin, so shut up!

I could have gotten all Head Girl-ish with him, but he's not worth the extra effort. It was great as it was. Really made my morning until I had to come here to Potions and remember bad dreams. Better put this away now.

9:41 pm

 Heh heh. Crys is the only one without a date. Sure, mine's gay, and he's only coming with me to try to seduce another young man into happy gaieties, but that's completely beside the point. I've got a hot date!!

I could be nice and try to hook her up, especially since Venom hurled in her bed this morning.

But I did offer to let her stay in my bed, but she went all off on the stuff again. She says it's even worse that I'm going with a gay guy, but I told her it's because I wanted Ollie, and then she called me delusional.

Honestly, I don't see what's so delusional about that...

11:45 pm

 She gave up. I guess when she discovered that I was delusional and not lesbian it was okay to sleep in the same bed as me.

11:52 pm

 Have been pushed onto the floor with no covers. Considering skinning Venom for his lovel warm coat. Or just using him as a pillow.

11:57 pm

 After Venom tried to eat my head, I have moved under my bed for protection. He's glaring at me with his beady red eyes. Kinda creepy. Good night now.

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