Gohan made his way home from school a bit sulkily, first of all he still owed Vegeta one of his years, then Videl found out he was Saiyaman AND wanted him to fight in a tournament AND wanted him to teach her how to fly. Can things get much worse? As long as I'm the author of this fic, hell yeah!

"GOHAN!!!!" The halfling turned his head and saw that Videl was hot in pursuit in her chopper.

"Dammit!" Gohan cursed. But he didn't lessen nor increased his speed. Videl finally had to charge up ahead.

"Gohan! I told you to wait up!" she shouted through the roar of the machine.

The halfling resisted the sudden urge to blast the machine and kill her, "No you didn't. Since you have such short-term memory I'll kindly remind you that you just shouted out my name."

Videl scowled, "You better be nice Gohan! If you're not careful I just might let it slip that you're Saiyaman!"

Gohan growled, "YOU are the one who'd better be nice. I can kill you if I wanted too, and it'd be easy since we're up in the air just cut off a few wires. . . . .they'd all think you had engine trouble and plummeted to your death." He snarled.

Hercule's daughter smirked, "You wouldn't do that. You're 'The Great Saiyaman' doer of good, upholder of justice and a plain goodie to - " she suddenly screamed as the halfling grabbed the tail of the chopper and started swing it from side to side. Gohan snapped the chopper's blades and let go, he used his telekinetic abilities to prevent the flying machine from falling though.

"I'm 'The Great Saiyaman'," Gohan said mimicking Videl's voice, "doer of good, upholder of justice and a plain goodie to shoe. Pfft, that's a laugh. I'm deranged, evil, demonic and will kill you if you start giving me trouble, girl." Gohan smirked evilly (Does anybody here think Gohan resembles a certain ouji we all know and love. . . . . . ?).

"Gohan what the hell are you doing?"

"She was giving me trouble. So I thought I might take care of it." Gohan said not turning around, knowing fully well that behind him hovered his idol. Of course if his mom ever found out how much he looked up to his idol. . . . . . well to cut it short, all hell would probably break loose.

Vegeta snorted, "Nice way of taking care of her. But personally I would've at least flown up to a mountain and making it as if I were gonna slam her into it, you know give her a little taste of what might happen if she ever got on your bad side again. A taste of REAL fear." The ouji watched with pleasure as the scared Videl shook with rigid fear.

"You wouldn't . . . . ."Videl squeaked barley audible.

Gohan turned and smirked, "If you want you can join in on the fun too." But Vegeta shook his head saying that this was his kill and would come by later for the year. Gohan shrugged, "You're loss. But please, I must insist, that you at least stick around and watch." Gohan smirked a smirk identical to that of the prince's.

Vegeta smirked back, "If you insist, then I can't very much turn your invitation down." He watched amused as Gohan grabbed the chopper's tail, they both flew beside each other to the Arctic with a close-to-tears Videl clinging on for dear life.

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Okay. That was totally useless. Eh, I don't like Videl all that much for some reason so I decided to torture her. *sighs* If only all the saiyans and demi-saiyans in DBZ were evil . . . . . .the world would be a better place. Well. . . . there wouldn't exactly be a world that would be better. . . . Never mind. I think its good that some are goodies and some are baddies.

Defafaeth vs. Piccolo D 0--------------)(----0 P D 0---------)(---------0 P D 0-------------------)0 P

Defafaeth: *growls* Damn you, you let me win!!

Piccolo: Well duh! I have better things to do okay? Sayonara. *flies away*