Renee Helmer's Little Black Book
(Otherwise Known as a Diary)


24 October

6:15 am

ONLY ONE MORE WEEK TILL THE HALLOWEEN PARTY!!!!

So, on a different note, I have figured out why Venom keeps launching himself upon Crys. Apparently it is in an effort to relieve himself of... sexual tension.... ahem...

HAHAHAHAHA!

Why is this so hard to talk about with a straight face? Honestly, my best friend's getting sexually attacked by my pet rat!

But it's so bloody hilarious!!!

Now I have even more medicine for him to take. At least Hagrid always has a solution to every problem, and I have quite a few.

I hope I'm not medicating poor Venny too much. That could be bad. I wouldn't want to hurt the poor little guy!

Alright, time for Quidditch practice. Blarg! I hate it sometimes...

Except Terry promised he'd be there today and that he would bring Ollie.

Does my makeup and hair look alright? Perfect. I will have to be sure he sees it before I sweat it the makeup off and get knots all in my hair from the wind.

7:57 am

 Quidditch practice was insane, but nice. Ollie totally ignored me though after a while, and he seemed really depressed about something.

He should ask me why he's depressed. I'd tell him that it's because he needs a girlfriend like me to be complete.

Then again, no one ever listens to what I have to say.

He did ask me a somewhat strange question, about if I had received any interesting owls lately. He was so cute when he asked about it, too.

I said, No, why? and he just shrugged while Terry sniggered. They're so strange. Especially Terry. Queer-strange, really, if you know what I mean.

Then I had to open my big mouth and ask something about Laura. It was a completely harmless question about how they were doing, but still it made him angry or something. But I couldn't help it! I mean, whenever I see her, she's always with him, and I still can't forget what I saw Monday night. After all, it nearly broke my fragile little heart!

Well he got all touchy about it and told me it wasn't any of my business, but that he really likes Laura a lot and eventually she'll like him too.

I just kind of stared blankly at him, but deep down inside I was grinning broadly and thinking, Feel the pain, Oliver Wood. Feel it and suffer!!!

But what I actually said was, Excuse me for trying to make conversation! You act as if you think I like you or something. Well, rest assured, Mr. Wood, I have no interest in you whatsoever!

Then I strutted away with both of the guys staring at me in shock, until Terry started smirking his little Terry-ish smirk and followed me.

Feeling brave today, aren't we? he asked.

I snapped a cold glare on him, said a short yes, and then grabbed him and kissed the hell out of him.

After it was over he looked like he was about to die, but let's not overlook the fact that moments before he actually kissed back.

So he staggered off the field as practice started, mumbling something about wanting Daniel, and I had a very good morning practice. Bloody brilliant, really. Never missed a shot.

That was odd....

Snape just walked in, and he really looked rather nice. I think it was the hair. It looked clean or something.

I didn't quite have time to hide this quickly enough, so just sort of shut it as he wandered to where I am sitting with Crys. I thought he was going to take it and kill me with it this time. But no. He didn't look angry, in fact he almost looked happy or something as little as and go together (so would that be Teeheeheeee). I know he saw the book, but I guess he chose to ignore it as he told me that he wanted to meet with me tonight. Something about wanting a bit of a report from the Slytherin Head Girl to see what was going on.

Then he went into his office, but I'm sure he'll be back soon to start class, so I guess that's all for now.

12 noon

 Sitting here with Crys and Terry. Terry's been watching the Ravenclaw table like a hawk waiting for that Daniel kid to come along. He won't stop whistling Danny Boy either. I'm about to rip all of the metal out of his face.

Oh, there we go. He just walked in and Ter's grinning like the Big Bad Wolf. Now he's gesturing him over.

And Daniel... is pretending not to see him....

Oh, but Terry does not look discouraged... though I don't know what he's got planned. Should I be scared? Probably. He's got that damn smirk on his face again!!!

And... he's climbing on top of the table...

And... he's bending upon one knee and throwing his arms forward...

And... he's singing... -_-;

Oh Danny Boy,

The pipes, the pipes are calling...

That's just... not right....

7:31 pm

 So my meeting with Snappy was rather interesting, though I'm still a little confused as to what it was actually about. I mean, I walked in and he grimaced at me, which I think is his form of a smile, though one can never be certain, and he asked me to take a seat.

So I sat and he offered me tea. I had some so as not to appear rude, though I was very careful with it at first. After all, he is the Potions master. But I ended up drinking some and I'm still alive so I guess it was okay.

Then we just sort of... talked. He asked me mostly how all of us were in Slytherin House and if I had noticed any problems, and if any were to arise I should tell him immediately.

Then it was even weirder when he started going on about my plans for the future. He wanted to know a lot about me. It was too weird. Honestly, he never takes that much positive interest in a student. It's almost as if he read my journal after all and enjoyed what he read...

.........

No, that's impossible...

It is, isn't it?

I feel kinda sick... I think I'm gonna go to bed now. I don't care if it is Friday.

ONE WEEK TILL THE PARTY!!!!!

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