{Where is she?} Gohan thought on the verge of a nervous breakdown, it was a
good thing he was sitting on a couch. After all it was already half past
six and well Gohan was still waiting. . . . . jayzus, what kind of nerd
waits for a half an hour late date?! Anyway, ahem, Gohan was dressed in a
black leather jacket, a black shirt, black army boots, tinted black
glasses, black silk pants and black fingerless gloves. (A/N: Sorry people
-_-' I'm pretty sure you've noticed but I like black, besides Gohan looks
much cooler with the bad ass biker gang look. . . doesn't he?)
"Sorry 'bout the delay." Piccolo was leaning on the back of the couch bending over the demi-saiyan. She wore a pink tank top with a dangerously low neckline, a red mini skirt which reached mid thigh, a light pink purse, hoop earrings, red lipstick, red high heels with extremely sharp points, and had some glitter on. Piccolo's nails were blood red, her hair was kept in two buns with some hair poking out (like Serena from sailor moon only the long strip of hair reaches her shoulder).
Gohan blushed, "Wow you look great!"
"Yeah your mom really enjoyed playing dress up the namek with me." Piccolo said, "Man how do women walk in these shoes?!" she plunked down on the couch took off her shoes and massaged them.
"Mom? Do you mean to tell me that you were here with my mom upstairs the whole time?!" the demi-saiyan asked incredulously.
"Ouch. . . yeah didn't you notice? Probably not, you were most likely too busy being nervous to notice."
"Heh. . . want a drink?" he said nodding to some root beer on the counter.
"No I don't think so. Let's just go, I have a feeling your dear sweet ol' mom is eavesdropping." The namek pulled on her shoes and walked to the door, she walked as if the shoes didn't hurt at all. Gohan picked up a can of RB and followed closing the door, both took to the sky, heading for the city. "Um. . . Gohan I need to ask you something."
The halfling turned to his female companion with a smile, "Fire away I'm ready to answer anything." He said taking a swig some of the RB he had.
Piccolo fished through her pink purse, "Your mother gave me these. What are they for?" she said holding out a bag of condoms.
Gohan spit out his RB and nearly hit Piccolo who swerved out of the way, "I. . . I. . . .my. . . what the. . . . .MY MOM GAVE YOU THOSE?!?!"
"Yeah. So what are they for?" she asked suspiciously.
Gohan's eyes widened, he grabbed the bag and threw it over his shoulders, "Its nothing important." The tone in his voice indicated that he would not be answering any more questions regarding the bag.
"Whatever you say. . . ." the female namekian said giving Gohan a concerned look. They continued onward to the city in a comfortable silence.
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"Hey Trunks look at this!!" Goten said holding up a bag of condoms.
"Wow. Where'd you find those?" Trunks asked as he ran up and joined his companion.
"Idunno, I was just walking around here and it hit me on the head." Goku's mini me said scratching his head. "What are these?"
"Well um you see. . . they're finger warmers!!" Trunks said knowingly. (AN: Ahh . . . . . The all knowing Trunks.)
"Finger warmers? What are they for?" Goten the confused asked.
"They're used to warm up your fingers dumb dumb! I think I saw of this stuff in my parent's room the other day." (AN: 0o Um . . . no comment)
"Oh! I see now! you put them on your fingers and so they don't get all cold! Cool I wanna try!" so with that Goten put a condom on each of his fingers. "Hey cool they fit!!"
Trunks considering that for once he was actually right, did the same as his younger comrade. "Well duh! I told you so!"
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"I have a weird feeling that I should get a camera out." Vegeta said to his wife in the kitchen.
Bulma turned from the pot she was cooking to look at him with a raised eyebrow, "Why would you think that?"
Vegeta scratched his head and sat down on a chair, "Dunno, I just have this feeling that when Trunks gets home. . . . that I'll need a camera ready. Hmmm hopefully whatever is to happen to the brat will be something I can use to blackmail him in his fore coming adolescent years." With that he got up and walked upstairs to fetch his digital camera.
"That man worries me more and more every time we meet." Bulma said shaking her head sadly.
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"So what do you want to see? 'The Attack Of The Moon Man's Mummy', 'The Attack Of The Moon Man's Daddy', 'The Attack Of The Moon Man's Sister-In- Law', 'The Attack Of The Moon Man's Dog, Foochie' or 'Mysterious Breath' ?" Gohan said already knowing the answer.
"Anything without 'The Attack Of The Moon Man's. . .' in it sounds fine to me." Piccolo said wondering what kind of person would watch anything with such a dumb title.
"Two tickets for Mysterious Breath please. Thanks." The two entered the building and made it to the theater. . . but not without Piccolo receiving certain 'looks' from various men, who Gohan quickly threatened by casually pushing aside his jacket tail and revealing a gleaming polished gun on either side of his belt.
"Geez Gohan, do you always threaten people to stay away from your dates with a gun?" Piccolo said sitting down on a chair in the middle row.
"So you saw it then." Gohan plunked down on a seat next to the namek, his arms carried some snacks for the movie.
Piccolo snorted then gabbed some Nes Tea, "Me an a million other people, when this lady saw that you had a gun she immediately started dragging her kid out the exit. Then there was this other guy who saw the gun and fainted dead on the floor, of course I'm pretty sure you were to busy to see him." she said taking a pop corn tub and placing it on her lap.
"Ha ha. Its starting." He said as the theater grew dark.
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"I thought you said that you'd need only a camera?" Bulma asked hands on her hips as Vegeta came down with a camcorder, and a digital camera.
"I don't know. I'm having a premonition. . . . and I've learned to listen to them." Vegeta said laying down each of the machines and inspecting them to make sure that they were okay.
"I bet your little premonition is probably all wrong."
"What'll you wager?"
Bulma thought for a moment, "How about I'll be your slave for a whole two years and do everything you say, no matter how stupidly outrageous it is and without complaint."
Vegeta's eye got a little evil glinting look, "Fine, my wager will be the same as yours." He extended his hand and the two shook on it.
Bulma opened her mouth to say something but at that moment Trunks came trotting in wearing "Finger Warmers", "Hey mom, hey dad. Wassup?"
Bulma gaped at her on unable to think of anything else besides the fact that her ONLY son was wearing condoms on each finger. Vegeta on the other hand had started snapping away with the camera, then turned on the camcorder, "Trunks look my way and wave with both hands." the boy's father said trying hard not to laugh.
"Uh. . . sure. . .whatever." Trunks waved and smiled, but he had a gut feeling that something was wrong after all why would HIS dad tape him. . . it just wasn't Vegeta. "Um mom what are these things?" he asked turning to his stunned mother his hand held in front of his face.
"Condoms. . . ." she said absently but then realized what she said and was about to take back what she said when Trunks ran out of the room. "Where's he going?" Bulma asked her husband who was laughing his ass off.
"Di. . . dictionary!!!" Vegeta trudged upstairs holding the machines carefully in his arms all the while counting down, "5. . . 4. . . 3. . . 2. . . 1. . . ."
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" someone screamed from the other side of the house.
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"Gohan did you hear something?" Piccolo whispered, "I could've sworn I heard someone scream. . . ."
Gohan finished chewing his handful of popcorn, "Nope didn't hear anyone scream." He took a sip of his soda, "Maybe you were imagining things."
Piccolo sighed, "Maybe. . . but I could've sworn I heard someone scream, I could've sworn the person who screamed was Trunks. . . but maybe not." She drank her Nestea and munched on the popcorn. "What's this movie about again?"
"About - " Gohan began but was 'ssssssssssshhhhhhhhh'ed by everyone else in the theater.
{Let's talk like this. Okay what was it about?} Piccolo thought to Gohan.
/Its about an alien who fell in love with an earthling . . . ./
Ooooo. . . An alien romance story eh? Heh heh heh . . Maybe you should take some notes on this movie eh Piccolo? Nudge nudge wink wink.
/What the - Who the heck was that?/
{His royal pain-in-the-assness Nail. Ignore him . . . . . he just might die of not being noticed.}
*snort* Fat chance.
[Nail leave them alone.]
/KAMI?!?!?!/
[Ah. I see that you still remembered me.]
/Man its been so long. . . .wow. . . geez it must get crowded in there a lot, you have anyone else stuffed up in there?/
Piccolo punched Gohan hard in the arm and glared at him coldly, Gohan tried not to whimper as the pain throbbed in his shoulder. {Jayzus! I am surrounded!!!}
/Man Pic it was only a joke jeez. . . Hey! I missed a whole action scene!! Great now this movie is gonna totally suck!/
{Just because you missed one lousy scene doesn't mean that the whole movie sucks.}
/But you don't understand! The rest of the movie is about making out, getting naked, and 'doing it'./
{Aw fuck! Let's go now!}
But I wanna see it!!!
{Shut-up! I'm in control of this body not you!}
BUT I WANNA SEE IT!! IF I DON'T GET TO SEE IT THEN. . . THEN I'LL TAKE OVER YOUR BODY!!!
{You wouldn't. . . }
I'll do it again! Just like last time!
/Last time?/
{Gohan! I've already told you that night on our first date that NAIL took control of my body for awhile!}
/EEEWWW!!! I kissed Nail!?!? DISGUSTING!!!/
Well no you didn't really, I just took control over my host's body, so you still did kiss her but in a different context.
/But still. . . eeeww!!/
{So can we go now?!}
But I wanna -
{Fuck a cow Nail!}
I would if I weren't stuck in the same body as you. But you know you could still fuck Gohan. . .
{SHUT THE HELL UP NAIL OR I'LL MAKE YOUR LIFE A MISERABLE LIVING HELL FOR THE REST OF ETERNITY!!!}
Shutting up.
{Can we go now?}
/Uh sure, let's go./ The duo got up and exited.
"So where do you want to go now?" Gohan asked as they strolled down the very bright city.
"Dunno. What do you want to do?" Piccolo said break the hand of a pickpocket without even looking at her.
"Well I am hungry. . . . . ."
Piccolo rolled her eyes and scoffed, "Saiyans are ALWAYS hungry, I swear you guys have bottomless pits for stomachs. . . or maybe a black hole. . ."
"That was so funny that I forgot to laugh. Oh look an all-you-can-eat buffet!" the demi-saiyan exclaimed and dragged the disgruntled namek into the restaurant.
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Amethyst: Man that has got to be the longest chapter I've ever wrote. . . . not counting the single chapter fics.
Legolas: Well. . . that's true enough.
Amethyst: Read & Review!!
"Sorry 'bout the delay." Piccolo was leaning on the back of the couch bending over the demi-saiyan. She wore a pink tank top with a dangerously low neckline, a red mini skirt which reached mid thigh, a light pink purse, hoop earrings, red lipstick, red high heels with extremely sharp points, and had some glitter on. Piccolo's nails were blood red, her hair was kept in two buns with some hair poking out (like Serena from sailor moon only the long strip of hair reaches her shoulder).
Gohan blushed, "Wow you look great!"
"Yeah your mom really enjoyed playing dress up the namek with me." Piccolo said, "Man how do women walk in these shoes?!" she plunked down on the couch took off her shoes and massaged them.
"Mom? Do you mean to tell me that you were here with my mom upstairs the whole time?!" the demi-saiyan asked incredulously.
"Ouch. . . yeah didn't you notice? Probably not, you were most likely too busy being nervous to notice."
"Heh. . . want a drink?" he said nodding to some root beer on the counter.
"No I don't think so. Let's just go, I have a feeling your dear sweet ol' mom is eavesdropping." The namek pulled on her shoes and walked to the door, she walked as if the shoes didn't hurt at all. Gohan picked up a can of RB and followed closing the door, both took to the sky, heading for the city. "Um. . . Gohan I need to ask you something."
The halfling turned to his female companion with a smile, "Fire away I'm ready to answer anything." He said taking a swig some of the RB he had.
Piccolo fished through her pink purse, "Your mother gave me these. What are they for?" she said holding out a bag of condoms.
Gohan spit out his RB and nearly hit Piccolo who swerved out of the way, "I. . . I. . . .my. . . what the. . . . .MY MOM GAVE YOU THOSE?!?!"
"Yeah. So what are they for?" she asked suspiciously.
Gohan's eyes widened, he grabbed the bag and threw it over his shoulders, "Its nothing important." The tone in his voice indicated that he would not be answering any more questions regarding the bag.
"Whatever you say. . . ." the female namekian said giving Gohan a concerned look. They continued onward to the city in a comfortable silence.
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"Hey Trunks look at this!!" Goten said holding up a bag of condoms.
"Wow. Where'd you find those?" Trunks asked as he ran up and joined his companion.
"Idunno, I was just walking around here and it hit me on the head." Goku's mini me said scratching his head. "What are these?"
"Well um you see. . . they're finger warmers!!" Trunks said knowingly. (AN: Ahh . . . . . The all knowing Trunks.)
"Finger warmers? What are they for?" Goten the confused asked.
"They're used to warm up your fingers dumb dumb! I think I saw of this stuff in my parent's room the other day." (AN: 0o Um . . . no comment)
"Oh! I see now! you put them on your fingers and so they don't get all cold! Cool I wanna try!" so with that Goten put a condom on each of his fingers. "Hey cool they fit!!"
Trunks considering that for once he was actually right, did the same as his younger comrade. "Well duh! I told you so!"
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"I have a weird feeling that I should get a camera out." Vegeta said to his wife in the kitchen.
Bulma turned from the pot she was cooking to look at him with a raised eyebrow, "Why would you think that?"
Vegeta scratched his head and sat down on a chair, "Dunno, I just have this feeling that when Trunks gets home. . . . that I'll need a camera ready. Hmmm hopefully whatever is to happen to the brat will be something I can use to blackmail him in his fore coming adolescent years." With that he got up and walked upstairs to fetch his digital camera.
"That man worries me more and more every time we meet." Bulma said shaking her head sadly.
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| A T T H E M O V I E S | ______________________
"So what do you want to see? 'The Attack Of The Moon Man's Mummy', 'The Attack Of The Moon Man's Daddy', 'The Attack Of The Moon Man's Sister-In- Law', 'The Attack Of The Moon Man's Dog, Foochie' or 'Mysterious Breath' ?" Gohan said already knowing the answer.
"Anything without 'The Attack Of The Moon Man's. . .' in it sounds fine to me." Piccolo said wondering what kind of person would watch anything with such a dumb title.
"Two tickets for Mysterious Breath please. Thanks." The two entered the building and made it to the theater. . . but not without Piccolo receiving certain 'looks' from various men, who Gohan quickly threatened by casually pushing aside his jacket tail and revealing a gleaming polished gun on either side of his belt.
"Geez Gohan, do you always threaten people to stay away from your dates with a gun?" Piccolo said sitting down on a chair in the middle row.
"So you saw it then." Gohan plunked down on a seat next to the namek, his arms carried some snacks for the movie.
Piccolo snorted then gabbed some Nes Tea, "Me an a million other people, when this lady saw that you had a gun she immediately started dragging her kid out the exit. Then there was this other guy who saw the gun and fainted dead on the floor, of course I'm pretty sure you were to busy to see him." she said taking a pop corn tub and placing it on her lap.
"Ha ha. Its starting." He said as the theater grew dark.
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| A T C A P S U L E C O R P | _________________________
"I thought you said that you'd need only a camera?" Bulma asked hands on her hips as Vegeta came down with a camcorder, and a digital camera.
"I don't know. I'm having a premonition. . . . and I've learned to listen to them." Vegeta said laying down each of the machines and inspecting them to make sure that they were okay.
"I bet your little premonition is probably all wrong."
"What'll you wager?"
Bulma thought for a moment, "How about I'll be your slave for a whole two years and do everything you say, no matter how stupidly outrageous it is and without complaint."
Vegeta's eye got a little evil glinting look, "Fine, my wager will be the same as yours." He extended his hand and the two shook on it.
Bulma opened her mouth to say something but at that moment Trunks came trotting in wearing "Finger Warmers", "Hey mom, hey dad. Wassup?"
Bulma gaped at her on unable to think of anything else besides the fact that her ONLY son was wearing condoms on each finger. Vegeta on the other hand had started snapping away with the camera, then turned on the camcorder, "Trunks look my way and wave with both hands." the boy's father said trying hard not to laugh.
"Uh. . . sure. . .whatever." Trunks waved and smiled, but he had a gut feeling that something was wrong after all why would HIS dad tape him. . . it just wasn't Vegeta. "Um mom what are these things?" he asked turning to his stunned mother his hand held in front of his face.
"Condoms. . . ." she said absently but then realized what she said and was about to take back what she said when Trunks ran out of the room. "Where's he going?" Bulma asked her husband who was laughing his ass off.
"Di. . . dictionary!!!" Vegeta trudged upstairs holding the machines carefully in his arms all the while counting down, "5. . . 4. . . 3. . . 2. . . 1. . . ."
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" someone screamed from the other side of the house.
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"Gohan did you hear something?" Piccolo whispered, "I could've sworn I heard someone scream. . . ."
Gohan finished chewing his handful of popcorn, "Nope didn't hear anyone scream." He took a sip of his soda, "Maybe you were imagining things."
Piccolo sighed, "Maybe. . . but I could've sworn I heard someone scream, I could've sworn the person who screamed was Trunks. . . but maybe not." She drank her Nestea and munched on the popcorn. "What's this movie about again?"
"About - " Gohan began but was 'ssssssssssshhhhhhhhh'ed by everyone else in the theater.
{Let's talk like this. Okay what was it about?} Piccolo thought to Gohan.
/Its about an alien who fell in love with an earthling . . . ./
Ooooo. . . An alien romance story eh? Heh heh heh . . Maybe you should take some notes on this movie eh Piccolo? Nudge nudge wink wink.
/What the - Who the heck was that?/
{His royal pain-in-the-assness Nail. Ignore him . . . . . he just might die of not being noticed.}
*snort* Fat chance.
[Nail leave them alone.]
/KAMI?!?!?!/
[Ah. I see that you still remembered me.]
/Man its been so long. . . .wow. . . geez it must get crowded in there a lot, you have anyone else stuffed up in there?/
Piccolo punched Gohan hard in the arm and glared at him coldly, Gohan tried not to whimper as the pain throbbed in his shoulder. {Jayzus! I am surrounded!!!}
/Man Pic it was only a joke jeez. . . Hey! I missed a whole action scene!! Great now this movie is gonna totally suck!/
{Just because you missed one lousy scene doesn't mean that the whole movie sucks.}
/But you don't understand! The rest of the movie is about making out, getting naked, and 'doing it'./
{Aw fuck! Let's go now!}
But I wanna see it!!!
{Shut-up! I'm in control of this body not you!}
BUT I WANNA SEE IT!! IF I DON'T GET TO SEE IT THEN. . . THEN I'LL TAKE OVER YOUR BODY!!!
{You wouldn't. . . }
I'll do it again! Just like last time!
/Last time?/
{Gohan! I've already told you that night on our first date that NAIL took control of my body for awhile!}
/EEEWWW!!! I kissed Nail!?!? DISGUSTING!!!/
Well no you didn't really, I just took control over my host's body, so you still did kiss her but in a different context.
/But still. . . eeeww!!/
{So can we go now?!}
But I wanna -
{Fuck a cow Nail!}
I would if I weren't stuck in the same body as you. But you know you could still fuck Gohan. . .
{SHUT THE HELL UP NAIL OR I'LL MAKE YOUR LIFE A MISERABLE LIVING HELL FOR THE REST OF ETERNITY!!!}
Shutting up.
{Can we go now?}
/Uh sure, let's go./ The duo got up and exited.
"So where do you want to go now?" Gohan asked as they strolled down the very bright city.
"Dunno. What do you want to do?" Piccolo said break the hand of a pickpocket without even looking at her.
"Well I am hungry. . . . . ."
Piccolo rolled her eyes and scoffed, "Saiyans are ALWAYS hungry, I swear you guys have bottomless pits for stomachs. . . or maybe a black hole. . ."
"That was so funny that I forgot to laugh. Oh look an all-you-can-eat buffet!" the demi-saiyan exclaimed and dragged the disgruntled namek into the restaurant.
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Amethyst: Man that has got to be the longest chapter I've ever wrote. . . . not counting the single chapter fics.
Legolas: Well. . . that's true enough.
Amethyst: Read & Review!!